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#1 Jan 12 2005 at 1:49 PM Rating: Good
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How accurate is this? Did doctors really spend time on it? Would suing them be considered an abuse of medical malpractice laws? I just got it in a forward. For those of you that care, I picked chocolate cake.

My bored friend wrote:
Pick your dessert, then look to see what psychiatrists think about you! After taking this dessert personality test, send this e-mail on to others, but when you do, be sure to put your choice of dessert in the subject line.

ALSO, SEND IT TO THE PERSON WHO SENT IT TO YOU!

Of all of the desserts listed below were sitting in front of you, which would you choose? (Sorry, you can only pick one!)
* Angel Food
* Brownies
* Lemon Meringue
* Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing
* Strawberry Short Cake
* Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing
* Ice Cream
* Carrot Cake

NO .. You can't change your mind once you scroll down! So think carefully what your choice will be!









OK - Now that you've made your choice, this is what research says about you:

Angel Food - Sweet, loving, cuddly. You love all warm and fuzzy items... A little nutty at times. Sometimes you need an ice cream cone at the end of the day. Others perceive you as being
childlike and immature at times.

Brownies - You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your sabre. You are always the oddball with a unique
sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.

Lemon Meringue - Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands, you are an excellent after dinner speaker and a good teacher, but don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time. A bit of a diva at times, but you have many friends.

Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing - Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation.Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.

Strawberry Short Cake - Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times.

Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing - Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.

Ice Cream - You like sports, whether it be baseball, football, basketball, or soccer. If you could, you would like to participate, but you enjoy watching sports. You don't like to give up the remote control. You tend to be self-centered and high maintenance.

Carrot Cake - You are a very fun loving person, who likes to laugh. You are fun to be with. People like to hang out with you. You are a very warm hearted person and a little quirky at times. You have many loyal friends.
#2 Jan 12 2005 at 1:54 PM Rating: Excellent
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Well, I chose Ice Cream... Smiley: frown

I guess I'm self centered, high maintanence, and love to sit on my *** and watch sports.

But...

The quiz I took in Redbook last week said that I was a great communicator, and that everyone wants to be around me. Although, it did mention that I need to stop letting men take advantage of me.


Edited, Wed Jan 12 14:02:33 2005 by BoondockSaint
#3 Jan 12 2005 at 2:01 PM Rating: Good
I was vascillating between Brownies and Ice Cream, but finally decided I'd end up going for the chewy chocolate goodness.

I don't know about the "adventurous" part (at least, in real life anyway) but DANG is the rest pretty much me to a mr. "T"
#4 Jan 12 2005 at 2:04 PM Rating: Good
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Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing - Sexy, always ready to give and receive. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside. Not afraid to take chances. Will not settle for anything average in life. Love to laugh.



Change the "cold on the exterior" part and you got me right there.
#5 Jan 12 2005 at 2:06 PM Rating: Good
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How about that, the one I picked fit me.
#6 Jan 12 2005 at 2:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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My result wrote:
Boiled Lard - Boring, unlovable, and prone to inappropriate innunedo. You revel in the misfortune of others and have a mole behind your right ear. You smell vaguely of furniture wax and struggle pronouncing words beginning with 'v'. Others perceive you as a cu[i][/i]nt and will dance on your grave wearing ghey headbands and AK-47 ammo belts. Your favourite colour is sweat.
Uncanny!!
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#7 Jan 12 2005 at 2:37 PM Rating: Good
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Mmmmmmm......furniture wax.... *drool*
#8 Jan 12 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
MMMM Carrot Cake...not bad, actually kinda an accurate description. I really wanted Vanilla Ice Cream Covered Brownie Smiley: drool2

Edited, Wed Jan 12 15:58:19 2005 by Soracloud
#9 Jan 12 2005 at 3:58 PM Rating: Decent
Damn Hair Trigger Mouse

Edited, Wed Jan 12 15:59:04 2005 by Soracloud
#10 Jan 12 2005 at 4:00 PM Rating: Good
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I call bullsh[b][/b]it on this personality test. I picked Lemon Meringue and I have no friends.
#11REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 4:07 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) bullshit
#12 Jan 12 2005 at 4:20 PM Rating: Good
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gangsteakago wrote:
I call ******** on this personality test. I picked Lemon Meringue and I have no friends.


Tut, tut my friend, you must interpret it to fit you then.

Please, allow me to translate it for you:

Quote:
Lemon Meringue - Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands i]Hand jobs are your specialty[/i, you are an excellent after dinner speaker i]Your grunts and burps are kept to a minimum most of the time[/i and a good teacher i]your poor little brother/next door neighbors kid, he will never be the same again[/i, but don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time i]self explanatory: walking is hard enough for you[/i. A bit of a diva at times i]A bit of a ****, you have a thing for singing show tunes and dressing in sequined gowns[/i, but you have many i]imaginary[/i friends.

#13 Jan 12 2005 at 4:28 PM Rating: Good
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Because I am a helper I will now offer you your translation Poofy:

Quote:
Chocolate Cake/Chocolate Icing - Sexy, always ready to give and receive i]think about your prison time and you will understand[/i. Very creative, adventurous, ambitious, and passionate i]You are one kinky freak, forget young boys and pigs feet, you are way beyond that[/i. You have a cold exterior but are warm on the inside i]Much like a corps with a nest of maggots deep inside[/i. Not afraid to take chances i]If no one finds out, it never happened[/i . Will not settle for anything average in life i]You like 'um big. Real big[/i . Love to laugh i]laugh/ giggle hysterically, it’s all the same really[/i.

#14 Jan 12 2005 at 4:38 PM Rating: Good
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The Great GitSlayer wrote:
gangsteakago wrote:
I call ******** on this personality test. I picked Lemon Meringue and I have no friends.


Tut, tut my friend, you must interpret it to fit you then.

Please, allow me to translate it for you:

Quote:
Lemon Meringue - Smooth, sexy, & articulate with your hands i]Hand jobs are your specialty[/i, you are an excellent after dinner speaker i]Your grunts and burps are kept to a minimum most of the time[/i and a good teacher i]your poor little brother/next door neighbors kid, he will never be the same again[/i, but don't try to walk and chew gum at the same time i]self explanatory: walking is hard enough for you[/i. A bit of a diva at times i]A bit of a ****, you have a thing for singing show tunes and dressing in sequined gowns[/i, but you have many i]imaginary[/i friends.
OH! When you put it that way Git, those psychiatrists are pretty smart.
#15REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 4:47 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I cant help it, that thing you do with your tongue tickles
#16 Jan 12 2005 at 4:52 PM Rating: Good
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So you do like them big, real big.
#17REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 4:55 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) I suppose your referring to the size of your a,sshole?
#18 Jan 12 2005 at 4:59 PM Rating: Good
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poofyo wrote:
I suppose your referring to the sizo of your a,sshole?



The sizo of lil git, the sizo of the woman you prefer, the sizo of my shizo yo.

Edited, Wed Jan 12 17:03:32 2005 by GitSlayer
#19REDACTED, Posted: Jan 12 2005 at 5:01 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) Bloody hell
#20 Jan 12 2005 at 5:35 PM Rating: Good
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These things always make the descriptions as vague as possible, so no matter which one you pick, you always think "That's me!"

Notice how many of them use the words: fun, warm, sexy, love, humor, and friend. No one will argue when described that way.


Oh, and I'm brownies.



Edited, Wed Jan 12 17:51:25 2005 by trickybeck
#21 Jan 12 2005 at 5:38 PM Rating: Decent
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Brownies - You are adventurous, love new ideas, are a champion of underdogs and a slayer of dragons. When tempers flare up, you whip out your sabre. You are always the oddball with a unique
sense of humor and direction. You tend to be very loyal.


I say that's pretty accurate. Just replace sabre with spells and we're gtg.

Edited, Wed Jan 12 17:38:58 2005 by deadsidedemon
#22 Jan 12 2005 at 5:43 PM Rating: Good
Well, I was thinking 'Brownies' but I almost got caught the last time I tried to pick up a troop.
#23 Jan 12 2005 at 6:30 PM Rating: Good
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Nobby wrote:
My result wrote:
Boiled Lard - Boring, unlovable, and prone to inappropriate innunedo. You revel in the misfortune of others and have a mole behind your right ear. You smell vaguely of furniture wax and struggle pronouncing words beginning with 'v'. Others perceive you as a cu[i][/i]nt and will dance on your grave wearing ghey headbands and AK-47 ammo belts. Your favourite colour is sweat.
Uncanny!!


Smiley: inlove

In other news, none of those fit me. Ah well.
#24 Jan 12 2005 at 6:35 PM Rating: Excellent
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Vanilla Cake/Chocolate Icing - Fun loving, sassy, humorous. Not very grounded in life; very indecisive and lack motivation.Everyone enjoys being around you, but you are a practical joker. Others should be cautious in making you mad. However, you are a friend for life.
Yup, that's a dead ringer.

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#25 Jan 12 2005 at 6:42 PM Rating: Default
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I had a tough time between brownies and shortcake, but i settled on brownies.

Brownies - You are adventurous(somewhat), love new ideas(some of them), are a champion of underdogs(best damn troll you ever seent) and a slayer of dragons(i used to catch lizards and tame them). When tempers flare up, you whip out your sabre(the pen is mightier than the sword). You are always the oddball(no **** sherlock) with a unique(sick is more like it) sense of humor and direction(whats that?). You tend to be very loyal(got me there. i will NOT sell my first car.).


Strawberry Short Cake - Romantic(not anymore *****), warm(cold), loving(no comment). You care about other people(mostly) and can be counted on in a pinch(probably the only time you can count on me). You tend to melt(into what, i do not know). You can be overly emotional(anger and hate consumes me at times) and annoying(well, i dont really have to explain this) at times.
#26 Jan 12 2005 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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These things always make the descriptions as vague as possible, so no matter which one you pick, you always think "That's me!"
I managed to pick the dessert that pigeonholed me as a pain in the ***.

Quote:
Strawberry Short Cake - Romantic, warm, loving. You care about other people and can be counted on in a pinch. You tend to melt. You can be overly emotional and annoying at times.
yay!
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