1. This Nepalese woman I met at a restaurant in Beijing. Sorry, she's not famous...but I developed a serious crush and wanted to take her back to her yert and make sweet sweet asian love to her.
2. Ew gross. Mom's had a nice life...
3. That's between me and my internet boyfriend k thx.
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2. I would have to decline - my mom's a sweet woman but she's old and it would probably be just as well to let her die a painful, tragic death.
3. Tare, but you wouldn't have to force me at gunpoint!
2. I would have to decline - my mom's a sweet woman but she's old and it would probably be just as well to let her die a painful, tragic death.
3. Tare, but you wouldn't have to force me at gunpoint!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
A. Who's your gay (if you’re straight)/straight (if you’re gay) crush? You can use a known person, but you must describe the situation. Celebrities preferred because I’m a visual person and it helps me finish. If you are too butch/femme to answer this, go on to Option B.
Johnny Depp is a pretty good lookin fella. And if you dressed him up right, he'd almost look like a chick.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar? Or, if this is still too much, proceed to standard question C.
Mary Landrieu (Senate Louisiana) isn't too bad. I'd go down on her.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Darkflame seems like she'd be kinky in the sack, but sometimes it's the more quiet/conservative ones that are real wildcats. Based on that, I'd have to say Flea.
Johnny Depp is a pretty good lookin fella. And if you dressed him up right, he'd almost look like a chick.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar? Or, if this is still too much, proceed to standard question C.
Mary Landrieu (Senate Louisiana) isn't too bad. I'd go down on her.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Darkflame seems like she'd be kinky in the sack, but sometimes it's the more quiet/conservative ones that are real wildcats. Based on that, I'd have to say Flea.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
1. Tyra Banks. What can I say, I've got a little jungle fever.
2. Ugh.. politician... I'd have to say TN's governer, Phil Bredesen. He actually seems like a decent guy.
3. Jophiel, cause he's such a silly little earwig.
and I'm slightly embarassed that I got mentioned
2. Ugh.. politician... I'd have to say TN's governer, Phil Bredesen. He actually seems like a decent guy.
3. Jophiel, cause he's such a silly little earwig.
and I'm slightly embarassed that I got mentioned
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and I'm slightly embarassed that I got mentioned
Oh please, you knew that I wanted you baby.
It was that hot cyb0r. 
but I get tired of explaining to my husband why I mumble "Asylum" and scream Aegis during sex
but I get tired of explaining to my husband why I mumble "Asylum" and scream Aegis during sex
Who's your gay (if you’re straight)/straight (if you’re gay) crush?
Hands down, legs up, I would so go for Angelina Jolie!!! I'm married, straight (or at least mostly) and totally in love with my husband. But I could be so in total lust with Angelina Jolie. Those eyes, the hair, the lips, the body! Just awesomely perfect!
What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar?
John F. Kennedy, Jr. Only politican that I can think of that wouldn't make me want to toss my cookies.
Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc.
Hmmm...If Saboruto swung back to women, I think I'd like to meet him! =)
Hands down, legs up, I would so go for Angelina Jolie!!! I'm married, straight (or at least mostly) and totally in love with my husband. But I could be so in total lust with Angelina Jolie. Those eyes, the hair, the lips, the body! Just awesomely perfect!
What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar?
John F. Kennedy, Jr. Only politican that I can think of that wouldn't make me want to toss my cookies.
Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc.
Hmmm...If Saboruto swung back to women, I think I'd like to meet him! =)
A. Who's your gay crush?
Probably Dave Foley when in drag from his Kids in the Hall days...at least he could make the situation funny.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar?
Hillary Clinton. Gotta keep it in the party.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc.
Katie - I've seen her pic and making the sweet woo to conservative chicks is always a good time.
Probably Dave Foley when in drag from his Kids in the Hall days...at least he could make the situation funny.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar?
Hillary Clinton. Gotta keep it in the party.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc.
Katie - I've seen her pic and making the sweet woo to conservative chicks is always a good time.
'Lo, there do I see, the line of my people, back to the beginning, 'lo do they call to me, they bid me take my place among them, in the halls of Valhalla, where the brave...may live...forever.
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The Honorable KakarSmakar wrote:
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Darkflame seems like she'd be kinky in the sack, but sometimes it's the more quiet/conservative ones that are real wildcats. Based on that, I'd have to say Flea.
Darkflame seems like she'd be kinky in the sack, but sometimes it's the more quiet/conservative ones that are real wildcats. Based on that, I'd have to say Flea.
Dude. I am totally the Girl You Go To To Get Hooked Up With Other Girls. Don't waste valuable resources!
A. Who's your gay (if you’re straight)/straight (if you’re gay) crush? You can use a known person, but you must describe the situation. Celebrities preferred because I’m a visual person and it helps me finish. If you are too butch/femme to answer this, go on to Option B.
Shawn Wayans...what can I say? I like darkies.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar? Or, if this is still too much, proceed to standard question C.
Actually, the idea of her getting eaten by wild boars seems to suit me well...carry on.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Darkflame...she seems like the ********** type. I'd like to make her "ROFL" all over the place.
Cause that's just what she does, you know.
Shawn Wayans...what can I say? I like darkies.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar? Or, if this is still too much, proceed to standard question C.
Actually, the idea of her getting eaten by wild boars seems to suit me well...carry on.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Darkflame...she seems like the ********** type. I'd like to make her "ROFL" all over the place.
Cause that's just what she does, you know.
Princess Atomicflea wrote:
A. Who's your gay (if you’re straight)/straight (if you’re gay) crush? You can use a known person, but you must describe the situation. Celebrities preferred because I’m a visual person and it helps me finish. If you are too butch/femme to answer this, go on to Option B.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar? Or, if this is still too much, proceed to standard question C.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Extra points for answering all three options.
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar? Or, if this is still too much, proceed to standard question C.
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Extra points for answering all three options.
A.Angelina Jolie,
need I say more? Bonus if Colin Farrell jumped in!
B. I really can't answer this one, I hate all of them. And besides I don't have a living mother, so nya!
C. Ok I say Deadsidedemon for the extra points.
But yanno I have a hot burning passion for Flea. And of course Thundra and I have this love hate thing going on since the first day I came to Allakhazam. (yes Thundra, I know you still read here) And just to clear the air, the last guy I was with said I was very sexually naive.
Hate to burst your bubbles boys, but I am not a sexual vixen, however the right guy could change that... any takers? Quote:
Hate to burst your bubbles boys, but I am not a sexual vixen, however the right guy could change that... any takers?
/waits for the inevitable flood of cheesy pick-up lines...
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Ok I say Deadsidedemon for the extra points
I see. Just use me for the bonus points. I see how well I'm "loved".
/pouts
A. Antonio Bandrez in "Interview with a Vampire role"... D*ck in the *** for Eternal Life? i think i could cope.
B. Cicciolina Warning NOT worksafe.
C. Moe, because he makes me laugh. Or Tare because she would have HUGE mamms right now Grrrrr.
B. Cicciolina Warning NOT worksafe.
C. Moe, because he makes me laugh. Or Tare because she would have HUGE mamms right now Grrrrr.
A. Who's your gay (if you’re straight)/straight (if you’re gay) crush?
Definitely a hottie, Mia Tyler:
What can I say, I like some meat on `em. ;-)
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar?
Hmmm, toughy. Eh, I suppose my moms going to get eaten by a wild boar, huh?
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Wow, Im pretty new to the site. But so far I think it would be Redyne or Flea. :-P
Definitely a hottie, Mia Tyler:
What can I say, I like some meat on `em. ;-)
B. What politician, past or present, would you give oral to in order to save your mother from being eaten by wild boar?
Hmmm, toughy. Eh, I suppose my moms going to get eaten by a wild boar, huh?
C. Which Assylumer, based solely on board persona, would you be most likely to make passionate love to if forced to at gunpoint, presuming you have no S.O. and no diseases, repercussions, etc. Bonus points if you say deadsidedemon or Darkflame.
Wow, Im pretty new to the site. But so far I think it would be Redyne or Flea. :-P
Do Queens count as politicians? 'Cause I just might have to find my mother and a wild boar.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
A) Ghey thing. Hmm. Never seen or met a bloke I'd want to shag, but I am sick with envy at Johhny Depp's good looks. Hell, my G/f stood next to me while I was mugged at a movie premiere coz she was so busy lubing her thong gazing at JD standing next to her.
B) Politician. Well funnily enough Condallllleeeeeezzzzaaa (Think I spelled that right) needs a good seeing to so I'll volunteer.
C) Arsylum. Well as practice for A) I might need to try out on the Totem Mamba, but here's my cop-out
Tare does it for me every time ~ twice this morning. . . thanks Tare. (If you've seen her pics, you'll know she makes the surface of the sun look chilly)
Dsd is totally foxalicious and in need of Anglicization. (Got any English in ya?. . . Want some?)
Redyne is a total sweety
Nadenu oozes sexuality from every pixel she posts.
But you all know my *** belongs to Jophiel. Such a tender and sensitive . . . (oops, promised I wouldn't say Jophe)
B) Politician. Well funnily enough Condallllleeeeeezzzzaaa (Think I spelled that right) needs a good seeing to so I'll volunteer.
C) Arsylum. Well as practice for A) I might need to try out on the Totem Mamba, but here's my cop-out
Tare does it for me every time ~ twice this morning. . . thanks Tare. (If you've seen her pics, you'll know she makes the surface of the sun look chilly)
Dsd is totally foxalicious and in need of Anglicization. (Got any English in ya?. . . Want some?)
Redyne is a total sweety
Nadenu oozes sexuality from every pixel she posts.
But you all know my *** belongs to Jophiel. Such a tender and sensitive . . . (oops, promised I wouldn't say Jophe)
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
I understand. It's hard not to brag when you've been with someone as totally Jophed as me.
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
I want a Jophiel and Nobby sandwich with a side order of Twiztid.
Is that too much to ask?
Huge mams...Tarv...that made me laugh!
Is that too much to ask?
Huge mams...Tarv...that made me laugh!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
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I want a Jophiel and Nobby sandwich with a side order of Twiztid.
Is that too much to ask?
Is that too much to ask?
Mmmm...A new mother sandwiched between 2 old skinny white guys with a back up skinny white kid on the side. Sounds like a great time to me.
Well, duh. We need a back-up in case one of us old white guys breaks a hip or something climbing into bed.
"Be right there, Tare, soon as I find a glass of water for my teeth."
"Be right there, Tare, soon as I find a glass of water for my teeth."
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
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