2005: "Hello? Is this 2001?"
2001: "Why yes, how can I help you?"
2005: "A vacuum tube wielding fat-kid with your name branded on it is asking for you."
2001: "Oh thank god you found him, he's been jumping around forums since I went on vacation!"
2005: "When do you want me to return him?"
2001: Please, don't. That **** wasn't funny in the first place.
*click*