...I bugger farm animals. I will say this once and won't say it again-- I was only helping the sheep over the fence, I swear it on Petáin's name.
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There's obviously a story behind this. Is there a news article we can review?
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He's obviously referring to Maggie "The Ice Queen" Thatcher's son and his excuse:
"I gave him money for a helicopter. But I swear I thought it was for a rescue mission! Even though I KNOW my friend was responsible for all sorts of atrocities."
"I gave him money for a helicopter. But I swear I thought it was for a rescue mission! Even though I KNOW my friend was responsible for all sorts of atrocities."
If you take them to a cliff and position them right they'll back into ya. Less work that way.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
Huh! A variation on the "stump broke" technique. Verra niiiiice. "Cliff broke" sheep.
Actually I was attempting to lay to rest those spurious rumors swirling about the internets about me and my sexual proclivities, regardless of my affliation with Eurocopter/Aerospatial. I only fly them, not design them and subsequently surrender.
Totem
Actually I was attempting to lay to rest those spurious rumors swirling about the internets about me and my sexual proclivities, regardless of my affliation with Eurocopter/Aerospatial. I only fly them, not design them and subsequently surrender.
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I was only helping the sheep over the fence, I swear it on Petáin's name.
It appears I have converted yet another.
Welcome Totem
A wise man once said, "You don't have to lie to kick it."
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No matter your habits, whether it be inserting your engorged, tiny genitals into shaven barnyard animals, or associating with foreign, snail-eating ostriches, you will always be welcome in the Asylum. Thank you for insight as to the real reason the maginot line was such a failure, it's always nice to get the perspective of someone who was actually there.
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Cliff broke" sheep.
My name is cliff, RACK you totem for making me waste my coffee.
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There there Totem, we understand.
When you get a traditional Alabama christmas gift like a pair of hip waders, you don't want to be rude and not try them out!
Bubba might not take you with him on any more cow tipping raids.
We interrupt this program to bring you this news alert!
France Raises Terror Alert Level
AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
The elevated level was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of Frances' white flag factories, disabling their military.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.
Totem
France Raises Terror Alert Level
AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
The elevated level was precipitated by the recent fire which destroyed one of Frances' white flag factories, disabling their military.
We now return you to your regularly scheduled programing.
Totem
Ahhh, ****. Double posting again. RACK my ever-increasing post count.
Totem
Edited, Sun Jan 16 03:26:51 2005 by Totem
Totem
Edited, Sun Jan 16 03:26:51 2005 by Totem
Totem wrote:
France Raises Terror Alert Level
AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
AP and UPI reported that the French Government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "run" to "hide." The only two higher levels in France are "surrender" and "collaborate."
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