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How short are you Tacolick?
Bah. Is this really the best thing you could come up with? But to answer your question as has been documented many times on this forum I am 6'2 and 225lbs. A bit bigger than I want to be. I run a martial arts school whose webpage I have posted multiple times. I am the product of a normal family, I have an older brother who is also a black belt and used to post here as well. I have a wife, no kids as of yet. I have brown hair and blue eyes. I went to the same high school that produced Michael Jordan and I was voted "Best Sense of Humor." I like to fight, I like to play basketball. I am better at the former. I am a high school P.E teacher and I coach tennis. I will be turning 30 in March and I am starting to gray a good bit. I am stronger than you, smarter than you, better looking than you and can probably even beat you at shuffleboard. For any more personal information I am going to have to refer you to my fanclub.
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Guess Taco hasn't seen The Big Lebowski.
This is a fact that I am proud to admit.
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Oh no, I'm so hurt being made fun of over the INTERNET by someone who sits in his mother's basement all day, acne covered sporting the beer belly, flaming people because of their usernames. The Dude comes from the movie the Big Lebowski, the "ster" part is just slang junkies use, ***** please
Original material alert!!! Boy not a single person has ever used this response! I mean its GENIUS, pure GENIUS! I bet all of the other asylum posters are simultaneously spitting foreign substances onto their monitors for having read this ejaculation of comic creativity.
Now, really, if you are going to pull the "I bet you are a dork in his mothers basement, while I am a cool guy who goes by the name dudester" then I am going to have to take the moral high road and take a picture of the infamous Tacosid **************** reaching an unheard of level and post it on this site for all to see. You may not refer to anyone as a dork on this site when your name is dudester...it is just not fair. Moreover if you think that my discrimination against your moniker is unwarranted then I suggest you start posting in the Out of Topic forum, as I hear the water their is tepid at best and the crowd may never even notice the stupidity you cast upon yourself. Either way I wish you good luck.
Now to Lieutenant Goose.
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Thanks jackass... A better name? Like what? I wasn't trying to make fun of his name, I just think the name Tacosid is ******* retarded. I was just implying he must be a ******* midget for punching someone in the balls.
If you saw the actual Tacosid restaurant with the big mexican undertaker holding a burrito you would see the light. But I digress as of course being Lieutenant Goose is much cooler. Hell, with the amount of joy and entertainment you spread on this forum you should think about promoting yourself to Captain. As for the comment on punching someone in the balls, I guess the severity of the situation went over your head. This of course does not surprise me as you do not exactly come off on this forum as an intellectual giant.
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Instead of acting all uber by pickin' on the little kid, why don't you make like a tree and **** right off.
What in the hell is that supposed to mean? If you are being intentionally obtuse in a fashion that is meant to confuse and irritate your detractors while simultaneously making the rest of the forum scratch their heads then your comment was an outstanding success.
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Don't tell me you "Touched a nerve," because you have done no such thing. I could infact say that to you on every single post you make but I don't because I like to be a tad more original.
Apparently his nerves are much like the stereotype rape victim on T.V. You can deny that you have been touched, but everyone in the veiwing audience knows better.
Tacosid