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Bhodi's guide on how not to get your *** shotFollow

#1 Feb 03 2005 at 1:00 PM Rating: Good
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Step 1
  • Dont mug people

  • Step 2
  • When the police find you dont run

  • Step 3
  • When the police run you down and overtake you give up

  • Step 4
  • When police Pepper Spray you thats a sign you should stop resisting arrest

  • Step 5
  • Refer to step 4

  • Step 6
  • refer to step 5

  • Step 7
  • Dont Pull a ***** Driver as a weapon on a cop after not following steps 1 through 6

  • Step 8
  • When the cop tells you "Put down the weapon or I will shoot you" just put down the fu[/b]cking we[b]apon

  • Step 9
  • At no time during the following make sudden jerking motions with the weapon while in close proximity to the police officers

  • If you follow these simply and easy follow rules this wont happen to you:

    Police, who were responding to reports of a mugging, say Dumas came at officers with a weapon and they shot twice in self defence.

    Crystal McManus said she was just a yard or two away from where Dumas was shot.

    "(He was) right in front of me. He dropped like a brick. That poor boy," she said.

    McManus said police officers were yelling at Dumas to put his weapon down, but he didn't listen. She said the officers pepper-sprayed Dumas three times, but he kept walking, while holding a black-handled screwdriver in his hand.

    McManus added that she thinks Dumas was shot because of a sudden arm movement he made.


    http://www.ctv.ca/servlet/ArticleNews/story/CTVNews/1107301913376_45





    Edited, Thu Feb 3 13:01:01 2005 by bhodisattva

    Edited, Thu Feb 3 13:04:32 2005 by bhodisattva
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    #2 Feb 03 2005 at 1:02 PM Rating: Decent
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    Don't do this either

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    #3 Feb 03 2005 at 1:08 PM Rating: Excellent
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    DSD, that's not real. It's from a comedy show.
    #4 Feb 03 2005 at 1:10 PM Rating: Good
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    ^^

    In further news latin people have a tendency to point out the obvious.
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    #5 Feb 03 2005 at 1:11 PM Rating: Good
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    At least we have our own culture and don't need to cop someone else's.






    Hey, I'm tired! Give me a break!
    #6 Feb 03 2005 at 1:17 PM Rating: Decent
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    McManus said police officers were yelling at Dumas to put his weapon down, but he didn't listen.


    I can picture it now.. hey Dumb-a[u][/u]ss PUT THE WEAPON DOWN!
    #7 Feb 03 2005 at 1:27 PM Rating: Good
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    Really though the native community is trying to turn this into a racial thing but the kid committed a crime, ran from the law, resisted arrest, pulled a weapon in very close proximity to a cop, and refused to put the weapon down when threatened with getting shot.

    The cop was backed up against a snowbank because hey its canada and all and had no where to go and police training videos show that a suspect with a stabbing weapon are capable at that distance of attacking in less than 1/2 a second.

    But they try to turn it into a racial issue of a cop shooting a native youth and they fail to realize that the cop is Metis which is a person of mixed aboriginal and french descent.
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    #8 Feb 03 2005 at 1:29 PM Rating: Default
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    Seeing as how most cops over-react these days, they prob shot him twice, yelled 3 or 4 times at his corpse, proceeded to pepper spray the corpse and then smacked the witness to give her the image of being mugged and threatened her into testifying in their defense.

    It could of happened!
    #9 Feb 03 2005 at 1:36 PM Rating: Excellent
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    At least we have our own culture and don't need to cop someone else's.
    I'd buy into that except that I can go about anywhere in the world and find some dude wearing a Nike t-shirt, walking into a McDonald's.
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    #10 Feb 03 2005 at 1:53 PM Rating: Decent
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    I'd buy into that except that I can go about anywhere in the world and find some dude wearing a Nike t-shirt, walking into a McDonald's.
    Smiley: oyvey funny what people mistake for "Culture".
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    Popular culture is culture nonetheless. Corporate logos and advertising jingles play a greater role in developed nations than oil paintings and operas.
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    #12 Feb 03 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Decent
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    Dam, someone nerfed the guys Boots of Escaping.
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    #13 Feb 03 2005 at 3:08 PM Rating: Decent
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    Bhoda wrote:

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    But they try to turn it into a racial issue of a cop shooting a native youth and they fail to realize that the cop is Metis which is a person of mixed aboriginal and french descent.


    This is news to you that the media only presents the slant that they want you to believe? Sure they realize the officer is also a minority. Indicating that the police officer was also a minority would only have undermined their agenda.

    Speaking of agendas...how is yours doing today Smiley: laugh
    #14 Feb 03 2005 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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    Its not the news, if anything the news is doing a great job of showing the native side and what actually happened and letting people sit back and take it how they want.

    Its the actual aboriginal community that is making the fuss not the news.

    Speaking about liberal media seems your golden boy hates canada and our wacky liberal news reporting.

    http://www.cbc.ca/story/canada/national/2005/01/29/oreilly050129.html
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    You do have to admit that the CBC's "video" was pure crap. The Al Franken in tears part was simply the most ridiculous thing I have ever seen that waste of space pull. A "documentary" filled with commentary of all opponents to a new competitors presence is the stuff a radio station would pull, not a government backed media outlet.

    Even the way this article is written is junk. All these people are talking about "the O'Reilly Factor and show's relationship with the truth" like they are making stuff up. Calling out someone relationship with truth makes it sound like some sort of huge lie or weird right-wing interpretation of the truth.
    But Bill has to "resort" to bringing on 2 people who agree with him.

    The only quotes they pull make the whole thing sound like some sort of sensational story Fox is pulling.

    I did like the first link after the story though....
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    Its an ongoing battle that is going to get ugly pretty quickly. My guess? Another sex-scandal involving Bill suddenly arises in the next couple of months.

    What was your take on it Bhod? Did you have a chance to catch either of the segments?

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    Another sex-scandal involving Bill suddenly arises in the next couple of months.
    I look forward to Bill loudly protesting his innocence and declaring he won't be blackmailed a week before he cuts the woman a check to prevent her tapes of him from going public.
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    #17 Feb 03 2005 at 5:56 PM Rating: Good
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    Now you got me all hungry for falafel. Smiley: drool2



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    he missed the patch update
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    oh man, this reminds me of a kid from school earlier this year. I could not pull up the article, long deleted, but ill try to recall it from memory.

    The person was breaking into cars in a business area of town late at night. The cops see him, so Chris naturally runs like the wind. He is running down the street, when he sees a public works truck. He grabs a fire extinguisher off of the public works truck, and starts to spray the cops with it.

    He runs even further, and eventually reaches the post office parking lot. The cops mace him, but he keeps running. He manages to run across a busy street into a different parking lot, where the cops maced him again and then tackled him.

    The next day at school, everyone printed out the article and laughed their **** off at him. This kid always thought he was such a badass, and always thought he was above the law. A bunch of friends and I went out and got a bunch of really cheap fire extinguishers, and put them on his front porch. He came back to school a week later, and his trademark long shaggy hair was shaved off. Why? the pepper spray was all cought in it, and it was so strong he had to shave his head.

    Ahh, the stupidity of people.
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    mace sucks.
    especially 9 cans of it.
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    Mace sucks but CS is worse
    #22 Feb 04 2005 at 6:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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    Jophiel wrote:
    Princess Atomicflea wrote:
    At least we have our own culture and don't need to cop someone else's.
    I'd buy into that except that I can go about anywhere in the world and find some dude wearing a Nike t-shirt, walking into a McDonald's.

    I'd buy into your comment except I've never been that dude, and most people that wear Nike in my country do so because it was a charitable gift, and they'll wear anything that covers their back.

    Plus anyone outside of the US will tell you that McDonald's sucks. I don't know how you all eat that crap.
    #23 Feb 04 2005 at 6:26 AM Rating: Good
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    Plus anyone inside or outside of the US will tell you that McDonald's sucks. I don't know how you all eat that crap.


    FTFY

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    McDonald's to invest $59 million in Peru
    July 28 1997 (UPI)

    LIMA, Peru - The head of the McDonald's restaurant chain in Peru says the fast food franchise will invest $59 million to build 45 outlets in Lima in the next five years.

    There are currently four McDonalds restaurants in Lima, to which five more will be added by the end of this year.

    The director for McDonalds in Peru, Roberto Ludak, said the idea ``is to open nine more restaurants each year, each of which will require an investment of $1.3 million.''

    He said McDonalds' sales projections for 1997 had been revised upward, and were 22 percent above initial estimates. The chain opened in Peru in 1996.


    Someone must be eating there.
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    Jophiel wrote:
    McDonald's to invest $59 million in Peru
    July 28 1997 (UPI)


    Someone must be eating there.

    American tourists, perhaps? Smiley: laugh
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