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#1 Jan 10 2005 at 8:41 PM Rating: Good
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Imagine this - an (incredibly large) island called Idiot Island.

Now ... in the facist regime of the future, anyone who is classified an idiot will be shipped away to idiot island for the remainder of his or her natural stupid life.

Imagine how great the world would be ...

To facilitate the implimentation of idiot law, we must compile a list of things that would classify people as idiots.

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Here are a few to get our list started...

  • Those who have involved, passionate discussions relating to the outcomes of reality TV shows

  • Any and all people who whine to customer service agents about prices (as if they could do anything)

  • People who drive slowly in the passing lane

  • People who complain about people who wear white shoes after Labor Day

  • People who imitate Seinfeld jokes (You're not him, don't try it!)

  • Individuals who think Entertainment Tonight is the news and The National Enquirer is the newspapers

  • People who recite lines from The Simpsons, but mess up the words


  • Edited, Mon Jan 10 20:57:57 2005 by kingjord

    Edited, Mon Jan 10 20:57:14 2005 by kingjord
    #2 Jan 10 2005 at 8:44 PM Rating: Decent
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    You win another free all expense paid trip again?
    #3 Jan 10 2005 at 8:44 PM Rating: Decent
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    -Anyone who speaks l33t without being sarcastic.
    #4 Jan 10 2005 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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    *plugs his nose and overemphasizes syllables in an imitiation of Jerry*

    What is the deal with Corn Nuts? Is it Corn or is it a nut?

    Edited, Mon Jan 10 20:50:10 2005 by BoondockSaint
    #5 Jan 10 2005 at 8:46 PM Rating: Excellent
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    ddp on a bad joke

    Edited, Mon Jan 10 20:47:07 2005 by BoondockSaint
    #6 Jan 10 2005 at 8:48 PM Rating: Decent
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    Quote:
    What is the deal with Corn Nuts? Is it Corn or is it a nut?
    It's corn gone wrong.
    #8 Jan 10 2005 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good
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    mentalfrog wrote:
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    What is the deal with Corn Nuts? Is it Corn or is it a nut?
    It's corn gone wrong.


    <bigfatbastard>I don't remember corn...</bigfatbastard>
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    King Nobby wrote:
    More words please
    #9 Jan 10 2005 at 9:36 PM Rating: Decent
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    Mr. Owl How many posts does it take to hijack a thread?
    #10 Jan 10 2005 at 9:40 PM Rating: Good
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    One!

    Ta-hoooo!

    *Crunch!* Three!

    It takes three.
    #11 Jan 11 2005 at 1:43 AM Rating: Decent
    d'oh!
    #12 Jan 11 2005 at 4:29 AM Rating: Decent
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    Untill you got to the bit about white shoes i thought you had visited the Isle of Wight on holiday.
    #13 Jan 11 2005 at 4:34 AM Rating: Good
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    Now, if you also included

    - display no work ethic
    - don't know the meaning of accountability
    - think discpline is one of the guys who followed Jeebus

    I'm in.


    I'm guessing someone had a bad day at the office..
    #14 Jan 11 2005 at 5:48 AM Rating: Good
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    I am your host, Ms. Roark.

    Welcome to Idiot Island.

    Yes, for your purists, I know he spelled his name Roarke. But Roark is my maiden name, and therefore that is the correct spelling.
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