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#1 Jan 12 2005 at 5:31 PM Rating: Default
Whats the deal?

Come around 3 oclock I have a dutch oven in my pants. It smells like flour. I was thinking its a combination of sweat and *** but the verdict is still out on that.

#2 Jan 12 2005 at 5:33 PM Rating: Decent
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#3 Jan 12 2005 at 5:33 PM Rating: Good
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Cncargo wrote:
Whats the deal?

Come around 3 oclock I have a dutch oven in my pants. It smells like flour. I was thinking its a combination of sweat and *** but the verdict is still out on that.


Now why good sir would your balls be smelling like sweat and ***?

Nevermind, excuse the joke, its refreshing to see someone so open about there sexual preferences. While I will never choose to swing that way, kudos to you for being loud and proud.
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#4REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 5:36 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) New std?
#5 Jan 12 2005 at 5:36 PM Rating: Default
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Nevermind, excuse the joke, its refreshing to see someone so open about there sexual preferences. While I will never choose to swing that way, kudos to you for being loud and proud.


tu' che,

quite a witty retort.

Unfourtunatly im not homosexual. Though If I was I would admit it. Nothing wrong with being gay. I think I whipe improperly. Im a front to back guy myself? Is this my flaw?
#6 Jan 12 2005 at 5:39 PM Rating: Good
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Cncargo wrote:


tu' che,

quite a witty retort.

Unfourtunatly im not homosexual. Though If I was I would admit it. Nothing wrong with being gay. I think I whipe improperly. Im a front to back guy myself? Is this my flaw?


No the problem is you forgot to take your pants off first.
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#7 Jan 12 2005 at 5:40 PM Rating: Good
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A$$ water is nasty. Especially when it gets coarse filtered by the hair around the balloon knot and osmosized off the ******* onto an unwashed jock. But my dog seems to enjoy its' taste...

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#8 Jan 12 2005 at 5:42 PM Rating: Good
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A$$ water is nasty. Especially when it gets coarse filtered by the hair around the balloon knot and osmosized off the ******* onto an unwashed jock. But my dog seems to enjoy its' taste...

Totem


That or he enjoys the peanut butter and scoobie snack inserted in your ***.
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#9 Jan 12 2005 at 5:42 PM Rating: Decent
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No front to back is right. You wiping only once though? Or are you making sure it's all off before you continue with your day?
#10REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 5:43 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Swamp *** is no good.
#11 Jan 12 2005 at 5:44 PM Rating: Excellent
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OP: if it's a bready smell, you might have some yeast action going on.
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#12 Jan 12 2005 at 5:46 PM Rating: Default
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No front to back is right. You wiping only once though? Or are you making sure it's all off before you continue with your day?


Thank you for taking it seriously. In general I whipe between 5-6 times with dual wrapped TP. Depending on the size of the bowel movement.
#13 Jan 12 2005 at 5:49 PM Rating: Decent
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If you're doing that and washing really good down there (yes, with soap and water) then I think Samirax may have hit it on the head. It could be som sort of yeast infection.

DO you sweat overly much down there?













#14REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 5:52 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) He doesn't really enjoy it, he just doesn't want to hurt your feelings.
#15 Jan 12 2005 at 5:53 PM Rating: Default
Thanks tools made the last 30 minutes of my day go by a lot faster.

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#16 Jan 12 2005 at 5:58 PM Rating: Excellent
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Thanks for posting, easier to rate you down when you start the thread. I wonder if i can get you sub default like i did Proof. That was a good day, just giving that last bad rating and seeing his next post being sub default.

I then turned my filter to default and never turned back. I know hes there but I cant read him, its grand.
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#17 Jan 12 2005 at 6:04 PM Rating: Decent
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eh, i like seeing waht I step on... the crunch noise isn't satisfying enough.
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#18 Jan 12 2005 at 6:12 PM Rating: Default
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DO you sweat overly much down there?


Only after he's had a long and generous probing by the ***-Master 2005tm complete with several differnet speeds and interchangeable heads.

Now available in super-reem speed.
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Only after he's had a long and generous probing by the ***-Master 2005tm complete with several differnet speeds and interchangeable heads.

Now available in super-reem speed.


And you would know?
#21 Jan 12 2005 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
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OP: if it's a bready smell, you might have some yeast action going on.


That's probably it. Men don't usually have this problem, but if you're uncut and/or a woman you've slept with has a yeast infection, might want to get that checked out. Especially if you're itchy at all.
#22 Jan 12 2005 at 7:25 PM Rating: Good
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I seem to remember hearing or reading that strong odor in the groin region on men is often caused my a chemical change in the body. This does occur occasionally, and is fairly common. It tends to fade after time once the body gets used to the chemical change.

I don't have a link or anything for it though, as I don't have the time to look it up as I get off work in 7 minutes.
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#23 Jan 12 2005 at 7:28 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, I think your answer is here.

You're obviously doing it wrong.
#24 Jan 12 2005 at 8:26 PM Rating: Decent
Perhaps you should stop dipping your balls in flour?
#25 Jan 12 2005 at 8:36 PM Rating: Decent
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Carry a pack of baby wipes. That should clean you right up after bowell movement.
#26REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 8:40 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) False claim, that little *****(lubriderm) needs an attitude adjustment
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