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CATFIGHT!!

make it good. I want boobies popping out!

Less talky, more sucky.



yeah, right there, oh! use the tongue, jerk it, ah..oh.....oh shi-jeezus, BLARGAGAGAGGAGAGGRRRRRRGGGG! *SPLAT GURGLEGURGLE GULP* ah, better.

Edited, Sat Jan 22 20:26:59 2005 by BelKain

I see that once again we meet Lady Darkflame. Was my ever aweing musk drawing you in. Smell it lady, take in the aroma of a panther on the prowel.

Youll be mine lady, all in good time.

Personally I dont think anyone has an E-***** big enough to fill the grand canyon of all E-carpets. From what I hear you have enough carpet to drape the Togh ma hall and with the festering welts to prove it.

I must say my Lady

That was a pretty lame come back on your behalf. In detailing the exploits of your risque sex ploits among the fellowing members of the male species you must have picked up some herbal delight here and there.

Why the boot tracks in your all but worn tapestry surely must demonstrate the wear and tear of your over used baby maker. In fact few men could look upon your so called "Carpet", known only by many as the "Dirty blanket of homeless people" without being instantly repelled by not only the scent, but by the fractured husks of skin left over from your most recent disease.

I believe if you were to report into a doctor then with your crecent alone could they find the cures to AIDS, Cancer and the mad cows disease.

You have fun detailing my sexual prowess. I am sure it will be a book you can take to bed and practice my techniques until you are somewhat more knowledgeable in how sexuality and sensuality actually work on the opposite sex. Yes, I know, your hand is not the most compatable companion in these ministrations, yet until you work on your dental hygenics and that aroma that wafts from your nether regions, I am afraid that is all you will be able to work with.


I find it highly amusing you include me in your list of friends with diseases. My health remains strong and my system immune, to those illnesses that which you speak. I do have knowledge of them, yes. How could I not when I spend time with the likes of you and your companions. Why, do you ask? Not for your company. Oh no, I could have a more complicated and titillating conversation with lead paint. I am here merely to observe and learn the ways of your bretheren, so that I may pass on any information I glean to those who are searching for a cure. A cure to those dispicable diseases you yourself carry, along with the disease of mental incapability.

We do hope one day to find the cure for all. We have been working on lab rats, but soon we will move on to humanoid experimentation. Would you like that I referr you as a potential candidate? I do hear they give out yummy dog biscuits, and lukewarm gravy for good behavior. I can see your eyes sparkle and the drool developing at the corner of your mouth as you dream of those treats. I will see if I can put in a good word for you.

Thanks for playing Zadiel. It's been awhile since I could have fun with words and it was very refreshing to get back into the creative mode.

Rack you for keeping up and giving right back.

Yes I think the last time I enjoyed a good tongue lashing in here was in the last presidential election. Bashing with Totem and Smash was more than enough to satisfy my heart of anger.

For those days to come back again.

By the way I did not know that you had pictures of your nether regions on the net. I was casually exploring google when I came across it. Surely you should see a doctor for that.

LadyDeadSideDemon


Edited, Sat Jan 22 22:28:02 2005 by Zadiel

Has someone been filling yourhead with wrong information dear? You poor misguided thing. How dare they take such an ignorant babe and make you believe that was nether regions. I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but that was actually a picture of the intestines of the labrats who unfortunately did not come through the testing I spoke of earlier.


I shouldnt tell you this, but it's being ground up for the hamburger surprise at the clinic. I wouldnt touch it if I were you. But keep that hush, if you could. Other Humanoids not eating may cause suspicion. You're just too damn cute for me to allow you to go unknowing into that situation.

I can see you are interested in knowing what nether regions are. I am pleased, as that may mean in the future you can learn to wash and take care of that odor I mentioned earlier. You do need to do something about that. It is potent enough that even via keyboard, I am having a hard time posting to you. Oh well, such is the sacrifice for science.

Well, since you show such interest in the subject I will show you my nether regions. Take a good long look at this . Much different from what you view when you look at yourself. Just keep in mind about the dental hygenics I mentioned. You might also want to see about getting a home spa loofah to get the dead, flaky skin off. Hmmm, actually relooking at you I would suggest a dermatologist.