Woman guilty of DUI after 3 glasses of Listerine
ADRIAN, Michigan (AP) -- A woman arrested after failing a sobriety test and telling police she drank three glasses of Listerine has pleaded guilty to drunken driving.
At least her teeth will be plaque free and she'll have the best breath of drunks in jail
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Alcoholic much?Follow
Someone never heard of AA
I am NOT drunk... just carry me to the car.. I'll be fine..
trickybeck the Sly wrote:
#6REDACTED,
Posted: Jan 28 2005 at 10:29 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) The more mugshots they take, the happier he gets... XD
I am not an alcoholic, alcoholics go to meetings. I am a drunk.
trickybeck the Sly wrote:
We should all change our avatards to one of his MANY mug shots for support.
Always trying to hold the black man down!
He's got > 4 times as many arrests as I have posts.
Wow. That's a lot of mugshots. Never been much of one to drink. Dancing's more fun in my book, and better for unwinding.
I like number 7 the best. You can see someone's arm behind his head holding his drunken face towards the camera for his mugshot. I wonder if he's even conscious in that pic?
trickybeck the Sly wrote:
Why exactly would a prison have a listing up like this for people to browse through?
Although Henry looks does look very dignified and happy in some of his many photos.
My favorite picture is number 55, he looks so cool and happy in it.
Edited, Fri Jan 28 15:29:39 2005 by Vensuvio
I hate the taste of beer, so being a alcoholic isnt a option. But being a "wino" is, I love wine....
Wine or beer, it's still alcoholism if you can't stop. Hell, the original story with the Listerine makes her even more of an alcoholic then if she had a 6pack open in front of her.
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Wine or beer, it's still alcoholism if you can't stop. Hell, the original story with the Listerine makes her even more of an alcoholic then if she had a 6pack open in front of her.
DSD, don't you think you're being a bit harsh? I mean, really, there are no good mixers for Listerine.
/shudders
I can't stand the taste of Listerene in the first place. I can't imagine how bad off you have to be, or how incredibly sick, to actually enjoy drinking 3 glasses of it.
If there's nothing good to mix it with, why bother drinking it in the first place? Now tequila, thats another story
I can't stand the taste of Listerene in the first place. I can't imagine how bad off you have to be, or how incredibly sick, to actually enjoy drinking 3 glasses of it.
If there's nothing good to mix it with, why bother drinking it in the first place? Now tequila, thats another story
Listerine can't be far from creme de menthe. Maybe with milk?
I'm not a mint person. Only thing minty I can stand are the Andes Mints. Everything else I gag on.
Reeeeeallly? I taste like Andes mints. Let's go.
Quote:
I taste like Andes mints. Let's go.
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Reeeeeallly? I taste like Andes mints. Let's go.
Hmmmm, think you can turn me on to all things minty?
Lady deadsidedemon wrote:
Hmmmm, think you can turn me out?
fixed!
Yes. Girl Scout's honor.
turn me out? whazzat?
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