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crawler, generally. my wife goes to sleep before i do, so i gotta sneak in. of course if i'm planning on waking her up, i sneak in on her side ;)
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sit on the side of the bed and lay down on my side, usually to roll over onto my back. i can be a very active sleeper; usually i snuggle in my sleep, but i have also been known to be violent while i sleep (punching people, tossing the cat when he nips at my hands for attention, etc.) Oh, and i can sleep in any position and in any place - i think the worse was in the dorm lobby standing up.
I can't figure out how anyone could be a kneeler... How can you get on your knees before you get into bed? Is this just my lack of imagination here, or do some people just have really, really short beds that they like to hop into while standing on their knees?
Anyways, I put my left knee onto my bed, then lift my right leg up and place it onto the bed while bringing my body into a horizontal position.
Anyways, I put my left knee onto my bed, then lift my right leg up and place it onto the bed while bringing my body into a horizontal position.
proofsock wrote:
Id ftfy but im supposed to stop posting
How's that working out for you?
Gomek wrote:
I can't figure out how anyone could be a kneeler... How can you get on your knees before you get into bed? Is this just my lack of imagination here, or do some people just have really, really short beds that they like to hop into while standing on their knees?
Anyways, I put my left knee onto my bed, then lift my right leg up and place it onto the bed while bringing my body into a horizontal position.
Anyways, I put my left knee onto my bed, then lift my right leg up and place it onto the bed while bringing my body into a horizontal position.
You're a kneeler, too.
Speaking of beds, and sleeping (or not sleeping), I have GOT to get a new bed. Ours is old and we've been needing to replace it for a while now. But the bed doesn't bother my husband as much as me, so he's not been in any hurry to get a new one.
But after last night (and the pain I'm in now), I think it's time to light a fire under his *** about this.
Mistress Nadenu wrote:
You're a kneeler, too.
Oh, so that's what a kneeler is. Me!
>_>
I'm a diver. Getting into bed for me is like the opening credits of 'The Fall Guy.' Criteria for good scoring are:
1. air time
2. landing position
3. warcry volume and spontaneity
4. prescence of female audience
1. air time
2. landing position
3. warcry volume and spontaneity
4. prescence of female audience
I actually dive, tuck, and roll.
one anomaly about me though, I always have to lay and shake my feet from side to side for awhile until I fall asleep. I don't know why, but I have done it since I was a small child. My girl loves making fun of me about it. My theory is it's just excess energy that I'm venting out of my feet.
Plus I always need white noise. Like the vent has to be on, or a fan, or the TV. If I lay in silence my thoughts are too loud for me to go to sleep.
Wehn I was younger I would sleep to Enya or Deep Forest, but nowadays I would have trouble getting up with soft music on. So I usually end up waking up to Imus in the Morning.. hehe yikes
one anomaly about me though, I always have to lay and shake my feet from side to side for awhile until I fall asleep. I don't know why, but I have done it since I was a small child. My girl loves making fun of me about it. My theory is it's just excess energy that I'm venting out of my feet.
Plus I always need white noise. Like the vent has to be on, or a fan, or the TV. If I lay in silence my thoughts are too loud for me to go to sleep.
Wehn I was younger I would sleep to Enya or Deep Forest, but nowadays I would have trouble getting up with soft music on. So I usually end up waking up to Imus in the Morning.. hehe yikes
I'm dissapointed that this had nothing to do with sex.
On that note I switch. If I'm feeling energetic I hop. If not I flop. Otherwise I sit and roll into a down position.
And I can't sleep on my back, for some reason my knees go up and my legs plant on the bed. Like a giant A. No clue what's up wit that.
On that note I switch. If I'm feeling energetic I hop. If not I flop. Otherwise I sit and roll into a down position.
And I can't sleep on my back, for some reason my knees go up and my legs plant on the bed. Like a giant A. No clue what's up wit that.
Today, all day my friend pretended to be a kangaroo, jumping around like a loon. I am seriously considering killing him, and then running away to Aruba.
I am starting to wonder if sex is worth all the harassment!
I am starting to wonder if sex is worth all the harassment!
Redyne wrote:
Today, all day my friend pretended to be a kangaroo, jumping around like a loon. I am seriously considering killing him, and then running away to Aruba.
I am starting to wonder if sex is worth all the harassment!
I am starting to wonder if sex is worth all the harassment!
Plus, random homocide is always good.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
My bed is low. I neither kneel, nor leap, nor "squat." So to say.
I certainly sit down on the edge of my bed, kick my shoes off, stare off into space a moment, then I kind of crawl in. but it's not really crawling, either.
There are no words on heaven or earth to describe the fluidity with which I transgess the boundary between awake and standing to lying and sleeping.
Duh.
I certainly sit down on the edge of my bed, kick my shoes off, stare off into space a moment, then I kind of crawl in. but it's not really crawling, either.
There are no words on heaven or earth to describe the fluidity with which I transgess the boundary between awake and standing to lying and sleeping.
Duh.
I do a backflip with a quarter tuck spin roll into bed personally. doesn't everyone?
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Redyne wrote:
I am starting to wonder if sex is worth all the harassment!
If it isn't, find someone else to have it with. Or take it again, from the top.
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hmm... Bed? i had once of those once... but after all my time was put into 3 things... (work[including food and sex], school [including food and sex] and FFXI [including a loss of food and sex]) i realized i didnt even sleep anymore... so i sold that thing...
now i just pass out where ever i am... floor... bathtub... wal-mart isle...
Where ever it hits me ^^
now i just pass out where ever i am... floor... bathtub... wal-mart isle...
Where ever it hits me ^^
I just dive into bed from a couple feet away, lay on my side, and wrap myself in blankets like a mummy.
I personally collapse near my bed, normally from exhaustion, occasionally from alcohol.
Normally I land on the matress... normally. The times I don't, hilarity usually ensues.
Normally I land on the matress... normally. The times I don't, hilarity usually ensues.
Sorry I usually cant remember how the fu[b][/b]ck I got there. I start smoking about an hour before bed. Im buzzing pretty good by the time I start thinking about it. Usually I make it up there. Sometimes I wake up in the same damn position I started thinking about bed.
I tuck'n roll!
I'm a kneeler-crawler, especially when my gf is with me. She needs to sleep on the outside, so (since my bad is against a wall) I have to carefully climb over her to my side.
She, though, is generally a grab-and-drag type. Meaning, she grabs me then falls into bed, dragging me down with her!
She, though, is generally a grab-and-drag type. Meaning, she grabs me then falls into bed, dragging me down with her!
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I used to sleep on my tummy, but I got a belly button ring not too long ago and it's really uncomfortable to sleep that way anymore. Now I sleep mostly on my back or around my husband. The majority of the time I'm thrown on the bed in a passionate embrass (newly weds here>=), but when I'm too tired for some lovin, I just snuggle in and get comfortable with my hubby^^
Our bed is a king size mattress on the floor, for the baby's sake.
I like to sort of dive, but it is more likely that I trip or step on something sharp, stumble and fall into bed, cursing the whole way down.
I like to sort of dive, but it is more likely that I trip or step on something sharp, stumble and fall into bed, cursing the whole way down.
If I'm coming from the foot end of the bed, I usually try to lean as far forward as possible, trying to position myself horizontally across the bed, until I reach the point where balance is no longer possible. I then fall forward, pulling blankets with me, until my head hits the pillow. It's actually quite a fluid and poetic motion.
From the side, I usually just grab the blanket, and do a tuck-roll.
I usually start the night by sleeping on my back, but I do snore, and I wake myself up usually with quite a start within the first twenty minutes I'm in bed. That's the point where I actually get comfortable on my side. I won't move for the rest of the night, and I usually wake up with a sleeping arm that seems to weigh 80 lbs. the next morning.
From the side, I usually just grab the blanket, and do a tuck-roll.
I usually start the night by sleeping on my back, but I do snore, and I wake myself up usually with quite a start within the first twenty minutes I'm in bed. That's the point where I actually get comfortable on my side. I won't move for the rest of the night, and I usually wake up with a sleeping arm that seems to weigh 80 lbs. the next morning.
i have a total of 3 beds in my 2 rooms lol >.>
I have a real bed and futon in my bedroom, and a futon in my recreation room
i dont use the recreation futon at all, just dont like sleeping where i have the sneaking suspicion that my best friend lost his virginity. /shudder
i personally prefer my futon but its firm, and worn in so you can feel the bars... i could sleep on concrete if i wanted to so nothing bothers me, so i sleep on the prison rack (as i call it, the futon looks like a sheet thrown over a prison cell door) unless my gf is spending the night, sex isnt fun on the futon, and the bed is bigger, and easier to cuddle afterwards on
I have a real bed and futon in my bedroom, and a futon in my recreation room
i dont use the recreation futon at all, just dont like sleeping where i have the sneaking suspicion that my best friend lost his virginity. /shudder
i personally prefer my futon but its firm, and worn in so you can feel the bars... i could sleep on concrete if i wanted to so nothing bothers me, so i sleep on the prison rack (as i call it, the futon looks like a sheet thrown over a prison cell door) unless my gf is spending the night, sex isnt fun on the futon, and the bed is bigger, and easier to cuddle afterwards on
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