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#1 Jan 14 2005 at 3:34 PM Rating: Excellent
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I am shipping my home computer to my son in Hawaii today, so I will not be posting as frequently as I might like. Coupled with the company changeover that is happening this next week means computer access is going to be severely limited-- at least until my laptop gets back from HP (its' mobo fried).

So if you don't hear from me for a while, don't take it that I have gone the route of our good friends Smasharoo and Pickleprince.

AMF, fellow Asylumers.

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#2 Jan 14 2005 at 3:38 PM Rating: Excellent
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Make sure to delete the gay bestiality **** first!

Unless your son is into that sort of thing as well
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#3 Jan 14 2005 at 3:39 PM Rating: Good
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Better stop by TT as well. SallyPoo was sad you didnt show up today.
#4 Jan 14 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Totem will be absent!!!

DEAR BOB NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Who will be the Voice of Reason in your stead? I don't have the post count or capacity to lead...alright I'll do it, I'll ****** lead as Two Kings. -my little tribute to Tenacious D
#5 Jan 14 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Bya Totem see you in a while.
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#6 Jan 14 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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Vaya con dios Totem. Make sure you're not riding that frog-copter out into the sunset.
#7 Jan 14 2005 at 3:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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SallyPoo is very needy. She's gonna go through withdrawl for the next couple of weeks.

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#8 Jan 14 2005 at 3:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Adios, for now.
#9 Jan 14 2005 at 4:14 PM Rating: Excellent
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What route did Smash and Pickle take, anyways? I must have missed their farewells.
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#10 Jan 14 2005 at 4:19 PM Rating: Good
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What route did Smash and Pickle take, anyways? I must have missed their farewells.
They confessed their undying love for each other and eloped. How the fu[b][/b]ck could you miss that?
#11 Jan 14 2005 at 4:31 PM Rating: Good
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Hurry back, we'll keep your seat warm.

DarkRein, I don't know who the fu[u][/u]ck you are, but rate up for the Tenacious D reference.
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#12 Jan 14 2005 at 4:45 PM Rating: Default
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Totem

How can you leave us in a time like this.
People who contribute daily to threads to keep the interest level high are leaving every day.

First it was Smash , then Pickleprince. Even Skeet hasn’t been whoring the boards as of late. Now you the leave, even temporarily is a huge loss to this board. As more and more of the normal posters continually disappear the Asylum starts to shrink and shrink.

The FFXI boards have become a proverbial fountain of fecal matter that continues to rise. Even now we see some of its spillage in our own board.

Your departure leave behind a dark and acrid pit of despair filled with hideous little creatures eternally biting and clawing each to death and all the time consuming one another in a orgasmic test of will. The only things being heard in the blackness bening an occasional GFY.

When you finally find your way back you may find a desert ghost town thriving with the seepage of idiocy. Sheriff Quaz and his hundreds of deputy socks will be running the show and no longer will you know the Asylum for what you left, having been renamed

FFXI-2 boards
#13 Jan 14 2005 at 11:50 PM Rating: Excellent
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Smiley: glare

This place shall nevah become FFXI 2! Nevah, nevah, NEVAH!

I won't be gone completely since I still unfortunately must punch the time clock so that I can spend my days punching the clown. However, I did ship my home comp off to Hawaii today ($150! Ow!), so I have no means of surfing at home until my laptop gets back from HP, which might take up to two months.

I suppose I'll have to just redouble my efforts to increase the quality of my posts, as few as they may become.

And what's with this god-awful business of using my face as fodder for avatards? I should sue each and every one of you who defame my soft and pasty body for laughs. For shame!

Totem
#14 Jan 15 2005 at 12:15 AM Rating: Decent
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I'll miss your wit you big black poodle you. Cya in a few
#15 Jan 15 2005 at 12:19 AM Rating: Decent
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Take care mon' capi-tain, you Cadillac of men.
Always looking forward to more of your wit!
#16 Jan 15 2005 at 12:33 AM Rating: Excellent
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How did you manage to fry the motherboard on a laptop?
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#17 Jan 15 2005 at 12:35 AM Rating: Decent
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Poodle pron
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#19 Jan 15 2005 at 9:26 AM Rating: Good
Totem...waiting in anticipation of your posts will be the new high point of my day!

Unless Nobby can lure Dracoid back so I can have someone to ***** at!

Take care, I luv ya! Hurry back!!
#20 Jan 16 2005 at 9:39 PM Rating: Good
Who's Totem?















Just kidding bro! [:twofingergunsalutecopletewithhammersdropping:] @ Totem!
#21 Jan 16 2005 at 10:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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To+em. Props on your latest gimmick to up your searchability, you crafty bastage.



Skeet wanted me to tell you that I posted this as he kissed my nipple, but then the whole forum would know that we just shook hot coconuts from the veiny love tree.
#22 Jan 16 2005 at 10:08 PM Rating: Default
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To+em. Props on your latest gimmick to up your searchability, you crafty bastage.




Haha.

See ya later then Totem.

#23 Jan 16 2005 at 11:55 PM Rating: Good
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Looking forward to reading your posts again soon, hurry back asap.
#24 Jan 17 2005 at 1:13 AM Rating: Default
Why are all the reasons I came here in the first place dissapearing?
#25 Jan 17 2005 at 9:12 AM Rating: Good
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Don't worry about Smash and PP, they will be back by next Presidental election...


((Well, PP might be here as soon as he's done with a pumpkin harvest... >.>))

Either way...Totem, we are very proud of you in the sence that not many poodles learn how to type...even less english. Once your done at the salon, but sure to come back! Smiley: grin
#26 Jan 17 2005 at 9:50 AM Rating: Decent
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is it too late, or does anyone feel like a game of last? keep in mind i'm not allowed to start games of last, especially not in totem's post. so someone else would have to make it an official game of last if they want to. but i did hear that he's good at games of last, so i figure this is opportunity to whoever usually comes in 2nd at last. just saying :p
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