Topic for 1-28-2005: Am I too much of a smart-***?
Keep in mind, "I" can be me, Rollo, or anyone else you'd like to trash (in case you haven't enough on me, for lack of experience).
A secondary topic: Is the topic of the day binding on those who post in it? Will there be repercussions for hijacking? (you can address this directly, or indirectly by trying it out. i'm preparing for the latter anyway).
Edited, Sat Jan 29 13:56:20 2005 by Kaolian
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#3
Jan 27 2005 at 5:08 PM
How about sticking one of these up your *** http://www.ibmring49.homestead.com/doughenningwands.html waving it and making yourself disappear.
#4
Jan 27 2005 at 5:11 PM
Yes, and I believe I shall join you in your smart-assedness by pointing out that today is, in fact, January 27th, not January 28th.
Unless you're in one of those bass-ackward countries on the other side of the date line. :)
Unless you're in one of those bass-ackward countries on the other side of the date line. :)
#7
Jan 27 2005 at 5:40 PM
Apparently, Rollo is the type of guy to let it squirt before he even got his girl warmed up...
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
#8
Jan 28 2005 at 7:48 AM
i never really looked at the asylum as "my girl".
anyway, i thought girls got turned on when I come, so it's kinda like foreplay.
anyway, i thought girls got turned on when I come, so it's kinda like foreplay.
#9REDACTED,
Posted: Jan 28 2005 at 8:21 AM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) foreplay? at that point is when you roll over on your back, reach to the left and start eating that conveniently placed pancake and syrup on ur nightstand...she will get pissed, but who cares ya gotta eat ^^
#10
Jan 28 2005 at 8:26 AM
Last time I checked... squirting before even touching the gal is called pre-ejaculation. You should get that checked buddy.
;-)
;-)
#11
Jan 28 2005 at 3:33 PM
In my experience, people who like Phish are usually too nobly unaffected to be true smartasses. My definition of a smartass, however, is very much colored by Red Foxx in "Sanford and Son."
#12
Jan 28 2005 at 3:36 PM
We all know who the biggest smartass here is.
#15
Jan 28 2005 at 8:37 PM
bump to bury the 40 nuked threads.
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#16
Jan 28 2005 at 8:38 PM
A true smartass is smarmy, funny, and politically incorrect all at the same time without offending anyone. It takes real talent!
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