Johnny Carson dies at 79
I grew up begging my folks to let me stay up and watch his show. They usually wouldn't let me, so I'd sneak out and hide behind my Dad's chair watching it till I got caught. Every night I'd stay at my Grandma's she'd sit up and watch it with me eating ice cream. The man was funny as hell, and he was a great TV personality.
Every man has his time, it's sad to see him gone.
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Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Booo!
That officially sucks
That officially sucks
I got really tanked over the past couple of days. I state this as a precursor to my actual post. It should explain certain things like why I'm still in the bed at 2PM and watching a Wayne Newton biography on E!
So, I'm layin in the bed this afternoon. I don't feel like doin anything. My head hurts pretty bad and I'm pretty sure the rest of me would too if I investigated the situation. E! has a biography on Wayne Newton playing. It seems no worse than anything else that's on prior to watching the Falcons get their asses handed to them at 3 on Fox so I watch it.
Now, I've always held the personal belief that Wayne Newton is actually the devil, but I'm an open-minded sort of character, so I thought this would be akin to giving the defense time on the stand. Halfway through this thing I'm really thinking about swinging by the local catholic church just to see if they really have the holy water up front in those big bowls that look so accecssible to anyone who may need to get a couple of gallons to sprikle around all the entrances to their dwelling. There's something about the way Wayne looks into the camera and smiles that makes me want to pull the covers over my head. He scares me, ok?
Anyway, the program is talking about the late 60s and early 70s when Wayne was subject to ridicule from several comedians, both stand-up and late night. This was before he learned to moderate his voice away from soprano and also was carrying a good bit of extra weight. Everyone made jokes about his masculinity, to the point where he and Liberace were interchangeable in the same jokes. He'd send messages to whoever cracked the jokes asking them not to make jokes about him any more. The only one who blew off his 'request' was Johnny Carson. While this is playing, I start to develop some empathy. Maybe he's just a creepy Vegas singer, right? Wrong. Dreadfully wrong.
E! Breaking Entertainment News!
Johnny Carson has died.
Coincidence? I think not. The Prince of Darkness has wrapped his hand around the heart of the true king of late night and squeezed.
If any of you have any illegal Wayne Newton .mp3s, I suggest erasing them now.
So, I'm layin in the bed this afternoon. I don't feel like doin anything. My head hurts pretty bad and I'm pretty sure the rest of me would too if I investigated the situation. E! has a biography on Wayne Newton playing. It seems no worse than anything else that's on prior to watching the Falcons get their asses handed to them at 3 on Fox so I watch it.
Now, I've always held the personal belief that Wayne Newton is actually the devil, but I'm an open-minded sort of character, so I thought this would be akin to giving the defense time on the stand. Halfway through this thing I'm really thinking about swinging by the local catholic church just to see if they really have the holy water up front in those big bowls that look so accecssible to anyone who may need to get a couple of gallons to sprikle around all the entrances to their dwelling. There's something about the way Wayne looks into the camera and smiles that makes me want to pull the covers over my head. He scares me, ok?
Anyway, the program is talking about the late 60s and early 70s when Wayne was subject to ridicule from several comedians, both stand-up and late night. This was before he learned to moderate his voice away from soprano and also was carrying a good bit of extra weight. Everyone made jokes about his masculinity, to the point where he and Liberace were interchangeable in the same jokes. He'd send messages to whoever cracked the jokes asking them not to make jokes about him any more. The only one who blew off his 'request' was Johnny Carson. While this is playing, I start to develop some empathy. Maybe he's just a creepy Vegas singer, right? Wrong. Dreadfully wrong.
E! Breaking Entertainment News!
Johnny Carson has died.
Coincidence? I think not. The Prince of Darkness has wrapped his hand around the heart of the true king of late night and squeezed.
If any of you have any illegal Wayne Newton .mp3s, I suggest erasing them now.
The Prince of Darkness is Satan. I don't think Satan killed Johnny Carson. I think it was more like Death who did that. The Grim Reaper and all that.
Why would Satan kill poor ol' Johnny?
All these questions!! Killing me!!
Why would Satan kill poor ol' Johnny?
All these questions!! Killing me!!
Carnac the Magnificent holds sealed envelope to his brow and says:
Breathing telling a joke seeing a sunrise
opens the seal
what are things Johnny Carson will never do again
A joke in poor taste for a funny man
Hiiiiiyyooooo
We are still cursed with McMahon though.
opens the seal
what are things Johnny Carson will never do again
A joke in poor taste for a funny man
Hiiiiiyyooooo
We are still cursed with McMahon though.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Think what you like about Ed McMahon, he was the perfect foil for Johnny Carson for many years, and that does take skill too.
This is a sad day. He was, and is irreplacable.
This is a sad day. He was, and is irreplacable.
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This is a sad day. He was, and is irreplacable.
Agreed. When Carson retired, I tried to give Leno a chance to be funny... apparently he doesn't know that's a part of the job description. He tries all sorts of witticisms, but with the horrible timing he has (combined with the chin domination of my living room) they never actually turn into humor - just slightly droll comments. He is a nice guy, but that's not entertaining in the slightest. Dave Letterman lost his sense of humor shortly after he ditched NBC. I'm only 30 and I miss Johnny!
Ahh, when Conan takes over for Jay Crapo I may actually watch the show again.
Johnny, wherever you are, please send down lightning bolts (or a swarm of bees) and help Conan take over sooner rather than later. ^^
http://dir.salon.com/people/bc/2001/02/20/carson/index.html
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If I could rearrange history, I'd add to the last episode of Carson's "Tonight Show" his ingenious 1991 monologue "What Democracy Means to Me," delivered as a tribute to the Soviet republics created after the fall of communism. As Doc and the band played "The Battle Hymn of the Republic" in the background, Johnny summed up the totality of life in the land of the free:
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties. ... Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto -- usually a mop or a leaf blower. It means that with proper timing and scrupulous bookkeeping, anyone can die owing the government a huge amount of money. ... Democracy means free television, not good television, but free. ... And finally, democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head -- this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle. I thank you.
Democracy is buying a big house you can't afford with money you don't have to impress people you wish were dead. And, unlike communism, democracy does not mean having just one ineffective political party; it means having two ineffective political parties. ... Democracy is welcoming people from other lands, and giving them something to hold onto -- usually a mop or a leaf blower. It means that with proper timing and scrupulous bookkeeping, anyone can die owing the government a huge amount of money. ... Democracy means free television, not good television, but free. ... And finally, democracy is the eagle on the back of a dollar bill, with 13 arrows in one claw, 13 leaves on a branch, 13 tail feathers, and 13 stars over its head -- this signifies that when the white man came to this country, it was bad luck for the Indians, bad luck for the trees, bad luck for the wildlife, and lights out for the American eagle. I thank you.
Yes I think Mr. Carson will always be remembered as one of the greatest comedians to ever live. The man was always charming, funny and energetic. Plus no one could beat there wife like Johnny.
I loved Johnny Carson! He had a truly remarkable wit. As a kid sometimes I had a hard time sleeping and Id walk into the den hazily and watch late night tv until I zonked out with my mom and sis. I just remembered the guy as so smart and so funny that on those restless nights I'd go to sleep with a smile on my face and the echo of laughter in my thoughts.
The guy had a real gift, and it's sad to see him go.
The guy had a real gift, and it's sad to see him go.
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Plus no one could beat there wife like Johnny.
wow. my grandma let me do the same thing kakarsmakar. that brought back memories.
/mourn Rick James
"I started out with nothin' and I still got most of it left" - Seasick Steve
Dutchess Zadiel wrote:
Plus no one could beat there wife like Johnny.
Oh how quickly we forget legends such as this man.
publiusvarus wrote:
we all know liberals are well adjusted american citizens who only want what's best for society. While conservatives are evil money grubbing scum who only want to sh*t on the little man and rob the world of its resources.
wesley willis was the "daddy" of rock n' roll...is there a relation here?
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