Have you seen that the State of Virginia wants to pass a law that you are fined $50.00 for allowing your underwear to be seen in public? (Sagging..low rise jeans etc) The legislature says that it is an act of public indecency to allow your underwear to be seen.
The opposition says it is racial. Also it cause parents to miss work to go pay their children's fines. Is this a problem? Does it mess with your freedom of speech? Comments?
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I doubt this will pass. Once the Plumber's Union gets word of this they will make sure it gets squashed.
How does not being able to show my *** affect my freedom speech, I think you mean freedom of expression.
Fool.
Fool.
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The legislature says that...
FU[b]CK THE LEGISLATURE[/b]
No more girls wearing low rider pants with their thong showing? I'm glad I don't live in that state. Oh, wait, no more punk kids running around with their pants half way down to their knees? Damn, I'm so divided on this one.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
If they pass this, then they need to pass one that prevents women from showing cleavage. That is much more sexually explicit than cotton boxers.
I wish they would outlaw those pants kids wear that have legs that are big enough to hide a beagle under.
I suppose I should be full of indignation at this restriction of Freedom of Expression but I'll leave that to the impotent rage of boxer-showing teenagers who couldn't be bothered to vote.
Crabby old man!
Crabby old man!
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Meh. I just won't wear underwear, then.
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
Meh. I just won't wear underwear, then.
...be still..my beating heart..
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Meh. I just won't wear underwear, then.
That's probably already a crime in that tight-*** state. I never have any fun when I go to VA. They're so strict on so many things that I spend half my time looking over my shoulder.
What part of VA? Alexandria/Arlington is pretty artsy, outside of Old Town.
This law is a crock of ****. Us straight and narrow people are rapidly loosing people to point our fingers at and snicker.
I alaways get stuck going to Richmond; my company has a warehouse there and yours truly gets to take a few trips there every year whenever the poo hits the fan blades.
TStephens wrote:
I alaways get stuck going to Richmond; my company has a warehouse there and yours truly gets to take a few trips there every year whenever the poo hits the fan blades.
Ah well, then that's it. Richmond is a craphole.
Practically everything is illegal in VA. Spitting on the sidewalk...every position in VA is illegal unless it's missionary. There probably isn't much left for them to make laws against.
My friend once lived in Richmond, went to VCU. His apartment was like the Fight Club apartment which made it interesting but scary at the same time. The bathroom was gross and leaked, and the fire escape was boarded up.
My friend once lived in Richmond, went to VCU. His apartment was like the Fight Club apartment which made it interesting but scary at the same time. The bathroom was gross and leaked, and the fire escape was boarded up.
RedjedBlue the Shady wrote:
I wish they would outlaw those pants kids wear that have legs that are big enough to hide a beagle under.
Reminds me of seeing some 15 year old skater kid at Mcdonald's whose pant cuffs each were bigger than my waist. Couldn't even see his feet; whenever he walked he ended up sweeping half the floor.
It also reminds me of this wonderful rant:
Man, when I some money, I'm getting the biggest bell bottoms in HISTORY, man! They're gonna start at my neck and go twenty feet straight out, man! I'm gonna be surrounded by ninety feet of bell bottoms! Homeless people are going to be living under my pants, man! I'll have platform shoes, I'll be twenty feet tall!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
I think this is rediculous. Whats next, are we all going to have to wear the same uniforms everywhere we go so no one gets offended by our clothing? I think what they should do instead is make it so that you just cant do like all those "gangsters" and sag your pants so low that your entire *** is hanging out. Is it just me, or does everyone do this now? I see kids in the mall who have never even seen a gun, or been in a fight, and whos mommys still wipe their little tushys, and they think they are "straight thuggin G!". I hate those kids, I push them down.
Nezzrek wrote:
I think this is rediculous. Whats next, are we all going to have to wear the same uniforms everywhere we go so no one gets offended by our clothing? I think what they should do instead is make it so that you just cant do like all those "gangsters" and sag your pants so low that your entire *** is hanging out. Is it just me, or does everyone do this now? I see kids in the mall who have never even seen a gun, or been in a fight, and whos mommys still wipe their little tushys, and they think they are "straight thuggin G!". I hate those kids, I push them down.
Do you kick them in the box and shove them?
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
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I see kids in the mall who have never even seen a gun, or been in a fight, and whos mommys still wipe their little tushys, and they think they are "straight thuggin G!". I hate those kids, I push them down.
They tried passing this awhile back in Louisiana, but got shot down pretty quickly, and I'm expecting the same here.
LMAO I always get a riot out of those low riders, if they only knew the real origin of the concept!! Most of then would just ****!
I would vote yes, unless they are sleek, single, and about 30!
Then I deserve the right to see their ***!
I would vote yes, unless they are sleek, single, and about 30!
Then I deserve the right to see their ***!
i only have one anecdote in defense of this law:
in SF...at a cafe, early morning, order my bagel-n-cc, and caffeine.
counterperson brings me my stuff, sets it on the counter in front of me, i look down and her pants are so low i can see underwear AND pubic hair...inches away from my food.
not good.
maybe that is already against the law...
Edited, Thu Feb 10 17:01:54 2005 by nursie
in SF...at a cafe, early morning, order my bagel-n-cc, and caffeine.
counterperson brings me my stuff, sets it on the counter in front of me, i look down and her pants are so low i can see underwear AND pubic hair...inches away from my food.
not good.
maybe that is already against the law...
Edited, Thu Feb 10 17:01:54 2005 by nursie
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