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So the rumor is that Skeet is in jail. Bets on how many times he got his *** raped the first nite?
I'm not betting with you, it's fixed. Hell, half your family is probably in there with him.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
I bet he is making his rounds on the inside now, "I love you, hey, could I borrow 50 bucks?"
Edited, Fri Feb 4 18:38:50 2005 by LtGoose
Edited, Fri Feb 4 18:38:50 2005 by LtGoose
I bet he's thrilling the cons with stories about how he's Queen Skeet! Queen of The Scary ***-y-lum!
Rawr!
Rawr!
What's bred in the bone will not out of the flesh.
I had not heard that rumor.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
He'll break out.
Are you telling us from inside prison yourself Katie?
So now that your making more money from stamping lisence plates are you going to get that new fangled air conditioner for your families trailer home?
So now that your making more money from stamping lisence plates are you going to get that new fangled air conditioner for your families trailer home?
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I had not heard that rumor.
But Katie? Post something that isn't true? I don't believe it!
WAht is this place, a fu[b][/b]cking hair salon now?
they'd keep him around for amusement
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cluck cluck
To find out if he's in jail or not, why not ask Flea? She's kind of engaged to him, I think.
****, lol. My bad, I only read the first post. And I usually just skim through all of your threads, thats why I wasn't sure if they were engaged. Now, explain to me why hes in jail because of her, or die.
300 lbs Bubba: You new here?
Skeeter: Yeah. I think this is my cell.
300 lbs Bubba: Zat so? Well, if you are gonna live here you better get to know the rules.
Skeeter: What rules?
300 lbs Bubba: The rules that says we play "House" in when we are in this cell together.
Skeeter: "House?!?"
300 lbs Bubba: Yeah. One of us plays the Mommy and the other plays the Daddy. Who you wanna be?
~Skeet thinks to himself, well, if I claim the Mommy job, ol' Bubba will be hammerin' my li'l brown jail cell for the rest of my 10 years of jailtime with no chance of parole. I'll take the Daddy role and be in charge.~
Skeeter: I'll be the Daddy.
300 lbs Bubba: Ok, that's cool. Now come over here and suck Momma's di[i][/i]ck.
<bam-da-bum!>
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Skeeter: Yeah. I think this is my cell.
300 lbs Bubba: Zat so? Well, if you are gonna live here you better get to know the rules.
Skeeter: What rules?
300 lbs Bubba: The rules that says we play "House" in when we are in this cell together.
Skeeter: "House?!?"
300 lbs Bubba: Yeah. One of us plays the Mommy and the other plays the Daddy. Who you wanna be?
~Skeet thinks to himself, well, if I claim the Mommy job, ol' Bubba will be hammerin' my li'l brown jail cell for the rest of my 10 years of jailtime with no chance of parole. I'll take the Daddy role and be in charge.~
Skeeter: I'll be the Daddy.
300 lbs Bubba: Ok, that's cool. Now come over here and suck Momma's di[i][/i]ck.
<bam-da-bum!>
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Why call the po-lice on your fiance? There was probably an easier way to fix this rather then sending him to Bubba's Lair.
Who wouln't have an affair with Bubba? 300lbs of Love.
Yeah, proof? Well, the Alabama Black Snake alone weighs 190 lbs. I'm actually a very skinny little guy except for that anaconda in my pants...
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300 lb people need some lovin too...
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