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#1 Jan 18 2005 at 11:30 AM Rating: Decent
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Just before she fell, she had called out to a friend, "Watch to see what I can still do,"


The 8 year old mentality astounds me. This would go beautifully in the Darwin awards.
#2 Jan 18 2005 at 11:34 AM Rating: Good
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Alcohol had to be involved
#3 Jan 18 2005 at 11:35 AM Rating: Good
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Alcohol had to be involved


While you are probably right, it wouldn't suprise me if she was sober. Speaking from experience, there are some pretty stupid girls in Florida.
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#4 Jan 18 2005 at 12:02 PM Rating: Decent
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"foul play is not suspected".. hmmm.

"she did a handstand on the balcony, i swear! she even said 'look what i can still do!!'"

i don't think there's any COMPELLING arguments for arrest, but i'm not yet satisfied that the story is complete :p
#5 Jan 18 2005 at 12:08 PM Rating: Decent
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Woman falls to her death doing handstand


That's some crazy ****. When I first glanced at the subject I thought it read: Woman falls to her death doing husband

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#7 Jan 18 2005 at 12:47 PM Rating: Decent
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That's some crazy sh*t. When I first glanced at the subject I thought it read: Woman falls to her death doing husband


lol, I thought the same thing..
#8 Jan 18 2005 at 2:34 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't see how this made the news. "Hey ya'll! Watch this!" are fairly common last words in the South.
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#9 Jan 18 2005 at 2:39 PM Rating: Good
Yet another testament that the gene pool is a self-weeding garden.
#10 Jan 18 2005 at 2:45 PM Rating: Excellent
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#11 Jan 18 2005 at 3:03 PM Rating: Decent
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I don't see how this made the news. "Hey ya'll! Watch this!" are fairly common last words in the South.



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#12 Jan 18 2005 at 4:22 PM Rating: Default
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#13 Jan 18 2005 at 4:34 PM Rating: Decent
At least she was more original then the regular deaths by jumping of high building.
#14 Jan 18 2005 at 7:11 PM Rating: Default
I think she voted for Bush!
#15 Jan 18 2005 at 7:16 PM Rating: Decent
I do find it a bit hard to not suspect fowl play. Why would you stand by a ledge/balchony to do something like that? My gawd, is it mean to say that if it wasn't fowl play, that it was at least a Survival of the fittest situation?
#16 Jan 18 2005 at 7:56 PM Rating: Excellent
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HeresJohnny the Silent wrote:
I don't see how this made the news. "Hey ya'll! Watch this!" are fairly common last words in the South.
Heh.. there's a radio host here from Wisconsin who's said a few times that the most common last words in Wisconsin are "Hold my beer and watch this".
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#17 Jan 18 2005 at 11:07 PM Rating: Good
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I do find it a bit hard to not suspect fowl play.


Smiley: lol
#18 Jan 18 2005 at 11:10 PM Rating: Decent
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I do find it a bit hard to not suspect fowl play
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#19 Jan 19 2005 at 12:30 AM Rating: Excellent
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Bad things always accompany the words, "Watch this!" Disaster is also guaranteed to happen when young males break out the video camera, booze and/or skateboards, bmx bikes, and roller blades.

Guaran-freaking-teed.

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#20 Jan 19 2005 at 1:17 AM Rating: Default
i'm just waiting for a lawsuit to be filed against the hotel for their gross negligence in allowing a grown woman to perform gymnastics on her balcony
#21 Jan 19 2005 at 1:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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i'm just waiting for a lawsuit to be filed against the hotel for their gross negligence in allowing a grown woman to perform gymnastics on her balcony


That'd be a pretty meritless lawsuit. Speaking as someone who works in a hotel, we're not responible for the stupid sh[i][/i]it you do.

However, if she had broken the railing in her little stunt, she (or in this case, whoever will be in charge of her estate) would have to pay for new railing.
#23 Jan 19 2005 at 2:04 AM Rating: Excellent
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Yeah, law suits require merit, especially in america


Yeah, if you want a lawyer to even take the case.
#25 Jan 19 2005 at 2:17 AM Rating: Excellent
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You need to be ************ back into reality psychojester


You think you got the balls? Step up then, *****.

Only a fu[/i]cking ambulance chaser would take on a case like that. Any other self-respecting lawyer (I know, it's almost an oxymoron) would laugh in the person's face.

[i]Edited, b/c I r t3h sp3ll3s7!


Edited, Wed Jan 19 02:25:09 2005 by PsychoJester
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