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Hey, try not to be too hard on him, Sammy.

Twiztid

My name starts with a T, so people feel inclined to call me T-dog more often than any other name. I've had a few names, some imposed upon me by others, some imposed upon others by me.

T
T-dog
T-bone
Mr. Wilson - from Dennis the Menace. the pain, the torture.
the Pyro
Can opener - I had really ****** up teeth. now they are just moderately ****** up.
Shoulda Been White
8 ball - I hated this one. got it for making makeshift pipes and bongs out of ANYTHING. They thought I smoked crack, but it was just weed. Sad thing is I began to respond after a couple weeks.
Lava - I always said that one day I would have people call me by my middle name. My favorite.
Qolde Phire - Pronounced cold fire. yeah, my musical pseudonym. feels good when the few who knew it called me qolde.

and now they call me Terry at work, because thats how I answer the phone. It sounds smooth and gentle. Good for a sales position.

I'm not really ********* it's just the topic at hand.


Your right, nobody has forgotten my name...and that's EXACTLY the problem!

At my job, I sometimes have to unload shipments from trucks. Most of the truck drivers are pretty static, so you get to know them and vise versa.

There was this one dude, who seemed to just love my name.

The greeting was always the same:

"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLLVIS!!!"

o_o;;

Then, as I'm driving the fork lift, he'd do this weird funky dance while singing "Ain't nothing but a hound dog...", which he didn't know the words to, so most of the song was mumbled loudly.

It was hilarious...first 2...maybe even 5 times.

I've been working at this job for well over a year...

*cough*

Sh[b][/b]it gets old after a while.

It's not the name itself that sucks, per se, but just hearing the same old jokes as far back as I could possibly remember. (Hell, my first Elvis joke was in Kindergarden...well...first one I remember.)

Wouldn't be the first time I had to resist the temptation of stabbing him with the fork lift itself.

He's kinda big, which is why I haven't done it. I'm not good at the "hide the body" thing.

lol. Well impaling somebody (especially a big guy) with a forklift would likely leave a big splash mark and a trail of 'drippings' wherever you carted the soon to be lifeless corpse. I bet the noise would be quite spectacular though. *kersploosh*

Try a clamp lift - then you can crush him in place without allowing the juice to mess up your warehouse. ^^

Not really a nickname but I have a problem with my name. My birth name is Tristan Daniel. But I havent been called Tristan since I was in 2nd grade and got mad cause the teacher said it was a girls name. Now every time I start a new job, even though I cleary emphasize the fact I go by Dan, some fu[/b]cking idiot still insists on trying to call me Tristan. Stupid fu[b]ckers.

Tristan was Brad Pitt's character in Legends of the Fall

So RAWR.

At least you've got "Daniel" to fall back on.

My nephew's name is Tristan Oberon.

Yeah, that's right, Oberon, king of the faeries.

Any wonder we don't speak to his mother anymore?

Translation, please. I can decipher some of it but not enough to make sense.

My little brother's name is Tristan.

                                     ↓His opinion is ****.↓