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All I can think of is that she's one mean *****.
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Kinky.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
TStephens wrote:
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Warner, 58, was said to have an alcohol problem and received the wine ***** because a throat ailment left him unable to drink the sherry, Turner told the newspaper.
Or that he asked for it and didn't know what he was asking for....
Note to self:
Use other itmes besides liqour for *****, wait that is just gross anyways.
Worst part is she has maxium penalty of 4 years, unless some judge throws the gavel at her.
Use other itmes besides liqour for *****, wait that is just gross anyways.
Worst part is she has maxium penalty of 4 years, unless some judge throws the gavel at her.
"hey honey! I want to get a little tipsy tonight. Mind shoving that sherry bottle up my ***?"
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Or that he asked for it and didn't know what he was asking for....
Maybe it's just me, but I'm thinking that if my S.O. were to demand 3 liters of sherry up the ole coal miner's daughter, I'd have to hold off on the enthusiasm.
There's a difference between helping a loved one who is in pain due to an ailment and killing someone with an *****; I submit that this difference is NOT subtle.
I stand by my original assesment that this is one mean *****.
TStephens wrote:
Maybe it's just me,
It is just you. You and your inability to love wholeheartedly, you selfish git.
thats no way to die man...
You're right.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'll start keeping wine and an ***** bottle handy so that I can prove my devotion to any doubting dames.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'll start keeping wine and an ***** bottle handy so that I can prove my devotion to any doubting dames.
TStephens wrote:
You're right.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'll start keeping wine and an ***** bottle handy so that I can prove my devotion to any doubting dames.
I'm turning over a new leaf.
I'll start keeping wine and an ***** bottle handy so that I can prove my devotion to any doubting dames.
Make sure it's not cheap wine!
Damn!
Yall can taste back there?
Yall can taste back there?
Snortin' whiskey, drinkin' cocaine!
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
Seems more effective than drinking bleach..
*Notes this in newb insult book*
*Notes this in newb insult book*
Yah know... you learn something everyday.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Yep, this is something I definitely have to try someday on some poo individual.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Yep, this is something I definitely have to try someday on some poo individual.
BindingChains wrote:
Yah know... you learn something everyday.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Yep, this is something I definitely have to try someday on some poo individual.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Yep, this is something I definitely have to try someday on some poo individual.
LOL
I can actually think of a few people who'd say that of all the ways you could die, this one ain't bad. They're all gay of course...
Sounds to me as though the two of them hit upon this scheme as a way for him to get drunk, not realizing how quickly alcohol would be absorbed (sans any sort of enzymatic breakdown) by the colon. I never thought about it, either, but it makes sense.
Not saying she isn't a mean old bi[i][/i]tch, but there's no evidence of that here. If you're saying she forcibly gave him an ***** and made him lie still so that it could absorb into his system, I have my doubts as to how likely that would be.
Not saying she isn't a mean old bi[i][/i]tch, but there's no evidence of that here. If you're saying she forcibly gave him an ***** and made him lie still so that it could absorb into his system, I have my doubts as to how likely that would be.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
BindingChains wrote:
Yah know... you learn something everyday.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Yep, this is something I definitely have to try someday on some poo individual.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Yep, this is something I definitely have to try someday on some poo individual.
Not in this lifetime, sweetheart.
BindingChains wrote:
Yah know... you learn something everyday.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Little known fact... Alcohol unlike other food/drinks is absorbed into the bloodstream as soon as it touches your tongue and inside your mouth.
So technically you can get drunk without swallowing a drop of liquid. Just by holding 100 proof liquor in your mouth for awhile, spit and repeat.
Would take a long *** time but it is possible.
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Sounds to me as though the two of them hit upon this scheme as a way for him to get drunk, not realizing how quickly alcohol would be absorbed (sans any sort of enzymatic breakdown) by the colon. I never thought about it, either, but it makes sense.
Not saying she isn't a mean old *****, but there's no evidence of that here. If you're saying she forcibly gave him an ***** and made him lie still so that it could absorb into his system, I have my doubts as to how likely that would be.
Not saying she isn't a mean old *****, but there's no evidence of that here. If you're saying she forcibly gave him an ***** and made him lie still so that it could absorb into his system, I have my doubts as to how likely that would be.
It makes you wonder though when it says she burned his will fairly recently.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Soracloud wrote:
BindingChains wrote:
Yah know... you learn something everyday.
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Who would've known you can get drunk by shoving liquor up your ***?
Little known fact... Alcohol unlike other food/drinks is absorbed into the bloodstream as soon as it touches your tongue and inside your mouth.
So technically you can get drunk without swallowing a drop of liquid. Just by holding 100 proof liquor in your mouth for awhile, spit and repeat.
Would take a long *** time but it is possible.
Really? Well, damn. I didn't know that at all.
Gotta try that one later. I can recyle liquor! Just spit it back into the bottle and put it away for later use!
The Honorable KakarSmakar wrote:
It makes you wonder though when it says she burned his will fairly recently.
Sure, but they're big ol' drunks, what do you expect?
Maybe she knew it would, or could, kill him. That's more than I knew. Not that I know a whole hell of a lot about killing people with alcohol, but I can't see it being exactly common knowledge.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
That's dedication to alcoholism.
Tho I have to wonder if an IV wasn't a more appropriate way to go.
Tho I have to wonder if an IV wasn't a more appropriate way to go.
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There's a difference between helping a loved one who is in pain due to an ailment and killing someone with an *****; I submit that this difference is NOT subtle.
This sounds much more like death by misadventure than malice.
That was the point I alluded to earlier. If, and it's a fair sized if, a woman could forcibly give a man an *****, there's no way in hell she could make him keep it, if you see what I mean.
Both sides of the equation make up a pretty bizarre visual, at least.
Both sides of the equation make up a pretty bizarre visual, at least.
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
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