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#1 Feb 08 2005 at 4:53 PM Rating: Excellent
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So, I finally got my time machine, and have a few questions now we've finally reached Easter 2009.

A) What do you think of President Scwarzenegger's dclaration of war against Neverland?

B) Was the senate right to indict Tony Blair for crimes against grammar?

C) Do you agree with Vice-President Nader's bill to allow full US citizenship for The Reverend Osama Bin Laden of the 'Church of made some mistakes'?

D) Should US support Palestine's take-over of Microsoft?

E) Should Michael Moore win a 9th Oscar for his documentary 'Why John 'chicken-sh[i][/i]it' Kerry only had a 6 month term of office after his "Nigguhz voted for me, Nigguhz belong to me" speech?
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#2 Feb 08 2005 at 4:58 PM Rating: Good
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This thread, taken with your Posting-from location, caused my already-rotting head to asplode. Smiley: frown
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#3 Feb 08 2005 at 5:20 PM Rating: Good
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A)

It's obvious that the last 3 captain hook pirate **** videos were enough on their own to justify the war.

B)

That aint not ever gonna be right.

C)

Being that he is also the CEO of Microsoft it's only prudent

D)

As long as we follow through with operation "make Palastine state number 63" then I'm all for it.

E)

Why not, it beat the hell out of "The Matrix, still not giving up (XXII)"
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#5 Feb 08 2005 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
Quid Pro Quo, old chap.

1. Is the globe warmer?
2. Has the axis of evil shifted?
3. Has Jane finally conquered her Addiction?
4. Who wins the next 3 Super Bowls? What are the scores?

Thanks.
#6 Feb 08 2005 at 6:06 PM Rating: Excellent
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No, fish.
#7 Feb 08 2005 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
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So, did the NHL and the NHLPA settle? Will there be an '05-'06 season? Or even a few games of the '04-'05 season?

Twiztid
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#8 Feb 08 2005 at 6:15 PM Rating: Good
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Does Cheese Cake still > Apple Crisp in 2009?
#9 Feb 08 2005 at 6:32 PM Rating: Decent
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Why don't you find your future self and shake hands. Smiley: sly
#10 Feb 08 2005 at 7:04 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
So, I finally got my time machine, and have a few questions now we've finally reached Easter 2009.

Easter!!! And you're not in church!?!? Ooooh.... Someone's going to hell.....
#11 Feb 08 2005 at 7:10 PM Rating: Good
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A) What do you think of President Scwarzenegger's dclaration of war against Neverland?

I'm all for it. Everyone knows he has 100% voter support since his annialation of MTV

B) Was the senate right to indict Tony Blair for crimes against grammar?

Considering how vicious a certain former President's bastardization of the English language was, no.

C) Do you agree with Vice-President Nader's bill to allow full US citizenship for The Reverend Osama Bin Laden of the 'Church of made some mistakes'?

They kinda have to after what happened to Canada.

D) Should US support Palestine's take-over of Microsoft?

After what Bill Gates did to Disneyland, I'd support anyone taking over the Evil Empire.

E) Should Michael Moore win a 9th Oscar for his documentary 'Why John ************** Kerry only had a 6 month term of office after his "Nigguhz voted for me, Nigguhz belong to me" speech?

Well, since it would be postumous after that mess with the 3-toed sloth orgy, why not? I mean, it's not every day that a man is up for an oscar after being anally raped by a pack of sloths.


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#12 Feb 08 2005 at 9:27 PM Rating: Decent
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B) Was the senate right to indict Tony Blair for crimes against grammar?

Which brings to further question: what do you think of the United States changing it's language to Binary code? 110010111100010101011010?
#13 Feb 08 2005 at 9:32 PM Rating: Decent
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as long as it's not changed to 1337
#14 Feb 08 2005 at 9:35 PM Rating: Decent
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1337 vv11 l33 t3h 514n9 0f t3h fu7ur3!!1!111oneone1
#15 Feb 08 2005 at 9:37 PM Rating: Decent
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I'm going to assume you said I was your Goddess and you wished to offer me your bestred wine that you have, along with chocolates to show your love for me.
#16 Feb 08 2005 at 9:40 PM Rating: Decent
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That depends, what kind of chocolates do you prefer? I'm all out of wine, will Vodka do?
#18 Feb 08 2005 at 9:49 PM Rating: Good
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A) Well, I hope he blows them into oblivion.

B) That would O' so terrible.

Skip over to E because I am lazy.

E) I hope he gets shot during the acceptance speach. Soo, yeah, he should win...

Nobby, mad props for an entertaining thread.



Edited, Tue Feb 8 21:49:52 2005 by Dvda
#19 Feb 09 2005 at 1:44 AM Rating: Good
A) What do you think of President Scwarzenegger's declaration of war against Neverland?

It's the best decision he made yet. The Jackson Regime has held power for far too long. But how will this affect the Kool-Aide industry?

B) Was the senate right to indict Tony Blair for crimes against grammar?

I still believe he told Monica Clinton, "I just wanna funk you."

C) Do you agree with Vice-President Nader's bill to allow full US citizenship for The Reverend Osama Bin Laden of the 'Church of made some mistakes'?

How can we not after supporting him on his bill on allowing the Church of GFY and latter day FTFY?

D) Should US support Palestine's take-over of Microsoft?

As long as they fix the bugs with WinDunes '07

E) Should Michael Moore win a 9th Oscar for his documentary 'Why John 'chicken-sh[/i]it' Kerry only had a 6 month term of office after his "Nigguhz voted for me, Nigguhz belong to me" speech?

Yes. The issues covering the Second Enslavement are extremely crucial!

[i]Edited, Wed Feb 9 01:44:25 2005 by PsychoJester
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