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#1 Jan 31 2005 at 11:21 AM Rating: Excellent
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As most of you who regularily read the Asylum know, we have more than our fair share of socks, trolls, and fu[/i]cktards. However, one fuc[i]ktard stands out above all the rest. He is the ultimate fu[/i]cktard, more advanced in the ways of fu[i]cktarding than any other.

Proofkuniva, Asperitas, proofsock, and any other names he has gone by, is that ultimate fu[i][/i]cktard, somebody so stupid and degenerate, he makes guys like Varus look like Rhode Scholars.

So, I do humbly request that a new filter be put in place, a filter that blocks all posts from proof's IP address. Either that, or I want his IP banned and his dog raped (where is Totem when you need him?).

Thanks in advance for your imminent cooperation.

XOXOXO

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#3 Jan 31 2005 at 1:38 PM Rating: Good
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/bump

I see you up there Kao...

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#4 Jan 31 2005 at 1:41 PM Rating: Excellent
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Proofkuniva, Sisnatch McBitchhat, Asperitas, aBomBination and various others, he is pretty easy to spot because he has some easy call signs that just set up the ole Proof.

They know his IP and who his socks are, they prob let him slide because he isnt all that amazing of a sock. Just ignore him and play the "how fast can i get him to subdefault" game.
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#5 Jan 31 2005 at 1:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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My poodle has a new haircut-- the traditional French poodle cut with poof balls on the feet, tail, and head, but the back half is shaved. She looks hot when she run around the house.

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#7 Jan 31 2005 at 1:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Definitely more attractive than that circus freak you call a wife.
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#8 Jan 31 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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No no, that's Gitslayer who does my yardwork, bhodi. I sometimes pay him in sammiches, so I can understand your confusion.

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#9 Jan 31 2005 at 1:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totem wrote:
No no, that's Gitslayer who does my yardwork, bhodi. I sometimes pay him in sammiches, so I can understand your confusion.

Totem


No Git was the ugly sweaty mexican that was on top of your wife, your wife is ugly even by Arkansa backwood standards, the pictures I shot were hard to sell even to the ugly girl fetish sites.
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#10 Jan 31 2005 at 2:03 PM Rating: Good
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bhodisattva Defender of Justice wrote:
Totem wrote:
No no, that's Gitslayer who does my yardwork, bhodi. I sometimes pay him in sammiches, so I can understand your confusion.

Totem


No Git was the ugly sweaty mexican that was on top of your wife, your wife is ugly even by Arkansa backwood standards, the pictures I shot were hard to sell even to the ugly girl fetish sites.


You sold them to me and you said I had great taste in women...

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#11 Jan 31 2005 at 2:16 PM Rating: Good
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That erases any doubt in my mind at all, bhodi. While 9/10ths of what I say here is bulls[i][/i]it, I can say with a crystal clear conscience that my wife is a lovely woman. Those pictures you claim to have are most likely of stills you ripped from that sex tape you and Angry Hippo shot together. To the best of my knowledge, Git would have no interest in my wife as she is not a redhead with a zuchinni fetish. Red fires up his Latino blood as does a cape to the bull. Place a Nordic woman in front of him and he goes as flaccid as the soft shell on a Taco Bell chicken burrito. A bottle of Tijuana pharmacia purchased Viagra knockoffs couldn't get him functioning.

And it doesn't surprise me that Karg bought those pics of you two. I've always had suspicions about that guy.

Totem

#12 Jan 31 2005 at 2:24 PM Rating: Good
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To the best of my knowledge, Git would have no interest in my wife as she is not a redhead with a zuchinni fetish. Red fires up his Latino blood as does a cape to the bull. Place a Nordic woman in front of him and he goes as flaccid as the soft shell on a Taco Bell chicken burrito. A bottle of Tijuana pharmacia purchased Viagra knockoffs couldn't get him functioning.



Yar, blondes are teh suxxorz, to washed out and stuck up for my taste . I prefer redheads, black irish (I.E Dark hair pale skin e.q. Jennifer Connelly) and the occasional hot salsa.
#13 Jan 31 2005 at 2:43 PM Rating: Good
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Totem wrote:
That erases any doubt in my mind at all, bhodi. While 9/10ths of what I say here is bulls[i][/i]it, I can say with a crystal clear conscience that my wife is a lovely woman. Those pictures you claim to have are most likely of stills you ripped from that sex tape you and Angry Hippo shot together. To the best of my knowledge, Git would have no interest in my wife as she is not a redhead with a zuchinni fetish. Red fires up his Latino blood as does a cape to the bull. Place a Nordic woman in front of him and he goes as flaccid as the soft shell on a Taco Bell chicken burrito. A bottle of Tijuana pharmacia purchased Viagra knockoffs couldn't get him functioning.

And it doesn't surprise me that Karg bought those pics of you two. I've always had suspicions about that guy.

Totem



Suspicions? Watch yourself young man... **shakes fist**
#14 Jan 31 2005 at 3:34 PM Rating: Good
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Watch yourself young man... and get off my lawn! Damn kids these days... **shakes fist**
Fixed

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