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#1 Jan 10 2005 at 6:50 PM Rating: Default
im new, i got my acount n a character... but how do i start playing?

any help will be appreciated.
#3 Jan 10 2005 at 6:59 PM Rating: Decent
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You shouldn't post this in this forum. This is not a gaming forum. You should go to the appropriate game forum. You'll get eaten alive (literarly there's talk of eating humans in here) quick out the back door.
#4 Jan 10 2005 at 6:59 PM Rating: Decent
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Well, to get the best experience, you need to get a gasoline-powered generator with a standard AC outlet on it. Load that up in the back of mom's car with your computer and go find the nearest railroad crossing. Right in the middle of the tracks I find is the most comfortable spot for playing a game.

Or, if you don't want an asshat response like that you can post in the "Main _________ forum" for the game that you're playing. Hurry and get out of here before the stream of GFYs come. ~_^
#5 Jan 10 2005 at 7:00 PM Rating: Decent
You two must be new. Not a bad thing. But you need to go to the EQ forums not here. Also read the manual.
#6 Jan 10 2005 at 7:01 PM Rating: Decent
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Wrong forum friend.

The Main EQ Forum is the place for game questions.
Leave here before the resident sharks began feeding on you.

#7 Jan 10 2005 at 7:02 PM Rating: Decent
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DDP



Edited, Mon Jan 10 19:06:51 2005 by Dlagyd
#8 Jan 10 2005 at 7:02 PM Rating: Good
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1. Click here --> Smiley: dnp

2. Take your *****, bend around behind you. This will facilitate step 3.

3. GFY

#9 Jan 10 2005 at 7:09 PM Rating: Default
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Holy ****, this is the nicest you guys have ever been to a noob (save for Trickybeck). What's gotten into you guys?

/stands at the podium

Hey ********* You spelled Elvaan wrong. You are missing punctuation and letters are missing from words. Read the fu[i][/i]cking manual and get the hell out of the Asylum. You worthless microwave kids need to get your pimply asses up and learn how to read, and do **** for yourselves. Run back and tell your ****** Fantasy friends to stay the hell out of here.
#10 Jan 10 2005 at 7:24 PM Rating: Good
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Well, to get the best experience, you need to get a gasoline-powered generator with a standard AC outlet on it. Load that up in the back of mom's car with your computer and go find the nearest railroad crossing. Right in the middle of the tracks I find is the most comfortable spot for playing a game.

No no no this method is way outdated. Keep up with the times would you?


Ok first off you want to run your bath with the hottest water you can get. Next, move your pc and moniter upstaris next to the bethtub. The reason for this is the steam from the running water will help activate the tutorial to get your game started.

As you play, make sure you're sitting in the tub. Feel free to move the moniter into the tub with you. Trust me, it will help your game play.

As you start playing feel free to splash water on your pc copiously. It will help your character learn to swim. YOu need your swimming skill up to 150 by the time your character reaches level ten, so the more water you splash on your pc, the faster your char will learn.

Once you hit level 5, remmber that in order to continue you must immerse your keyboard ito the tub with you. You WILL NOT LEVEL unless you are in the tub with the keyboard!!!!










If all else fails, read your fucking manual, post in the correct gaming forum, and have an nice hearty GFY.
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#12 Jan 10 2005 at 9:10 PM Rating: Decent
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Drayfitt wrote:
You two must be new. Not a bad thing. But you need to go to the EQ forums not here. Also read the manual.


The second guy's name is Kaolian's bane. I doubt he's new.
#13 Jan 10 2005 at 9:15 PM Rating: Decent
The beautiful part is they didnt even specify a game. So, wit that in mind, heres a little game of my own.

GFY:

the rules..

1. You dont ever post here again until you cut a shrubbery with a herring (and post pics otherwise we won't allow you back)

2. You wear a bunny costume and hold a postboard saying "I r teh #12" and also post a pic

3. You start doing well in school and paying attention to your teachers. A little IQ never hurt anyone.

4. If you break any of the rules then you have to post in the OOT from now on.

Have fun!
#14 Jan 10 2005 at 9:21 PM Rating: Good
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You dont ever post here again until you cut a shrubbery with a herring


And if you're nor heard saying Nee the entire time, you're disqualified
#15 Jan 10 2005 at 9:21 PM Rating: Good
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You spelled Elvaan wrong

cause we all know there are no games alla has sites for where you can play elves or anything!
#16 Jan 10 2005 at 11:17 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh, I suggest the OP cover himself with honey and go try to rape a full grown adult Grizzly bear.
#17 Jan 10 2005 at 11:26 PM Rating: Decent
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I suggest the OP cover himself with honey and go try to rape a full grown adult Grizzly bear


Now that's an image.
#18 Jan 10 2005 at 11:29 PM Rating: Decent
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Meh, I suggest the OP cover himself with honey and go try to rape a full grown adult Grizzly bear.
I think a cub would be a more entertaining experience. You ever seen an angry mother bear?
#19 Jan 13 2005 at 2:57 PM Rating: Good
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1. You dont ever post here again until you cut a shrubbery with a herring (and post pics otherwise we won't allow you back)


Oh no, a herring!
We are no longer the Knights who say Ni...

I agree - either cut down that tree, or do something similarly rediculous as proof that you can post here.
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To the OP.

1. Take a jug of something slippery.
2. Pour it all over the end of a 2 x 4.
3. Sit on it and spin.

Of course that's prolly not the game you had in mind (just like all the other excellent suggestions), but since you didn't specify... duh.
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And now for something completely different - FFXI flames. I know that there are a whole bunch of idiotic kids that play FFXI - they are the ones that begged mommy and daddy for the hard drive kit for their PS2 and played FFXI because it came with it. That's not the typical player. What I've seen it is much more people who are getting into this type of game (and need help), or the people who have been role playing for decades (both computer and paper). Please don't flame all of us for some ******* punk 13 year old who is trying to act 'cool'. Most people on the game are decent (at least on Garuda server).
#20 Jan 13 2005 at 5:57 PM Rating: Default
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laviont wrote:
Holy ****, this is the nicest you guys have ever been to a noob (save for Trickybeck). What's gotten into you guys?

/stands at the podium

Hey fu[b][/b]ckhead. You spelled Elvaan wrong. You are missing punctuation and letters are missing from words. Read the fu[i][/i]cking manual and get the hell out of the Asylum. You worthless microwave kids need to get your pimply asses up and learn how to read, and do **** for yourselves. Run back and tell your ****** Fantasy friends to stay the hell out of here.
I like the part where you automatically assumed he was talking about Final Fantasy. Neurosis much?

I think you have a complex about being a former player and are attempting to "fit in" by bashing it.

And if you're gonna swear, at least learn how to break the filter kkthxla~
#21 Jan 13 2005 at 5:59 PM Rating: Decent
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^^^
Goose dat joo?!

If you're going down the line of animals you might as well just skip to *** now.
#22REDACTED, Posted: Jan 13 2005 at 6:07 PM, Rating: Sub-Default, (Expand Post) 99.69% of all the ffxi retards think allakhazam is strictly a ffxi site, he was prolly right
#23 Jan 13 2005 at 6:50 PM Rating: Decent
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To the OP:

1. Go to Miller Outpost and buy some of those huge baggy jeans. Whatever size you are get around 3 sizes extra ( you will need the space)

2. Go down to the grocery store next ( I reccomend AJs market, but its up to you) and pick up a case of pure sweetened maple syrup and two full steaks.

3. Remove all clothing and smeared all the maple syrup all over your body. Then very neatly use something to secure the two steaks to your rod.

4. Put on only the the oversized Jean pants and make sure to get a tight belt so they dont fall down.

5. Go up into the northern wastes of Cananda and find three wolverines ( four if you want a thurough job) and stuff them down your pants. Extra point if the at least one of them is rabies.

6. Enjoy
#24 Jan 13 2005 at 7:42 PM Rating: Good
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You worthless microwave kids


What's a microwave kid? Is that some sort of inexpensive mail order test tube baby thing?
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#25 Jan 13 2005 at 8:04 PM Rating: Decent
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I think its like one of those Pepsi Punks. Dresses up in clothes that no normal person would ever dress up in and has the mad skills.

Like a guy wearing big jeans and a yellow vest with manacles on his arms and bright red shoes. Something along those lines.

-Zadiel
#26 Jan 13 2005 at 8:14 PM Rating: Good
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I think its like one of those Pepsi Punks. Dresses up in clothes that no normal person would ever dress up in and has the mad skills.

Like a guy wearing big jeans and a yellow vest with manacles on his arms and bright red shoes. Something along those lines.



Oh, I get it, like this guy right?
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