I am a cougar magnetFollow

In case you are unaware of the vernacular a when I refer to cougar it is not the animal but rather this cougar.

Now it so happens that I am not much of a drinker, actually i've never once been drunk in my 23 years. However I do occassionaly find myself at the bar, and i do have my decoy beer that i carry with me so i dont have to answer drunks questions as to why i dont drink.

Anyways I was at the bar last nite watching some local metal bands and i felt a tap on my shoulder, i turn around and there it is the complementary cougar, she made a motion towards the bathrooms. I quickly say no, she asks again, i tell her to **** off. I get punched in the shoulder but im okay. Now this is to be expected because im a "looker" and the ladies throw themselves at me, I shrug it off and then jokingly hassle my girlfriend for not protecting me from the scary lady. This has happened every single time ive been to the bar since I was 19, so its not a suprise.

Now I only bring up this little fact because I feel the need to tell the older ladies of the forum, Flea, Nade, DsD and Sam to get off my jock. I have a girlfriend, please stop the PM's. While I am a cougar magnet I feel no need to become a Wrinkle Rustler and flirt with women so ravished by the hands of time. Plus desperation and being a housewive are not turn on's (DSD im looking particularly at you).

So if you could stop it that would be great THNXKKLA!!

i know you are unable to help yourself being that you are from the weaker sex but I expected at least a half decent response, well from flea at least, Im just glad you made a post without linking to fark.com.



Edited, Sat Feb 12 18:02:17 2005 by bhodisattva

I can push a watermelon with my ***** though wouldnt care to push one out of my *****. Quit lamenting your biological imperative to create life, you cry baby.

Edited, Sat Feb 12 18:15:54 2005 by bhodisattva

Damn, they allow women sufferage and next thing you know they are burning there bras an complaining about getting pregnant.

I bet you are the type that can barely cook and wants equal pay in the work force. You sicken me DSD next you will be advocating gay marriage and communism!!

An ignorant woman, why am i not surpised?

Could I be the Cougar magnet for a while? you seem to think thats a bad thing... lols

ok ok put your teeth back in woman!

get a fu[b][/b]ckin' room already.

Can you do that?

I'd like to see that, send me all the videos you have through PMs.

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I've had many, thank you.

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Nevermind Kelvy, he just works in the produce sector and has been trying to find new ways in which to market the fruit of americas heartland.

Sorry, that's not at all similar to shoving anything up one's *****. If you would like to requalify your statement that you can shove an orange up your urethra, and spit it back out again, by all means do so. And if you can actually do that, my hat's off to you. But since the birth canal is very elastic and specifically designed to pass an infant, while the urethra of either sex is not, your comparison is erroneous.

The age old debate about which hurts more, childbirth or getting whacked in the nads is answered quite simply. Despite the pain of childbirth, women willingly have multiple children. No (sane) guy on the other hand, will willingly allow himself to smacked in the balls after having experienced it once.

I'm sure glad you decided to return so quick.