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#1 Feb 12 2005 at 8:50 AM Rating: Good
Are you a kneeler, a leaper or a squatter? Do you just fall or do you place yourself carefully? Do you take the same position every time? Do you use the same technique with diferent locations? Does it change if you are not alone? Does what you are wearing influence your choice?


What am I talking about?? Getting into bed, of course. Have you ever even noticed?
#2 Feb 12 2005 at 9:00 AM Rating: Good
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Stealth is key to proper bed entry... My wife is a sex freak.. gotta sneak into bed for fear of her attack..hehehe..

Never really paid attention to how I got into bed... I think I just sit down, and sprawl out from there.
#3 Feb 12 2005 at 9:22 AM Rating: Good
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I'm a leaper. My bed is actually quite high and you can't get in unless you leap. It's supposed to have a little stepping stool to help you get into bed, but it was too expensive. Besides, leaping is fun.
#4 Feb 12 2005 at 9:31 AM Rating: Excellent
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#5 Feb 12 2005 at 10:30 AM Rating: Good
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I'm carried into bed over the shoulder of the African King to whom I play concubine.



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#6 Feb 12 2005 at 11:02 AM Rating: Decent
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I'm a one knee leaper followed by a roll. I just have to aim more careful when not alone. I don't under stand this "cloth wearing" to bed.
#7 Feb 12 2005 at 11:42 AM Rating: Good
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It all depends on my blood-alcohol ratio.

Usually I just splatter into my bed face first. But if I'm not alone it tends to be more of a stumble-trip-fall-climb into bed.

The real secret is how to get out from under someone when nature calls, and its urgent.
#8 Feb 12 2005 at 12:02 PM Rating: Good
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I guess I'm a knealer... then crawl across to my pillow and conk out.
#9 Feb 12 2005 at 12:10 PM Rating: Excellent
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HE gets into bed before i do...so i crawl in and curl up. sometimes though, in a sneak attack, i crawl in from the foot of the bed and wake him up with a lil flute music :D
#10 Feb 12 2005 at 12:48 PM Rating: Decent
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I crawl in and pass out
#11 Feb 12 2005 at 1:18 PM Rating: Good
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HE gets into bed before i do...so i crawl in and curl up. sometimes though, in a sneak attack, i crawl in from the foot of the bed and wake him up with a lil flute music :D



Woooo Friggen Hooooo!!
#12 Feb 12 2005 at 2:23 PM Rating: Decent
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HE gets into bed before i do...so i crawl in and curl up. sometimes though, in a sneak attack, i crawl in from the foot of the bed and wake him up with a lil flute music :D


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#13 Feb 12 2005 at 2:32 PM Rating: Good
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The real secret is how to get out from under someone when nature calls, and its urgent.
You mean there are other ways than to give them a shove, saying "lemme up, I gotta go"?

I'm a crawler. And yup, I sleep on my back all the time.
#14 Feb 12 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm a crawler. And yup, I sleep on my back all the time.


Ugh, no matter how hard I try, I can't do it.

I sleep on my side, and if I'm really tired, my stomach. I'm a leap/kneeler, followed by a roll.
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#15 Feb 12 2005 at 3:32 PM Rating: Decent
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My bed's just a mattress/boxspring on the floor without the metal frame thingy, so I usually just fall in, snuggle in under the covers and wiggle around until I'm comfortable.
#16 Feb 12 2005 at 3:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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#17 Feb 12 2005 at 3:44 PM Rating: Good
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pus[b][/b]sies need beds.

sleep where you pass out.
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#18 Feb 12 2005 at 4:02 PM Rating: Good
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sleep on my side, and if I'm really tired, my stomach.


My stomache is the one way I can not sleep. I can sleep in any position but I can never get comfy on my tummy.
#19 Feb 12 2005 at 5:27 PM Rating: Decent
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I sit on the edge then collapse sideways and wriggle around til I'm comfy. Girls can't sleep on their tummies, it's too *lumpy* that way, well it is for me anyway Smiley: grin
#20 Feb 12 2005 at 6:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Since I sleep on the floor, I just kind of fall down and bang my head on the ground losing all conscienceness. Helps me sleep better.
#21 Feb 12 2005 at 6:47 PM Rating: Good
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I sit on the edged and then scoot over to my side of the bed.

If Jonwin is already in bed then I have to carefully climb over him to get to my side. He'll hop onto the bed and create a wave that sometimes nearly tosses me off my side onto the floor.

I love my waterbed.
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#22 Feb 12 2005 at 7:43 PM Rating: Decent
I sleep on my couch since my bed is evil

Why its evil: I tryed to jump on the bead and I hit my crotch the bedstand
#23 Feb 12 2005 at 8:29 PM Rating: Good
I never paid much attention until last night, I was sleeping over at a friends. When I went to get into bed, he started rolling with laughter. I guess I put my knee on the bed and gave a little rolling leap, and snuggled into the covers. He said I looked like a baby Kangaroo, which does not make me feel all warm and sexy. I told him he had a lot to learn about pillow talk. Needless to say we spent a uneventful night.
I thought about this off and on all day, I think I have always gotten in bed the same way. I always sleep on my side too, so I like to spoon.
#24 Feb 12 2005 at 9:17 PM Rating: Decent
Depends on the energy I have saved up from sitting on the couch and sitting at my computer. I only kneel when my SO is on all fours. Smiley: tongue
#25 Feb 12 2005 at 10:57 PM Rating: Good
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I am a leaper or a crawler, depending how tired I am. I usually fall asleep on my stomach or side, and I don't move much.
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