Just remember to send me royalties on any money you make off those titles, Jo.
But c'mon, my earthiness is mighty tame compared to others who profess a spiritual side. And did I ever tell you about the time I told my future mother-in-law a dirty limmerick? True story-- and no need to point out my stupidity. My wife cringes every time we reminisce about it even 22 years later. I had heard what I thought was a hilarious limmerick and was repeating to anybody who'd listen. It went like this:
There once was a plumber named McGee,
Who was plumbing his girl by the sea.
She said, "Stop plumbing! Somebody's coming!"
And he said, "Nobody's coming but me!"
Ba-da-boom! Shaka-laka! Needless to say, for a prim Minnesotan farm wife, she was horrified. And so was my fiance. [:sad:] Hey, I laughed...
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