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This sh[b][/b]it is so emo.

doodoohead!

Eat sh[b][/b]it and cleanse your bowels with an ***** and die.

So which type do you recomend. Fleet is the staple, but ducolax does have the bowel clensing kit. Then you have the regular or mineral oil, and if I need a childs ***** or not since I am such a tight ***. Oh all the choices.

I don't know about you, but I find that more erotic than offensive.


Of course you would know, you been bangin' my old man on the side?

Well now that we've got all this enuendo circling around us like drunk cheribums trying to stumble their way back home, I'm left with this enormous hard on. I still wouldn't fu[/i]ck you.

If left between a choice of your nasty used up *** tied up on my bed, and a week old whitetail deer carcass, I'd find a better use for my manhood. I can actually picture the maggots as they swarm around my ******** between each blunge into the bloated animals corpse, and still the sex would be better. You don't even bring anything worth to the table worth flaming except maybe a nice rack.

Left with the choice of christening your womb with juices or leaving this world via Earnest Hemingways method, I think you know what choice I'd make.

xoxoxoxox
-Lilf








Just between us, you're still pretty hot. ;)

Aaa... aaa... aaaahh... yeaa... thats how daddy likes it.

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You know Flea... whats that? Oh, I am so sorry. You know Dead, woman, this oepidial preocupation you have with me has got me thinking. Rather than renting you out to the boys on campus, I was thinking we could offer your services to older men. You obviously like men with a little experience, men who know what they are doing and know how to use what they got, you know men like Nobby....

Yea your right, but still, lets face it, you aren't getting any younger, actually we could go hiking in some of those canyons you call wrinkles... oh, don't get angry, I was only joking. Ha, ha. What was I saying? Oh yes, while left over pizza and free beer is fine and all I was thinking we could ask for money this way. You know the rent on your trailer isn't cheap and we could get rid of the meth lab in the back. I just don't think all those chemicals are doing you or the kids any good.

Child support? You have to be kidding. Your brother hasn't provided you any child support in months. I am also worried about little Totem. I don't think all that drooling is normal. Look, do it for baby Redyne. Do you really want her to grow up and still be following in your footsteps?

No, no, no way! We are not calling your mother and asking her for money! Succesfull or not Mistress Nadenu creeps me out. The last time we borowed money from her she made me grovel and beg and... I can't think about it now, it was to humiliating.

Her partner? You mean your aunt, Lady Darkflame? Hmmmm.... she is pretty hot, all that leather and the thought of what she can do with that... no, no, no! Between the begging and the whiping I would never be the same. We don't hve a choice anymore you will just have to suck it up. We need the money.

Get a job? Are you crazy? If I get a job who's going to manage your carrer?

Dead,

It's just a lull on these boards. But for anyone that can stick it through, there will be new and fresh personalities that frequent this board.Just watch and see.

And for the flame, fu[b][/b]ck the British!

The truth is Deadside, it's kinda hard to flame someone when you actually think of them as a decent person. Fact of the matter is, you're among some of my favourite posters here.

ok there were a couple half hearted attempts. Most flames here were yawn worthy though. I am surprised and saddened I give you all a free ride to have fun with your repartee, and yet I have not come across anything noteworthy.

The old hag housewife routine has been beaten to death. You all know I am not. Can not one of you come up with something unique and at least somewhat realistic? Can you not bash me? Where is your fire, Aslyumers? Where is your spark? I want to come back to these forums tomorrow morning and I want to cry! I want you to make me feel like a worthless *****! At least try!

What a sad day. I give you free reign and purposely come here for my flames and all I get is the bottom of the barrel. GFY? Hardly Emmy appealing. Maggots? Phhht. I used that flame with leeches (picture included) months ago and I did it better. Do I need to fan the flames of antagonism to get you people off your asses and post some worthy flames? What does it take to get a goddamn worthy flame that can make me say "Now that is worth something!!?"

Come on asshats! Get your creative juices flowing. We may be in a lull but that gives you no right to stand aside and allow your flmaes to go downhill. Practice, people, practice. I am willing to sacrifice my own ego to get you off the ground and remember who you were, and who you shall be once again!

I feared the day I began posting here, waiting for the flames. I loved to sit back and watch the animousity rage between felow posters. Sure, many take it lightly, but I remember people never daring to show their face again here. And I want you to try your f[b][/b]ucking best to do that to me! You have been given free reign to flame me like you have never flamed another before. I stand before you arms open wide, waiting to see who can do their worst and who does it best. Now stop with the absolute pathetic pityful wannabe flames and get going!

Er, could you give us more to flame you about actually.

You're nice, helpful and seemingly intelligent. You can hold a converstation, at least on the boards and you seem to say please and thank you.

Try at least saying you like to shave kittens, boil them and then drink the kitten tea water or something to that effect. (or is it affect, I can never remember.)

Lady D presented this earlier to me. I didn't really know how to respond, as it's kind of like beating up a 3rd grader when you are in the 6th grade. But, I initially decided to humor her. (Looking back on that last comment, I can't decide who that's a dig at).

So when she asked me if her butt looked big in her pants, I replied with "Definitely."

She looked dejected, so then she asked me if I loved her for her mind or her body. I answered "Neither, you're just willing to sleep with me doggy style. And let's face it, I'll take what I can get."

This somewhat cheered her (for reasons I don't understand myself) so then she asked me if I thought of other women when we had sex. I replied with "Of course not." which seemed to cheer her even more until "you can't really clasify the Olson twins as women yet since I could grab a 12 year old boy off the street and wet his hair down and slick it back, once you turned him around you can't really tell the difference." She looked a little dejected after that comment.

Then she asked if I would be satisfied just holding her. I asked if I could "play with your fun-bags" and she got a grim look on her face and said no. That doesn't qualify as just relishing in her company. Whatever the fu[i][/i]ck that was supposed to mean. So I asked if we could watch TV while doing it, and she said yes, that was fine. She seemed a little annoyed when I turned it to a Britney Spears video and began murmuring "Baby, I'll hit you one more time" while dry humping Lady D's backside.

This began to annoy her, so we changed the channel to the Discovery channel where they were airing a documentary on the mating habits of goats. This ended in the same result, so once again the channel changed, this time to MTV. Some show with the younger Simpson girl, which caused me to promptly fall asleep.

Maybe I'll try again tomorrow.