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You shouldn't post this in this forum. This is not a gaming forum. You should go to the appropriate game forum. You'll get eaten alive (literarly there's talk of eating humans in here) quick out the back door.

You two must be new. Not a bad thing. But you need to go to the EQ forums not here. Also read the manual.

DDP



Edited, Mon Jan 10 19:06:51 2005 by Dlagyd

Holy ****, this is the nicest you guys have ever been to a noob (save for Trickybeck). What's gotten into you guys?

/stands at the podium

Hey ********* You spelled Elvaan wrong. You are missing punctuation and letters are missing from words. Read the fu[i][/i]cking manual and get the hell out of the Asylum. You worthless microwave kids need to get your pimply asses up and learn how to read, and do **** for yourselves. Run back and tell your ****** Fantasy friends to stay the hell out of here.

The beautiful part is they didnt even specify a game. So, wit that in mind, heres a little game of my own.

GFY:

the rules..

1. You dont ever post here again until you cut a shrubbery with a herring (and post pics otherwise we won't allow you back)

2. You wear a bunny costume and hold a postboard saying "I r teh #12" and also post a pic

3. You start doing well in school and paying attention to your teachers. A little IQ never hurt anyone.

4. If you break any of the rules then you have to post in the OOT from now on.

Have fun!

cause we all know there are no games alla has sites for where you can play elves or anything!

Now that's an image.

Oh no, a herring!
We are no longer the Knights who say Ni...

I agree - either cut down that tree, or do something similarly rediculous as proof that you can post here.
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To the OP.

1. Take a jug of something slippery.
2. Pour it all over the end of a 2 x 4.
3. Sit on it and spin.

Of course that's prolly not the game you had in mind (just like all the other excellent suggestions), but since you didn't specify... duh.
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And now for something completely different - FFXI flames. I know that there are a whole bunch of idiotic kids that play FFXI - they are the ones that begged mommy and daddy for the hard drive kit for their PS2 and played FFXI because it came with it. That's not the typical player. What I've seen it is much more people who are getting into this type of game (and need help), or the people who have been role playing for decades (both computer and paper). Please don't flame all of us for some ******* punk 13 year old who is trying to act 'cool'. Most people on the game are decent (at least on Garuda server).

^^^
Goose dat joo?!

If you're going down the line of animals you might as well just skip to *** now.

To the OP:

1. Go to Miller Outpost and buy some of those huge baggy jeans. Whatever size you are get around 3 sizes extra ( you will need the space)

2. Go down to the grocery store next ( I reccomend AJs market, but its up to you) and pick up a case of pure sweetened maple syrup and two full steaks.

3. Remove all clothing and smeared all the maple syrup all over your body. Then very neatly use something to secure the two steaks to your rod.

4. Put on only the the oversized Jean pants and make sure to get a tight belt so they dont fall down.

5. Go up into the northern wastes of Cananda and find three wolverines ( four if you want a thurough job) and stuff them down your pants. Extra point if the at least one of them is rabies.

6. Enjoy

I think its like one of those Pepsi Punks. Dresses up in clothes that no normal person would ever dress up in and has the mad skills.

Like a guy wearing big jeans and a yellow vest with manacles on his arms and bright red shoes. Something along those lines.

-Zadiel