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#1 Jan 13 2005 at 3:49 PM Rating: Excellent
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MILWAUKEE (AP) -- An Illinois man and his girlfriend received nearly $1,400 in speeding tickets within about three hours on Interstate 90 in Wisconsin, authorities say.

Piotr Pac, 21, of Prospect Heights, Ill., was cited New Year's Day for allegedly going 100 mph in Rock County at 5:59 a.m., 84 mph in Columbia County at 6:56 a.m. and 77 mph in Sauk County at 7:28 a.m., the Wisconsin State Patrol said.

His girlfriend, Emilia A. Goralczyk, 18, of Mount Prospect, Ill, was cited for allegedly driving the same 2004 Nissan Altima at 108 mph in Dane County at 9:05 a.m.
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Pac, who faces $902 of the $1,393 in speeding tickets issued, said he had not yet decided whether to pay them or ask judges for leniency.


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I wonder how much time he lost waiting for the cops to write him up for tickets? And what kind of nut thinks he can get away with speeding on New Year's Day?

Edited, Thu Jan 13 15:49:39 2005 by Jophiel
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#2 Jan 13 2005 at 3:52 PM Rating: Excellent
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Maybe they were on their way to Hotel California to meet the New Kid In Town?

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#4 Jan 13 2005 at 4:01 PM Rating: Excellent
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Never would have happened if they'd been driving their Old '55.
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#5 Jan 13 2005 at 4:02 PM Rating: Excellent
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He's staying at The Last Resort, isn't he?
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#6 Jan 13 2005 at 4:04 PM Rating: Decent
Last I heard he was crashing with Totem and they were gonna walk the beaches of paradise....
#7 Jan 13 2005 at 4:05 PM Rating: Excellent
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WarMaverick the Charming wrote:
They probably just wanted to fly like an eagle, to the sea.
Smiley: dubious
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#8 Jan 13 2005 at 4:07 PM Rating: Excellent
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WarMaverick the Charming wrote:
They probably just wanted to fly like an eagle, to the sea.
Smiley: dubious
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#9 Jan 13 2005 at 4:09 PM Rating: Good
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Piotr Pac, 21, of Prospect Heights, Ill., was cited New Year's Day for allegedly going 100 mph in Rock County at 5:59 a.m., 84 mph in Columbia County at 6:56 a.m. and 77 mph in Sauk County at 7:28 a.m., the Wisconsin State Patrol said.
"But your honor I did slow down"
#10 Jan 13 2005 at 4:12 PM Rating: Excellent
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I hope there is no problem, I cannot get another ticket in mein Porsche... I am sorry about ze speeding, officer, I am just so used to driving on ze Autobahn...Perhaps there is something, my vife could do for you...or, to you...or something you vould like to do to her?
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#11 Jan 13 2005 at 4:19 PM Rating: Excellent
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Okay, who wants a mustache ride?!

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#12 Jan 13 2005 at 4:45 PM Rating: Decent
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Maybe they were on the highway to the DANGERZONE.
#13 Jan 13 2005 at 4:46 PM Rating: Decent
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As an avid speeder myself, I'm homing the judge will Take it Easy on them.

#14 Jan 13 2005 at 4:55 PM Rating: Excellent
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Doubt it. That Piotr Pac sounds like quite the Desperado. And Emilia A. Goralczyk has Witchy Woman written all over her.
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#15REDACTED, Posted: Jan 13 2005 at 4:57 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Say what?
#16 Jan 13 2005 at 5:11 PM Rating: Good
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I wonder what the rush was? Why couldn't they just take it easy?

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Yur one of dem slow ones aint'cha?




Edited, Thu Jan 13 17:12:49 2005 by GitSlayer
#17REDACTED, Posted: Jan 13 2005 at 5:13 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Fo sho, cockmunch
#18 Jan 13 2005 at 5:16 PM Rating: Good
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Got me before I corrected it eh, ********* GFY*

and I mean that in the nicest way possible.
#19 Jan 13 2005 at 5:18 PM Rating: Good
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Perhaps they should just fly next time. They'd be better off in The Long Run.
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#20 Jan 13 2005 at 5:21 PM Rating: Decent
From what I've heard He was brutally handsome, and she was terminally pretty.
#21 Jan 14 2005 at 1:19 AM Rating: Decent
You sure they weren't taking the Highway to Hell in their Low Rider?
#22 Jan 14 2005 at 1:45 AM Rating: Excellent
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C'mon, man... I had a really rough night and I hate the fu[i][/i]cking Eagles!
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#23 Jan 14 2005 at 2:00 AM Rating: Good
To be honest, im surprised he didn't get it worse than that. I drive on that stretch frequently, and even on normal days those bastards will setup speed traps. I've gotten caught twice just going about 80, and its a 65... I think thats pretty weak myself =/
#24 Jan 14 2005 at 2:23 AM Rating: Good
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C'mon, man... I had a really rough night and I hate the fu[i][/i]cking Eagles!
I like your style, Dude.

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#25 Jan 14 2005 at 6:13 AM Rating: Good
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Do some of you really think those are Ealges songs, or are you just throwing random songs out there?

I think they had just put on Those Shoes and were driving down to The Sad Cafe
#26 Jan 14 2005 at 10:35 AM Rating: Excellent
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I was wondering the same, Nadenu.
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