Well, since there are newish people in here since the last one of these, how about another one? What? It's not like you have something better to be doing right now. I mean, you are reading this post aren't you?
Fill out the quizpoll or the kitten gets it!
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
2. What is your quest?
3. What is your favorite color?
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson
b. Ashlee Simpson
c. Michael Jackson
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my _____ _____ ______ really made it impossible for me to fully ____ ______ ______ the ______ of the _______!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
10. Do you?
This will be graded on a curve!
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1. I am Evan Compton and I go to school.
3. Blue
4. I don't really collect anything. Mabye you should just ask, do you have any hobbies?
5. I like to go golfing when it's not -30. I also enjoy watching sports, posting here and mabye some last minute play time on CS.
6. Me.
7. I can't afford that. Well, mabye I could but I just don't think I need one.
8. a. innocent
b. retarded
c. definitly guilty
d. I don't know
e. Kobe? Guilty.
9. Ummm, I hope so.
10. Sure do.
Yeah, I missed a question that might require me to think. That would be scandelous.
3. Blue
4. I don't really collect anything. Mabye you should just ask, do you have any hobbies?
5. I like to go golfing when it's not -30. I also enjoy watching sports, posting here and mabye some last minute play time on CS.
6. Me.
7. I can't afford that. Well, mabye I could but I just don't think I need one.
8. a. innocent
b. retarded
c. definitly guilty
d. I don't know
e. Kobe? Guilty.
9. Ummm, I hope so.
10. Sure do.
Yeah, I missed a question that might require me to think. That would be scandelous.
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
Depends on the day of the week
2. What is your quest?
I seek the holy grail
3. What is your favorite color?
Shartuse
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Homeless people mostly, sometimes small children with red hair.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Take out the hamster and beat it to death
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Ther both gay, so who cares.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson Guilty
c. Michael Jackson Pervetedly Guilty
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market Maybe
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my overly large ***** really made it impossible for me to fully put hamsters down the front of the pants I had on!
9. Do I like oatmeal? yes, with a little honey in it and a banana on sliced into bits and sprinkled on top.
10. Do you? I had it for breakfast so i hope so.
Depends on the day of the week
2. What is your quest?
I seek the holy grail
3. What is your favorite color?
Shartuse
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Homeless people mostly, sometimes small children with red hair.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Take out the hamster and beat it to death
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Ther both gay, so who cares.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson Guilty
c. Michael Jackson Pervetedly Guilty
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market Maybe
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my overly large ***** really made it impossible for me to fully put hamsters down the front of the pants I had on!
9. Do I like oatmeal? yes, with a little honey in it and a banana on sliced into bits and sprinkled on top.
10. Do you? I had it for breakfast so i hope so.
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Shartuse
I hope you don't butcher your favourite girlfriend's name like that.
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
I'm a satirical outcast and I like to eat muffins while drinking cranberry juice.
2. What is your quest?
To find the largest paper-mache porcupine in the world. Even if that means making it myself.
3. What is your favorite color?
Aquamarine.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Tags from everything I've ever bought clothing-wise.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I <the remainder of this answer has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers>
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
I think I'll have to go with B. Is there any possibility it can be shipped to my house ASAP?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
I don't have one because they're useless pieces of crap. 'Nuff said.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. Guilty.
b. Guilty.
c. Guilty.
d. Guilty.
e. Guilty.
8. Complete the sentence: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my cheese egg ham really made it impossible for me to fully fries on the side the nose of the GLIVEN!
Yeah. No.
9. Do I like oatmeal?
Why yes I do enjoy a nice bowl or porrige.
10. Do you?
Nope.
I'm a satirical outcast and I like to eat muffins while drinking cranberry juice.
2. What is your quest?
To find the largest paper-mache porcupine in the world. Even if that means making it myself.
3. What is your favorite color?
Aquamarine.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Tags from everything I've ever bought clothing-wise.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I <the remainder of this answer has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers>
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
I think I'll have to go with B. Is there any possibility it can be shipped to my house ASAP?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
I don't have one because they're useless pieces of crap. 'Nuff said.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. Guilty.
b. Guilty.
c. Guilty.
d. Guilty.
e. Guilty.
8. Complete the sentence: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my cheese egg ham really made it impossible for me to fully fries on the side the nose of the GLIVEN!
Yeah. No.
9. Do I like oatmeal?
Why yes I do enjoy a nice bowl or porrige.
10. Do you?
Nope.
Dread Lord Kaolian wrote:
Well, since there are newish people in here since the last one of these, how about another one? What? It's not like you have something better to be doing right now. I mean, you are reading this post aren't you?
Fill out the quizpoll or the kitten gets it!
Fill out the quizpoll or the kitten gets it!
Alright, I'll bite.
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
I'm Exodus... and I'm an Office Manager at this small export company. So yes, it gets very boring here, which is why I'm taking your quiz. :-P If you want my real name, refer to the "Nicknames" thread.
2. What is your quest?
Currently saving money to open up my own computer shop...if not, I'll just study to become a Cop. (Yeah, I am that smell of bacon you just caught.)
3. What is your favorite color?
That's kinda circumstancial depending on what object I'm starring at. Clothes? Black Car? Royal Blue...and well...those two colors sum it up......alright, I'm a fu[/b]cking idiot, but you knew that already.
[b]4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
.......dare I say it? YuGi-Oh! cards.....
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Well, I sometimes goes to my girl friend's house and <the remainder of this anwser has been censored by the California board of Avocado buyers>.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Lt. Goose, of course, since anything that shoots fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster should be neat to look at...specially if aimed at Qaoz who only really has a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
I used to carry a PDA that I used frequently...until my car was broken into.
I need a new one...not having a PDA is like.......you know, not having a PDA. 8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson Guilty.
b. Ashlee Simpson GUILTY.
c. Michael Jackson Should've been guilty years ago.
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market Not guilty. Bob is teh roxxors.
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)Micheal Jackson's Father, whom is guilty of child abuse that lead to Micheal been a psycopath. (Yeah, I'm buying the story...for now. XD)
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my lack of testicular fortitude really made it impossible for me to fully understand the concept of the process of the Asylum! Yeah I know, I suck at these.
9. Do I like oatmeal? If it was smeared all over Angelina Jolie, then you would.
10. Do you? Read above but change the word "you" to "I."
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This will be graded on a curve!
o_O?
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9. Do I like oatmeal? If it was smeared all over Angelina Jolie, then you would.
Im not so sure that oatmeal would taste as yummy after its been smeared all over a dirty *****.
Edited, Wed Jan 26 15:16:07 2005 by Zadiel
Dutchess Zadiel wrote:
Quote:
9. Do I like oatmeal? If it was smeared all over Angelina Jolie, then you would.
Im not so sure that oatmeal would taste as yummy after its been smeared all over a dirty *****.
Edited, Wed Jan 26 15:12:16 2005 by Zadiel
Well then simple, make her shower first.
Kao, please promise me the kitten gets it. I hate cats, they are the spawn of satan.
If you do, I may partake in your Quizpoll Survey of doom and give you a lovely chicken.
If you do, I may partake in your Quizpoll Survey of doom and give you a lovely chicken.
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
I'm an intelligent and cleverly designed automated post program written by Illia. All your forum are belong to me!
2. What is your quest?
To finish my bachelor's degree and find a job. After that...?
3. What is your favorite color?
Green.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Shotglasses. I have at least one from every trip I go on (Disney, Hawaii, etc.)
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Kick back, grab a Vanilla Coke, and fire up EQ to parade around Norrath with the guild, adventuring, carousing, and generally having a good time.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Qaoz, only because the chicken would eat the hampster. Wait, ice sculpture?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
I don't have a PDA as I don't have any need for one, but I do carry my mp3 player everywhere I go on campus.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson Guilty
c. Michael Jackson Guity
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market Guilty
e. Other Guilty
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my taxes made waffles really made it impossible for me to fully digest monotheistically with the bowels of the otter!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
Only with brown sugar.
10. Do you?
Hell no!
Twiztid
I'm an intelligent and cleverly designed automated post program written by Illia. All your forum are belong to me!
2. What is your quest?
To finish my bachelor's degree and find a job. After that...?
3. What is your favorite color?
Green.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Shotglasses. I have at least one from every trip I go on (Disney, Hawaii, etc.)
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Kick back, grab a Vanilla Coke, and fire up EQ to parade around Norrath with the guild, adventuring, carousing, and generally having a good time.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Qaoz, only because the chicken would eat the hampster. Wait, ice sculpture?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
I don't have a PDA as I don't have any need for one, but I do carry my mp3 player everywhere I go on campus.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson Guilty
c. Michael Jackson Guity
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market Guilty
e. Other Guilty
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my taxes made waffles really made it impossible for me to fully digest monotheistically with the bowels of the otter!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
Only with brown sugar.
10. Do you?
Hell no!
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
1. I'm Jar, I'm a WoW board post *****. Mostly due to working Hotel Night Audit.
2. To get through an entire 8 hour shift of work without gouging out my eyeballs due to sheer boredom.
3. Smurf Blue of course.
4. Hopefully NOT herpes (had a loose woman collection a year ago or so
5. Play many mindless video games.
6. Goose
7. No, because I would never use the damn thing. I have nothing in my life to keep track of.
8. a. Guilty of Murder
b. Guilty of being totally talentless
c. Guilty of everything
d. Innocent, cuz he kills cows, which in turn makes him my hero
f. Cows. Guilty of massive stupidity.
8...again. I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my ***** is large really made it impossible for me to fully penetrated deep into the heart of the *****! (wow, that one took some thought)
9. Don't seem like the type.
10. Mmmm...oatmeal.
2. To get through an entire 8 hour shift of work without gouging out my eyeballs due to sheer boredom.
3. Smurf Blue of course.
4. Hopefully NOT herpes (had a loose woman collection a year ago or so
5. Play many mindless video games.
6. Goose
7. No, because I would never use the damn thing. I have nothing in my life to keep track of.
8. a. Guilty of Murder
b. Guilty of being totally talentless
c. Guilty of everything
d. Innocent, cuz he kills cows, which in turn makes him my hero
f. Cows. Guilty of massive stupidity.
8...again. I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my ***** is large really made it impossible for me to fully penetrated deep into the heart of the *****! (wow, that one took some thought)
9. Don't seem like the type.
10. Mmmm...oatmeal.
1. i am Ketil, King of the Britains! and i got to school....
2. to get famous
3. red
4. i collect old videogame-type stuff (NES, Atari, etc...)
5. i listen to really loud music until i pass out from all the headbanging.
6. me
7. nope
8. all guilty
the other 8. i wnated to give it a shot, but the fact that my pants are cool really made it impossible for me to fully eat all of the pizza of the thing.
9. nope
10. maybe...
Edited, Wed Jan 26 15:29:13 2005 by Ketil
2. to get famous
3. red
4. i collect old videogame-type stuff (NES, Atari, etc...)
5. i listen to really loud music until i pass out from all the headbanging.
6. me
7. nope
8. all guilty
the other 8. i wnated to give it a shot, but the fact that my pants are cool really made it impossible for me to fully eat all of the pizza of the thing.
9. nope
10. maybe...
Edited, Wed Jan 26 15:29:13 2005 by Ketil
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
26-year-old Ph.D. student in Chicago. I should be studying or something.
2. What is your quest?
Stress Relief.
3. What is your favorite color?
Whatever color my stool is that morning.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I run through the village wearing only a jock strap yelling, "The itching! The itching!"
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Is Lt. Goose allowed to make hamster-chucks?
I think a more interesting battle would be between Kao and Alla for e-peen supremacy. Ultimate fighting style, yo.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
Sony Clie. It holds all the names and pictures of sex offenders in my area so I know who not to rub up against on the train.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. You must acquit.
b. I'd still do her.
c. Innocent, and no, I wasn't paid off.
d. I'll plead the 5th.
e. Me- Guilty of love in the 1st degree.
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my verbal skills suck really made it impossible for me to fully and intelligently complete the rest of the sentence!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
You're more of a Farina guy.
10. Do you?
I'm more of a "liquid breakfast" guy.
26-year-old Ph.D. student in Chicago. I should be studying or something.
2. What is your quest?
Stress Relief.
3. What is your favorite color?
Whatever color my stool is that morning.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
I collect spores, molds, and fungus.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I run through the village wearing only a jock strap yelling, "The itching! The itching!"
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Is Lt. Goose allowed to make hamster-chucks?
I think a more interesting battle would be between Kao and Alla for e-peen supremacy. Ultimate fighting style, yo.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
Sony Clie. It holds all the names and pictures of sex offenders in my area so I know who not to rub up against on the train.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. You must acquit.
b. I'd still do her.
c. Innocent, and no, I wasn't paid off.
d. I'll plead the 5th.
e. Me- Guilty of love in the 1st degree.
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my verbal skills suck really made it impossible for me to fully and intelligently complete the rest of the sentence!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
You're more of a Farina guy.
10. Do you?
I'm more of a "liquid breakfast" guy.
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
Why I'm Lady Deadside demon. I post what I feel and think without apologies. In non forums life, I am a self employed cosmetologist, and during the day I am lucky enough to be home with my 2 year old son.
2. What is your quest?
to seek the holy grail. Really to just enjoy life
3. What is your favorite color?
Red... no blue....
Actually it's purple
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
dirty laundry
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I enjoy posting on the forums, reading novels, playing WoW, EQ2, and taking hot baths.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Can I have a third option?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
I keep trying but I always lose the damn thing. I've given up. Of course, next month I'll probably buy another and tell myself that this time I'll really put it to use
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson Innocent by Insanity
c. Michael Jackson Guilty and Insane
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market Phht, like I'd tell you
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)
**** Erectus Guilty
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my giant, lustrious E-carpet really made it impossible for me to fully comprehend and respect the whiners of the Asylum!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
only if it is Cinnamon Apple
10. Do you?
All the time baby
Edited, Thu Jan 27 08:58:57 2005 by deadsidedemon
Why I'm Lady Deadside demon. I post what I feel and think without apologies. In non forums life, I am a self employed cosmetologist, and during the day I am lucky enough to be home with my 2 year old son.
2. What is your quest?
to seek the holy grail. Really to just enjoy life
3. What is your favorite color?
Red... no blue....
Actually it's purple
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
dirty laundry
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I enjoy posting on the forums, reading novels, playing WoW, EQ2, and taking hot baths.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Can I have a third option?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
I keep trying but I always lose the damn thing. I've given up. Of course, next month I'll probably buy another and tell myself that this time I'll really put it to use
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson Innocent by Insanity
c. Michael Jackson Guilty and Insane
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market Phht, like I'd tell you
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)
**** Erectus Guilty
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my giant, lustrious E-carpet really made it impossible for me to fully comprehend and respect the whiners of the Asylum!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
only if it is Cinnamon Apple
10. Do you?
All the time baby
Edited, Thu Jan 27 08:58:57 2005 by deadsidedemon
Sir XvExodusvX wrote:
Well then simple, make her shower first.
I think it would take more than a shower to wash away a incestuous and southern trailer trash lifestyle
Fill out the quizpoll or AND kitten gets it!
I am banking on the kitten death.
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
None of your fuc[u][/u]king business. But since you asked nicely, head geek for a bunch of code monkeys.
2. What is your quest?
To answer all the important questions in life, such as is Di[/i]ck Clark really a robot.
3. What is your favorite color?
Color is irrelevent, you will all be assimilated.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
I like to collect skin.. erm no wait. I collect RPGs for all platforms.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I wish I could slave away all day at one task. After many many tasks, I like to go for a motorcycle ride and run down old ladies crossing the street as they walk their pet beavers.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Neither the block of ice would win. Qaoz would be too busy choking the chicken and hitting himself with the ball peen hammer trying to gain acceptance in the assylum and Goose would be too busy putting pillows under his karma to stop it from hitting rock bottom (since he as been outed as Jroc), and I won't dare say what will be done with the poor, poor hamster.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why?
Fuc[/b]k no, PDA's are the devil. If I care what is on my adjenda, I will sit down at a computer and remote in.
[b]8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. Who
b. really
c. fu[/b]cking
d. cares.
e. Proof's mom - Guilty for not swallowing that load
[b]8. Complete the sentence: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my [i]rediculously small ePeen really made it impossible for me to fully take control of the leadership of the world!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
As a building material or garment? Please be more specific.
10. Do you?
Sometimes, mostly on Sundays.
I am banking on the kitten death.
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
None of your fuc[u][/u]king business. But since you asked nicely, head geek for a bunch of code monkeys.
2. What is your quest?
To answer all the important questions in life, such as is Di[/i]ck Clark really a robot.
3. What is your favorite color?
Color is irrelevent, you will all be assimilated.
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
I like to collect skin.. erm no wait. I collect RPGs for all platforms.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
I wish I could slave away all day at one task. After many many tasks, I like to go for a motorcycle ride and run down old ladies crossing the street as they walk their pet beavers.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Neither the block of ice would win. Qaoz would be too busy choking the chicken and hitting himself with the ball peen hammer trying to gain acceptance in the assylum and Goose would be too busy putting pillows under his karma to stop it from hitting rock bottom (since he as been outed as Jroc), and I won't dare say what will be done with the poor, poor hamster.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why?
Fuc[/b]k no, PDA's are the devil. If I care what is on my adjenda, I will sit down at a computer and remote in.
[b]8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. Who
b. really
c. fu[/b]cking
d. cares.
e. Proof's mom - Guilty for not swallowing that load
[b]8. Complete the sentence: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my [i]rediculously small ePeen really made it impossible for me to fully take control of the leadership of the world!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
As a building material or garment? Please be more specific.
10. Do you?
Sometimes, mostly on Sundays.
1. My name is Christine and what do I do about what?
2. My quest is to find out how many jelly beans there are in the jar.
3. Favorite color depends on the mood.
4. I collect grudges.
5. My answer would also be censored by the California Board of Avocado sellers.
6. Qaoz, because you're supposed to keep chicken frozen or they go bad.
7. I actually use an organizer, but the non-technology kind (the 3 ring binder type). I write LOTS of reminders and notes.
8. O.J. Simpson-Guilty
Ashlee Simpson-Innocent by reason of insanity (she actually thinks she can sing)
Michael Jackson-Guilty on so many levels
Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market-Guilty
Other: Scott Peterson--Guilty. I hate to admit it, but I actually know the guy and I freaking hate the fact that someone I thought was a good person did this.
9. I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that I am married really made it impossible for me to fully explore the other side of the gay club.
10. Can't stand oatmeal. Oatmeal belongs in chocolate chip cookies.
11. Did I what? Be honest about answering these questions? I tried my best, does that count?
2. My quest is to find out how many jelly beans there are in the jar.
3. Favorite color depends on the mood.
4. I collect grudges.
5. My answer would also be censored by the California Board of Avocado sellers.
6. Qaoz, because you're supposed to keep chicken frozen or they go bad.
7. I actually use an organizer, but the non-technology kind (the 3 ring binder type). I write LOTS of reminders and notes.
8. O.J. Simpson-Guilty
Ashlee Simpson-Innocent by reason of insanity (she actually thinks she can sing)
Michael Jackson-Guilty on so many levels
Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market-Guilty
Other: Scott Peterson--Guilty. I hate to admit it, but I actually know the guy and I freaking hate the fact that someone I thought was a good person did this.
9. I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that I am married really made it impossible for me to fully explore the other side of the gay club.
10. Can't stand oatmeal. Oatmeal belongs in chocolate chip cookies.
11. Did I what? Be honest about answering these questions? I tried my best, does that count?
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
23 year old University student.
2. What is your quest?
graduating with no debt or parental support
3. What is your favorite color?
blue.... and its spelled COLOUR you ignorant lout!!!
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
No
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Headphones and deathmetal in attempt to destroy my hearing
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
A. Qaoz because while he was the least entertaining poster ever at least he wasnt a p[b]ussy[/b]
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
No, I dont need a gizmo to remember what the hell Im supposed to do
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson
b. Ashlee Simpson
c. Michael Jackson
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)
a. Guilty of being in Naked Gun 2 1/2
b. Ashlee Simpson guilty of providing evidence of Americas love affair with mediocre public figures
c. Michael Jackson molests children you best believe that sh[/i]it
d. Bob is innocent because some jew died for his sins
e. Jroc is guilty of being the reject that claims to be cool but isnt, never has been and never will be entertaining or popular other than as a punching bag for the more popular.
8 (again?). Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that kaolian loves adlibs really made it impossible for me to fully enjoy the post of the admin!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
I prefer porridge
10. Do you?
Quit asking you pervert, no means no even for an admin.
[i]Edited, Wed Jan 26 16:29:49 2005 by bhodisattva
23 year old University student.
2. What is your quest?
graduating with no debt or parental support
3. What is your favorite color?
blue.... and its spelled COLOUR you ignorant lout!!!
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
No
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Headphones and deathmetal in attempt to destroy my hearing
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
A. Qaoz because while he was the least entertaining poster ever at least he wasnt a p[b]ussy[/b]
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
No, I dont need a gizmo to remember what the hell Im supposed to do
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson
b. Ashlee Simpson
c. Michael Jackson
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)
a. Guilty of being in Naked Gun 2 1/2
b. Ashlee Simpson guilty of providing evidence of Americas love affair with mediocre public figures
c. Michael Jackson molests children you best believe that sh[/i]it
d. Bob is innocent because some jew died for his sins
e. Jroc is guilty of being the reject that claims to be cool but isnt, never has been and never will be entertaining or popular other than as a punching bag for the more popular.
8 (again?). Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that kaolian loves adlibs really made it impossible for me to fully enjoy the post of the admin!
9. Do I like oatmeal?
I prefer porridge
10. Do you?
Quit asking you pervert, no means no even for an admin.
[i]Edited, Wed Jan 26 16:29:49 2005 by bhodisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do? My name is Paul and I am a NetOp for a webhosting provider. I am also a part time college student.
2. What is your quest? To create a purple party for all the purple states.
3. What is your favorite color? red
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc... I collect MP3s... hehe
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ? I'd prefer a night of steamy hot sex, but I'll settle for a half hour workout followed by some gaming time.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Save the hamsters! Hasn't Richard Geere put them through enough?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
My phone is one of those organizers and MP3players in one.. I dont organize anything with it or play MP3s really.. But it makes a great conversational piece!
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson - Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson - Doesn't matter she still needs to be punished (busts out with catonines, handcuffs, and a ceiling harness) *Okay, I dont know which one is the older sister.. If this is the younger one please strike my comments.* But Jenna is fair game damnit!
c. Michael Jackson - Goddamnit man, if you're innocent can you please hang out with people your own age? Jesus!
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market - Darwinism in action, go Bob!
e. Jenna Bush - see also Ashlee Simpson.
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my _____ _____ ______ really made it impossible for me to fully ____ ______ ______ the ______ of the _______!
no
9. Do I like oatmeal? Got sick of it as a kid and now I have an infatuation with biscuits and croissants with sausage or bacon with egg and cheese
10. Do you? Don't we all?
Edited, Wed Jan 26 16:17:51 2005 by Lefein
2. What is your quest? To create a purple party for all the purple states.
3. What is your favorite color? red
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc... I collect MP3s... hehe
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ? I'd prefer a night of steamy hot sex, but I'll settle for a half hour workout followed by some gaming time.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Save the hamsters! Hasn't Richard Geere put them through enough?
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
My phone is one of those organizers and MP3players in one.. I dont organize anything with it or play MP3s really.. But it makes a great conversational piece!
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson - Guilty
b. Ashlee Simpson - Doesn't matter she still needs to be punished (busts out with catonines, handcuffs, and a ceiling harness) *Okay, I dont know which one is the older sister.. If this is the younger one please strike my comments.* But Jenna is fair game damnit!
c. Michael Jackson - Goddamnit man, if you're innocent can you please hang out with people your own age? Jesus!
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market - Darwinism in action, go Bob!
e. Jenna Bush - see also Ashlee Simpson.
8. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my _____ _____ ______ really made it impossible for me to fully ____ ______ ______ the ______ of the _______!
no
9. Do I like oatmeal? Got sick of it as a kid and now I have an infatuation with biscuits and croissants with sausage or bacon with egg and cheese
10. Do you? Don't we all?
Edited, Wed Jan 26 16:17:51 2005 by Lefein
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
I am Cec, I do many things.
2. What is your quest?
To live long enough to see the end of the world.
3. What is your favorite color?
Green!
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Do things buried in my basement count?
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Think about how much time I just wasted on said meaningless task.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Qaoz would start by taking the hammer and smashing the block of ice into a million pieces then making love to the chicken in the debris, although this could count as his sculpture he accidently ends up doing it on a Saturday and is disquallified.
Lt. Goose would use the M1 A2 to shoot pillows at his keyboard while the hamster dodge them and as a result it ends up making another crappy thread. He forgets the contest entirely.
So in the end neither would win.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
No, I just don't feel that my schedule is busy enough to warrant me needing a PDA.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson
b. Ashlee Simpson
c. Michael Jackson
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)
a. Guilty.
b. Guilty.
c. Guilty.
d. Innocent.
e. Clinton, innocent.
9. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my _____ _____ ______ really made it impossible for me to fully ____ ______ ______ the ______ of the _______!
I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my large erect ***** really made it impossible for me to fully run efficiently to the end of the race!
10. Do I like oatmeal?
Only if it's made this way.
11. Do you?
Only Oatmeal Rasin cookies.
-Cec
I am Cec, I do many things.
2. What is your quest?
To live long enough to see the end of the world.
3. What is your favorite color?
Green!
4. Do you collect anything? Cars? Yo-yo's, Bagels, small rodents, cows, Loose Women? etc...
Do things buried in my basement count?
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you <the remainder of this question has been censored by the California board of Avocado sellers> ?
Think about how much time I just wasted on said meaningless task.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
a. Qaoz, armed with a large ball peen hammer and a live chicken, or
B. Lt. Goose, (who incidentially is not Qaoz) armed with an M1 A2 Abrahms modified to shoot fluffy pillows and a vapid hamster?
Qaoz would start by taking the hammer and smashing the block of ice into a million pieces then making love to the chicken in the debris, although this could count as his sculpture he accidently ends up doing it on a Saturday and is disquallified.
Lt. Goose would use the M1 A2 to shoot pillows at his keyboard while the hamster dodge them and as a result it ends up making another crappy thread. He forgets the contest entirely.
So in the end neither would win.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer? If so, do you use it? If you don't carry one, any particular reason why? (I'm looking for the antitechnology conspiracy whackos on this one...)
No, I just don't feel that my schedule is busy enough to warrant me needing a PDA.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. O.J. Simpson
b. Ashlee Simpson
c. Michael Jackson
d. Bob of Bob's secondhand meat market
e. Other (name your own. first person who puts Bush will be shot just because it is really a dead horse.)
a. Guilty.
b. Guilty.
c. Guilty.
d. Innocent.
e. Clinton, innocent.
9. Complete the sentance: I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my _____ _____ ______ really made it impossible for me to fully ____ ______ ______ the ______ of the _______!
I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my large erect ***** really made it impossible for me to fully run efficiently to the end of the race!
10. Do I like oatmeal?
Only if it's made this way.
11. Do you?
Only Oatmeal Rasin cookies.
-Cec
1. Who the hell are you, and what do you do?
I am caucasian, 6 feet 1 inch tall, 18 years of age, and I go to college part time.
2. What is your quest?
To own the greatest hammock in the land.
3. What is your favorite color?
Green
4. Do you collect anything?
Rocks, coins, and old games.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you
Hang with friends, T.V./games, outdoor nonsense.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
The polio virus.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer?
No, I have always found that people who use those are the same people I kill in my dreams.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. Guilty
b. A robot
c. Guilty
d. Innocent
e. Sean Connery, Guilty
8. Complete the sentance:
I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my screaming komodo was set free really made it impossible for my to fully bury two old people in the shadow of the Inca temple.
9. Do I like oatmeal?
I have no idea what you like.
10. Do you?
If nothing is left but that, I'll consume it without anger.
Edited, Fri Feb 25 13:02:30 2005 by Ashio
I am caucasian, 6 feet 1 inch tall, 18 years of age, and I go to college part time.
2. What is your quest?
To own the greatest hammock in the land.
3. What is your favorite color?
Green
4. Do you collect anything?
Rocks, coins, and old games.
5. After a long day of slaveing away at a task, what do you
Hang with friends, T.V./games, outdoor nonsense.
6. In a battle to the death between the following board personalities, who would make the best Ice Sculpture on tuesdays?
The polio virus.
7. Do you carry a PDA or some sort of organizer?
No, I have always found that people who use those are the same people I kill in my dreams.
8. Guilty or Innocent:
a. Guilty
b. A robot
c. Guilty
d. Innocent
e. Sean Connery, Guilty
8. Complete the sentance:
I wanted to give it a shot, but the fact that my screaming komodo was set free really made it impossible for my to fully bury two old people in the shadow of the Inca temple.
9. Do I like oatmeal?
I have no idea what you like.
10. Do you?
If nothing is left but that, I'll consume it without anger.
Edited, Fri Feb 25 13:02:30 2005 by Ashio
Hi! Was this the vapid thread created by (who else but) Kao and intended to allow the desperatly unknown newbie and patheticly dramatic attention ***** alike the chance to bore us with their inane opinions while once again giving Kao a stab at creating something humorous?
Yea? Oh goodie! Let me know if anyone manages to ***** up and posts something entertaining.
Yea? Oh goodie! Let me know if anyone manages to ***** up and posts something entertaining.
Quote:
Hi! Was this the vapid thread created by (who else but) Kao and intended to allow the desperatly unknown newbie and patheticly dramatic attention ***** alike the chance to bore us with their inane opinions while once again giving Kao a stab at creating something humorous?
yup. join the crowd. you know you want to
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