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Sanni, are you implying that I am an alcoholic?
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's funny.
And Flea, only if we partner up. I only want one person to teach me the goodness of mint
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
that's funny.
And Flea, only if we partner up. I only want one person to teach me the goodness of mint
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Irony (noun)-incongruity between a situation developed in a drama and the accompanying words or actions that is understood by the audience but not by the writers
There is the definition.. You see only the audience knows whats going on.
Irony - [n] incongruity between what might be expected and what actually occurs.
What are you a hack sit-com writer? Drink the bleach just don't breath it.
you honestly thought I was an alcoholic??? On what grounds? I find that quite amusing that you would actually have some impression of me being a wino. How far from the truth your mind leads you.
**** Sanni If we drank as much as we talk about drinking, we would never be sober enough to post.
Anyone for a Bloody Mary?
Anyone for a Bloody Mary?
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Naw I was had nothing better to say for my Irony Much comment.
So you had nothing better to say, yet you posted worthless crap anyways? Along with an implication that a forum poster was something she is not?
Pathetic much?
well there's a big difference between an inside joke and something like this. This is more pulling ideas out of your *** with no such back up. Whereas other things I have often joked about here would be more along the lines of inside jokes that pertain to previous threads. See the difference?
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I hate the taste of beer, so being a alcoholic isnt a option. But being a "wino" is, I love wine....
I did not know that Listerine is edible...
I have a drinking problem: Two hands and one mouth. 
never been much of one for beer, and i only drink wine when i take my wife out for dinner. my tastes run more towards the higher proof stuff, preferrable whiskey. and now for my sermon:
The only place for Mankind to go is out to the fridge for another beer, unless there's something better than beer available, like ale
or brandy
or corn liquor
or demerol
or ether
or french wine
or gin
or hash
or irish whiskey
or jack daniel's
or kentucky bourbon
or LSD
or magic mushrooms
or nitrous oxide
or opium
or PCP
or Quaaludes
or reefer
or Southern Comfort
or tequila
or uppers
or vodka
or wormwood
or even xeres, yill, or zythum
Because all of these are out there, and all of them are preferable to thinking about anything at all, and a lot more fun too.
The only place for Mankind to go is out to the fridge for another beer, unless there's something better than beer available, like ale
or brandy
or corn liquor
or demerol
or ether
or french wine
or gin
or hash
or irish whiskey
or jack daniel's
or kentucky bourbon
or LSD
or magic mushrooms
or nitrous oxide
or opium
or PCP
or Quaaludes
or reefer
or Southern Comfort
or tequila
or uppers
or vodka
or wormwood
or even xeres, yill, or zythum
Because all of these are out there, and all of them are preferable to thinking about anything at all, and a lot more fun too.
sorry, that was from Vinnie 16.1-29
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sorry, that was from Vinnie 16.1-29
From the "Australian Yobbo's Bible of the Late in the Day Drinkers".
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Genesis
001:001 In the beginning God created the bloke and the thirst.
001:002 And the bloke was very thirsty, and void of liquid goodness; and darkness was upon the face of the bloke. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
001:003 And God said, Let there be beer: and there was beer.
001:004 And God tasted the beer, and found that it was good: and God divided the beer from the darkness.
001:005 And God called the beer Liquid Gold, and the darkness he called the Empty Beer Fridge. And the bloke and the beer were united on the first day.
001:024 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, but no creeping things, for God hated creeping things, and beast of the earth after his kind, so the bloke may BBQ them and thus have an excuse to partake of beer: and it was so.
001:025 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God did sayeth, "Satan you drunk *******. I decreed there be no creeping things. You be grounded lad."
So Satan was sent to his room, until dinner and all was good.
001:029 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth ; and God did pick some herbs and pack the bong with the herbs and God and bloke did feel mellow.
001:031 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was a bloody beauty, mate. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
002:001 Thus the bloke and the beer and the BBQ and the bong were finished.
002:002 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he had his mates and the bloke around for a BBQ and **** up and to watch the footy.
001:001 In the beginning God created the bloke and the thirst.
001:002 And the bloke was very thirsty, and void of liquid goodness; and darkness was upon the face of the bloke. And the Spirit of God moved upon the face of the waters.
001:003 And God said, Let there be beer: and there was beer.
001:004 And God tasted the beer, and found that it was good: and God divided the beer from the darkness.
001:005 And God called the beer Liquid Gold, and the darkness he called the Empty Beer Fridge. And the bloke and the beer were united on the first day.
001:024 And God said, Let the earth bring forth the living creature after his kind, cattle, but no creeping things, for God hated creeping things, and beast of the earth after his kind, so the bloke may BBQ them and thus have an excuse to partake of beer: and it was so.
001:025 And God made the beast of the earth after his kind, and cattle after their kind, and every thing that creepeth upon the earth after his kind: and God did sayeth, "Satan you drunk *******. I decreed there be no creeping things. You be grounded lad."
So Satan was sent to his room, until dinner and all was good.
001:029 And God said, Behold, I have given you every herb bearing seed, which is upon the face of all the earth ; and God did pick some herbs and pack the bong with the herbs and God and bloke did feel mellow.
001:031 And God saw every thing that he had made, and, behold, it was a bloody beauty, mate. And the evening and the morning were the sixth day.
002:001 Thus the bloke and the beer and the BBQ and the bong were finished.
002:002 And on the seventh day God ended his work which he had made; and he had his mates and the bloke around for a BBQ and **** up and to watch the footy.
...and that is why Beer is best.
I got some vanilla vodka last night. Not too bad...
Now I'm all set for the ice we're supposed to be getting this weekend. Vodka, cigs, coffee... yep, I'm good.
Now I'm all set for the ice we're supposed to be getting this weekend. Vodka, cigs, coffee... yep, I'm good.
I love a woman that has her survival priorites mapped out!
Nadenu you rule!!
***** that flashlights, and water routine!
Nadenu you rule!!
***** that flashlights, and water routine!
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Vodka, cigs, coffee... yep, I'm good
Nadenu you forgot the all important chocolate. You just can't survive without that
Barenaked Ladies wrote:
I love you more, than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
I discovered alcohol
Had a few seabreazes tonight.
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
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Vodka, cigs, coffee... yep, I'm good
Nadenu you forgot the all important chocolate. You just can't survive without that
What, no ****?
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Barenaked Ladies wrote:
Had a few seabreazes tonight.
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I love you more, than I did the week before
I discovered alcohol
I discovered alcohol
Had a few seabreazes tonight.
Hey, I'm not the only one who listens to BNL!
(Damn it, you beat me to quoting that
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