For all the Eagles Fans (Alla) out thereFollow

A guy from Philadelphia dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up rocks with a sledgehammer. To make it worse he cranks up the temperature and the humidity. After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he is suffering adequately.

The devil is aghast as the Philadelphian is happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil walks up to him and says, "I don't understand this. I've turned the heat way up, it's humid and you're crushing rocks; why are you so happy?"

The Philadelphian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies, "This is great! It reminds me of August in Philadelphia. Hot, humid, a good place to work. It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!"

The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Philadelphian's remarks... Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in mud up to his knees with dust blowing into his eyes, the Philadelphian is happily slogging through the mud pushing a wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks.

Again, the devil asks how he can be happy in such conditions. The Philadelphian replies, "This is great! Just like April in Philadelphia. It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!"

The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the Philadelphian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the Philadelphian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at what he sees.

The Philadelphian is dancing, singing, and twirling his sledgehammer as he cavorts in glee.

"How can you be so happy? Don't you know its 40 below zero!?" screams the devil.

Jumping up and down the Philadelphian throws a snowball at the devil and yells, "Hell has frozen over!! This means the Eagles won the Super Bowl!

E-A-G-L-E-S ... EAGLES!

(Yeah I'm a glutton for punishment)


Edited, Sat Jan 22 23:06:08 2005 by jewelofmh

The Eagles stink. The Eagles are worse then the Broncoes were at one point, the Bills and the Vikings. At least those teams lost 4 superbowls, instead of being Championship pretenders.

Andy Reid has no idea how to change a game plan midway through a game so that his team can win against a decent opponet.

McNabb is good, but not now nor ever will he be an elite quarterback in history. At the end of his run he will join the Danny Whites and Boomer Esiasons of the world as also rans.

The Eagle offensive plan is boring and unimaginative. T.O. was thier only saving grace, and he is more known for his dances and big game dropped balls then for his championships.

The defense is over rated, they rank in the top 10, but feast on the dredges of football like the Skins and Giants.

The Feebles will win only if Vick is hurt, or Mora starts calling the game like his daddy used to.

/yawn

Philly hockey fans are worse. Ever hear of the broad street bullies? It didn't just apply to the flyers!

Seriously though, the eagles have a good chance this year, so long as the management doesn't ***** it up like always.

Did you know there was a jail under the stands at their old Stadium (The Vet). So they act like idiots at home too not just in your stadium.

I've always rooted for the Falcons, not that it seems to do much good.

I'd laugh, but I'm so nervous right now I can hardly think straight. Maybe more liquor will help.

Hardest hit I've seen so far was when the fan ran out on the field. The security guard should suit up; the Falcons need all the help they can get.

Well fu[/u]ck me, the Falcons played like crap...

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