Due to an epiphany at work yesterday, I have realized that in order to break the seal of middle management and rise up into the echelons, I probably need to expel some effort towards my job. That being said, I will be leaving the Asylum. Sorry I was never able to put the time and effort into posting like so many of you do. I never had time to write research papers and I don't like spending my time memorizing obscure details in order to one-up the next guy in the "Random Useless Facts" trivia game.
On my way out, a few thank you's....
Smash - For the warm welcome into the Asylum, my rating never full recovered from that one.
Pickle and Tricky - For the Tricky/Picky sandwich that occurred every time I ever posted. As much as I think you guys are pathetic and pitiful, I respect your creativity in interpretting the real world.
Mlynn - For sharing your boobies
Totem - For the endless laughs. Who knew a little black lap dog could be so funny. I am going to get myself one of them.
Moe- For showing the rest of these vaginas how to flame in style. You truly have a gift.
Laviont - For showing me that black guys can be complete tools too. Congrats on your victory btw
Exodus - For being the only one to ever actually answer any question. Good luck with your work out routines.
Bhod - For proving that Canadians might actually be able to contribute something to the rest of the world. Now to work on the rest of your countrymen.
Cthulhu - For your dedication in searching out and rating down my posts. Nice job. -.07 in 4 days shows the dedication and love you have for wasting your life in front of a monitor. Sorry about the career virgin thing too. You could always pay someone to try not to laugh at your little ****** long enough to put it in her ear. I think that counts.
Shadowrelm - For showing me how depressing life can be if you think everyone is out to get you. God damn I feel sorry for your wife. Heaven forbid you should bring any children into this world. 100:1 they are goth or drug addicts by age 11.
Proof/Varrus - For helping fight the good fight. The best way to argue with someone about politics is to be retarded and make tons of immature illogical sentences. Its no wonder no one is a Righty on this board. You've embarassed them all.
Sabo - Thank you letting all of us be gay vicariously through you. Good luck with your boy toy.
Nobby - For putting so much time and effort into making this board a hilarious place to visit. Half of the anonymous visitors are surely just here to see what you will come up with next.
Jophiel - For arguing with me about everything, its been fun
Aegis - For allowing me to meet a true bestiality participant. If there was a line to cross on Goat loving, you crossed it about 2 miles back.
Kao, Alla, Darkflame, Dana, Pikko and the rest -
You deserve the most credit in creating the greatest gaming site on the web today. No one can even touch this site and probably never will. The dedication and little things you guys (and girls) do really makes this place awesome.
And to Tarv, Zadiel, Qaoz, Debalic, Twiztid, Spawned, Keibah, Redyne, Angsty, Goose, Boondock, Scubamage, DSD, Nadenu, Atomicflea, Git, Kelvy, Patrician, Karg, Queen Skeet, SamiraX, WarMav ,Walkercrisps, Lilf, Lagduff, MissLMonkey, Imios and the rest -
Good luck to you all. Please for the love of god, get some sun, have a drink, and get laid.
Something a mentor of mine told me when I graduated college - "You can't get what you've never had if you don't do what you've never done." Hope it helps someone as much as it has helped me.
Edited, Thu Jan 13 11:16:42 2005 by NephthysWanderer