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I would like to thank all participants in this thread for giving me the best forum laugh in months.

Kelv, Bohd, DsD and any others not mentioned as i couldn't see past the tears.

C.. Doing anything else will only lead to problems. She might start thinking you like it or something until you finally just get turned off by the idea of her handling your Mr. Happy. Be a little diplomatic about it, but you do not owe her bad sex just to save her feelings. Then again, maybe you should give her some lube next time and see if it doesnt get better for ya.

figured Id save the real life experience for ya. Yeah dont let a chick mishandle the goods though.

Edited, Mon Jan 24 18:32:10 2005 by Lefein

i never thought he'd have 2 cents to add to a sex discussion. I thought they castrated you at neocon camp so you'd get the right level of frustration and jealousy needed to rain on the rest of society's parade. oh well :p

also: i've yet to find decent links to any videos of the afore-mentioned positions (i REALLY want you guys to see the flying squirrel). Most of the positions require a couple extra people just for spotting, support, and cushioning, so trying to find just one more person to operate a video camera is kinda irresponsible, as it seems another spotter is always needed. here's something to pique your interest(s), tho:

Amateur in action
i can get twice the extension as this guy when i'm suited up and properly excited, he's such a n00b.

you can try silica gel, jademage, or any other dessicant. but that might be considered cruel.

I do perform cunnilinctus thats what gets her going also I'm a huge fan of four play, If sex dosen't take the better part of 2-3 hours than it was only a quicky. Also four play starts from the moment you wake up in the morning. I bring my girl a cup of tea in bed and if she wants I'll get her br4eakfast together for her. Trust me guys its the little things that pay off. I once spent an entire weekend just being nice to a young woman never expecting anything, just trying to be a good guy. Wow was I pleaseantly surprised when Sunday night Monday morning came around. Let me tell ya its not about when and where the car stops it about the trip that its been on.

Its a little of both to be honest with ya, I like to last that long kind of a show offy thing, also I love to **** than have oral than just play around and touch,and massage than maybe work with our hands. Gawd I think I better run home before some one in my office notices ... Well any way, gotta go. Don't get me wrong quickies have there time and place but so do long slow passionate fucks as well. Although I haven't had a quicky in a while. I wouldn't want to disappoint the girl.

Like I said its not just straight fucking theres a lot of playing around and stuff, also she usually has 3-4 orgasims during all this time. I know my e-***** is showing. I'm honestly not trying to say that I'm some kind of sex Gawd, I'm just saying... wait what was I saying oh well, I guess I just like sex and lots of it. So whats the wildest thing any of you have tried or done and did you like it??

Yeah well a glass of ice water and some deep breathing will help all so I just got a filling cabinet dumped on my desk pretty much. Ahh the joys of working in a law office...

Right. Like you're an expert on my sex life. Didn't you say once you were turned on my long johns? Just goes to show you're easily turned on.