Overlord AngstyCoder wrote:
Yes, but, who the bloody hell really needs a V-12?
My 4 cylinder serves me quite nicely, and gets very nice gas milage.
Or is this one of those things like watching sports on TV I can't seem to understand?
Let me explain to you why we [see: Men] watch sports on TV and drive big, powerful cars with rocket-engines.
The only time you can ignore the woman and not get ***** slapped is when there's a game on. During said game you can eat food without concern for the upholstery, curse at the TV, and be an obnoxious *** with your friends. You can order your woman t the fridge for more beer and cheetos. The power of the clicker is truly yours.
We drive big gas-guzzling cars because we have distorted egos from being rejected by women almost all the time. So when we can't get sex or sports we enjoy hurtling down a paved speedway with nothing between us and oblivion but a crappy, computer controlled balloon filled with powder. This makes hair grow on our chests, our penises lengthen and gives us control of our lives back.
To simplify, we do these things because women drive us to. Its basic male human nature.