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Only water that's going to work is if it is in a tub, filled with bubbles, warm to hot, and you're there engaging in extra foreplay. Or if it is in the form of an icecube and you are applying it to your gf in some erotic manner

These are some funky names for weird activities.


WTF?

The hell is a Flying Squirrel? Is it that you stand on one end of the room, and beat off, while your partner stands on the other end of the room with his/her mouth wide open and attempt to catch your "flying squirrel?"

...I'm not even going to attempt to figure out the Free-Falling Rhino, I only hope you have health insurance.

ACK! More animal sex ineudo! (SP is wrong, I know. Bite me.)

Of course you'd sprain a ******** off of "Free Falling Rhino." I would too, if I had to lay on the ground with an erection and try to "catch" a 400lbs person jumping off of a second story balcony.


"Spinning Giraffe?" "Spazticated Koala?" It sounds like all these animals are dieing of something.

What happened to the days where I would say "***** >>> ******" versus "snake entering the forbidden cave?"




Alright, so what do these beastiliaty cliches mean now?

Getting your nose full of cu[b][/b]nt juice is just awesome!

Since were on the subject, a girl I'm dating but hadn't seen for 2 weeks was at my house all weekend, and from experience, it does get sore after 6 good rompings in 2 nights.


Now for a slight hijack.


Ever have a girl jerk you off, but she yanked on the thing like it was detachable?

Do you;

a. Turn to your masochistic side, be a man and deal with it.
b. Get the inevitable over with, yank her hand off of your **** and ***** her brains off.
c. Forget feelings of pitty, teach her how to do it correctly, then demand a BJ.

I've been wanting to try "c" but I'm not sure if I have feelings for her yet.

ouch sing :)

well, if the BJ isn't offered freely, then try to lube up some other way before she gets started. obviously it gets much more difficult to cause pain or damage, then.

personally i've only found girls (few, but still, plural :p) who seem to understand that the genitals are not to be treated disdainfully or inconsiderately. since theirs are much more sensitive/delicate/poorly-guarded, i kinda assume this would be their take on it.

but yeah, c is the money choice, no doubt :)

Bro, this is NOT a choice to blow off lightly. It's your RESPONSIBILITY to either stop letting this female give your handjobs or to give her instruction in proper technique. If you don't, she may go on maiming peckers for years and years before she's stopped.

Sheesh, how would YOU feel if you thought you were doing something right in the sack for a good long while and then someone finally stopped you to say, 'No, that's all wrong. As a matter of fact, I think you've managed to injure some tissue with your ineptness.'

If you have any sense of decency, teach the girl what a proper hanjob is. The penii of the world thank you in advance.

Besides if you don't tell her, what will she think of you when she DOES eventually find out? That you were too embarassed to tell her (wimp) or that her technique was an ok experience to you (can't even jerk off correctly)? Neither looks good on the resume`.

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Of course I did. You hit it right on the head

Ok. First off, grats I suppose. Yeah, there should be a freaking parade or something...

Put in perspective though, I had my first threesome at age 17, so you're still a bit behind there. Yeah. Catholic HS chicks are just that freaky! ;)


How many times did you guys have sex? While I have become sore a few times after sex, it was usually because I'd had sex with my girlfriend like 6 times that day, after already having sex 3+ times for a week or so (only time in my life that I *didn't* want to have sex. I was actually worn out!). A couple days later, I was ready to go again though...

Was she a virgin too? That can possibly cause extra pain (and not just for her). Inexperienced women can tend to clamp down a bit (cause they're nervous), which can cause soreness for the guy. If that's the case, just keep working at it. It'll get much much better.

There's of course the mentioned dry humping issue, but I can't see how it's likely that the sex could have been bearable for the girl if you were that sore afterwards. Dry humping tends to be much much more painful for the female then the male.

There is a possiblity that the type of condom you were using can cause pain. A condom that's too tight will end up causing pain where it's rolled up (presumably near the base of the *****). What'll happen is that area will get irritated and sore from the rubbing of the rolled up portion. You can alleviate this a bit by working on your motion during sex (try different positions even!). Obviously, trying different condom types can help as well. It's not just size, but thickness that makes a huge difference. Try the sheer/light/whatever type (they're thinner, so they don't have as thick a roll). That might prevent some pain.

The other issue is a possibility with something internal. Is the pain an irritation or soreness in the ***** itself? Or do you feel it more in the ******** area? Sometimes, guys can have problems with extended erections and ejaculation pain. What happens is that when having sex, the ***** is kept in an erect state longer then it probably does normally (you'd think so at least!). This can cause a constriction in the ***** and shifting of the position of the testes in relation to the *****. Sometimes, that will cause the buildup and release of ***** and ultimately ejaculate to be more painful and cause soreness after the fact. It's somewhat related to a retrograde ejaculation. Basically, until you actually ejaculate, everything else generated is being forced back since your tubing is constricted. It could even be a retrograde ejaculation as well (If very little came out at the end). That can cause quite a bit of pain.

There isn't a whole lot you can do about this except to calm down a bit (overstimulation from a first time could make the whole works swell a bit more then normal). I wouldn't panic just yet, but if in a year or so you still have regular pain and soreness after sex, you can see a doctor and they may be able to help you out. Oddly enough, if this is the case, more foreplay can actually be *worse* with this condition, although greater familiarity and comfort with sex in general will tend to reduce it's effect in the long term.

I'd just recommend taking everything slow and working out what feels good, and works for you and your partner, and doesn't end up with either of you in pain afterwards. Hey. It gives you lots of excuses to keep having sex ("Yeah. Um... We need to try this again, only this time...").

Well. They are. Italian chicks are pretty intense as well (in a "I'm really a good girl but..." kind of way...).

could never forget redheads... Ever.

Italian chicks.... don't mention those