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#1 Jan 04 2005 at 2:27 PM Rating: Excellent

Nobby

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BBC News Story

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Muslim cleric Abu Hamza has failed to appear on a video link to the Old Bailey - where he was due to face 16 charges, including soliciting murder.

A prosecuting lawyer said Mr Abu Hamza had claimed he was "unable to walk" because his toenails were too long.

Might I suggest they kindly offer to cut his toenails. . . . At the Waist.

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#2 Jan 04 2005 at 2:40 PM Rating: Decent

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i sujest about 18-24in higher say the neck line...

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#3 Jan 04 2005 at 5:13 PM Rating: Good

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Nobby wrote:

BBC News Story

BBC Online wrote:

Muslim cleric Abu Hamza has failed to appear on a video link to the Old Bailey - where he was due to face 16 charges, including soliciting murder.

A prosecuting lawyer said Mr Abu Hamza had claimed he was "unable to walk" because his toenails were too long.

Might I suggest they kindly offer to cut his toenails. . . . At the Waist.

I don't know what is more foul- the flimsiness of that excuse, or the mental image. Damn him for both.

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#4 Jan 04 2005 at 5:24 PM Rating: Decent

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Maybe the British Authorities should administer a caning type beating on the bottom and across the top of his feet, then he will really be unable to walk.

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#5 Jan 04 2005 at 5:45 PM Rating: Decent

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or the ole NYPD method,broom stick up the ***.That'll straighten him up

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#6 Jan 04 2005 at 5:48 PM Rating: Decent

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/em brandishes an AK-47

Dance bit[/u]ch!

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