Idiot IslandFollow

Imagine this - an (incredibly large) island called Idiot Island.

Now ... in the facist regime of the future, anyone who is classified an idiot will be shipped away to idiot island for the remainder of his or her natural stupid life.

Imagine how great the world would be ...

To facilitate the implimentation of idiot law, we must compile a list of things that would classify people as idiots.

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Here are a few to get our list started...

Those who have involved, passionate discussions relating to the outcomes of reality TV shows

Any and all people who whine to customer service agents about prices (as if they could do anything)

People who drive slowly in the passing lane

People who complain about people who wear white shoes after Labor Day

People who imitate Seinfeld jokes (You're not him, don't try it!)

Individuals who think Entertainment Tonight is the news and The National Enquirer is the newspapers

People who recite lines from The Simpsons, but mess up the words

Edited, Mon Jan 10 20:57:57 2005 by kingjord

Edited, Mon Jan 10 20:57:14 2005 by kingjord

-Anyone who speaks l33t without being sarcastic.

ddp on a bad joke

Edited, Mon Jan 10 20:47:07 2005 by BoondockSaint

<bigfatbastard>I don't remember corn...</bigfatbastard>

One!

Ta-hoooo!

*Crunch!* Three!

It takes three.

Untill you got to the bit about white shoes i thought you had visited the Isle of Wight on holiday.

I am your host, Ms. Roark.

Welcome to Idiot Island.

Yes, for your purists, I know he spelled his name Roarke. But Roark is my maiden name, and therefore that is the correct spelling.