for posterity, a couple of things I should never do here...
1) Do not let my wife become a well liked poster.
2) Do not include ***-ylumites in my web of lies and deceipt.
3) Should I ignore 1) and 2), hope to Bob I have the good sense to refrain from posting a rectal bleed the likes of Sk3et's that is sure to draw me the contempt and ridicule that's been looking for a release lo these many months.
4) When in doubt, see number 3.
5) No. See number three.
6) Don't make me smack you.