Can Muslim guys and girls really be friends?Follow

Is it ok to ********** wife? If she gets climax during ************ does she have to take a bath?

If the wife reaches ****** and releases *****, then only is Ghusl compulsory upon her.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Mufti Ebrahim Desai

Huh. If "she" releases *****, all that body hair you thought was the product of bad genes might not be the whole answer...

Totem

Is it ok for an unmarried girl to ********** and also can a husband perform oral sex on his wife?

1. It is not permissible for anyone, male or female, to ********** whether married or not. An unmarried person should control his/her desires by abstaining from all those things that enhance one’s desires. If the desires are purely natural, then it should be suppressed by fasting.

2. It is not permissible for a husband to perform oral sex on his wife.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Mufti Ebrahim Desai

Either all you guys are now disqualified from being a Muslim now or the djinns of a thousand fishmongers will infest your underwear for eternity. Sucks to be Muslim...

Totem

I'm 21 yrs female, I notice some discharge when my husband comes closer to me and intimates me, though our private parts will not get in contact with each other and we'll not have intecourse. So please tell me whether I need to perform ghusul in this situation.

The discharge could either be Mazi or Mani. Mazi breaks Wudhu only and Mani breaks Ghusl. Mazi emits when one is aroused and Mani emits when one reaches climax and ******.

One differentiating feature between Mazi and Mani is after the emission of Mazi, the excitement remains and one is not fulfilled. In the emission of Mani, one is fulfilled and there is no more sexual excitement.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Mufti Ebrahim Desai

Intimates? Intimates?!? WTF? And what's with all this Mazi and Mani stuff? It sounds like an episode of Laverne & Shirley. "Shemeal, shamazol, house and rep incorporated!"

Totem

1. Is it permisable for women to go to gay male hair-dressers, beauticians, clothing designers or to get body piecings done (etc) (by gays) & remove hijaab in front of them? Can men go to beauticians etc? 2. Can husband and wife wear each others clothes? Example, tee-shirts, jackets, sweaters, jeans etc that are unisex.

1. In principle, it is not permissible for females to go to any Ghayr Mahrahm male without a reason acceptable in Shari’ah. The reasons explained in the details does not fall in the category of need. Furthermore, it is inconceivable that a Muslim will have anything to do with a gay.

2. In principle, a husband may wear the clothes of his wife and vice versa which are not exclusively for the opposite gender.

and Allah Ta'ala Knows Best
Mufti Ebrahim Desai

Well, I guess Smasharoo will never be able to foist his fabulous 'doo on any Muslims if he ever decided to open a hairdressing shop. After all, it's inconceivable that a Muslim would have anything to do with a Ghayer-- not that there's anything wrong with that...

Totem

Can I up my post count here also, the midly amusing islamic sex chat is getting me hard.

So Totem hows your daughter doing?

These guys have a law for everything.

Totes you really have a vivid imagination, however its canada so any sex story must involve long underwear and hydro powered dildoes.

I'd say being muslim must suck but I guess that'd be against the rules.

This makes me wonder if the reason you hear of so many suicide bombings is because muslims are just jealous of how horny others can be while actually being able to act on it. I suppose if many muslims gave up their rules it would mean quite a boom to the sex toy industry.

How in Allah’s name did these people make it out of the Stone Age? I am over in the Middle East now and they are some strange people. I thought it was because I didn’t understand them, well thanks Totem you have now solved that problem. They are so horny they ******* explode when aroused. We just solved the suicide bomber problem, get them drunk and get them laid.

its interesting that you say that, ounomen. the middle east was actually the center of civilization for quite some time as well as being a bastion of science. Many math principles were written down in the middle east. Algebra was "created" by a middle eastern man (who had a very similar name). while the europeans were still acting like barbarians (or rather were barbarians) the middle east was creating magnificent wonders and amazing culture.

hell, even today it seems as though america is reliant on the middle east for half of its doctors. ;)

i imagine if those from middle eastern countries had the fortune of living in a land as rich in resources as america once was then we'd have countries like iraq invading us.