Is David Blaine jesus? :: Free Realms

#1 Jan 02 2005 at 9:01 PM Rating: Default

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This is an honest question, is he the son of the lord? Cause I just saw a show on TLC, and that was some crazy ****. Well I'll follow South Parks lead, and start a cult.

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#2 Jan 02 2005 at 9:11 PM Rating: Decent

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This is an honest question, is he the son of the lord?

Honest answer: Nope.

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#3 Jan 02 2005 at 9:24 PM Rating: Good

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Not so fast there, Rognars. I did a side-by-side comparison of Blaine next to Gitslayer and was shocked to see that he looked eerily similar to Hey-soos, Git's ******* son by a down and out stripper. Could be his twin or maybe is him traveling incognito. I say we need a paternity/DNA test to know for certain.

Git, what say you?

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#5 Jan 02 2005 at 9:25 PM Rating: Good

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Not so fast there, Rognars. I did a side-by-side comparison of Blaine next to Gitslayer and was shocked to see that he looked eerily similar to Hey-soos, Git's ******* son by a down and out stripper. Could be his twin or maybe is him traveling incognito. I say we need a paternity/DNA test to know for certain.

Git, what say you?

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#6 Jan 02 2005 at 11:13 PM Rating: Good

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Git does look like David Blaine - I remember that one...

David Blaine is freaky. He's obviously doing some monk type **** in lots of his 'tricks', but still wow.

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#7 Jan 03 2005 at 3:05 AM Rating: Excellent

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Is David Blaine jesus?

Jesus is under the illusion that he is David Blaine

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#8 Jan 03 2005 at 5:16 AM Rating: Good

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Nobby wrote:

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Is David Blaine jesus?

Jesus is under the illusion that he is David Blaine

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#9 Jan 03 2005 at 7:32 AM Rating: Good

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He's the debil

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#10 Jan 03 2005 at 9:13 AM Rating: Decent

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Goatlord wrote:

He's a gerbil

FTFY.

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#11 Jan 03 2005 at 12:28 PM Rating: Good

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"All will be revealed in good time brothers. Until then look to our heavenly Father and do unto him as he has bid." so says Jesus (Hey-soos) my snotty little brat.

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#12 Jan 04 2005 at 8:13 PM Rating: Excellent

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I'm just waiting for someone to post an "Is Jesus the devil" thread, whereupon somewhere, somehow, a brain will explode

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#15 Jan 04 2005 at 8:22 PM Rating: Excellent

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Probbly, if they ever wandered on in here...

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#16 Jan 04 2005 at 8:54 PM Rating: Decent

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http://allakhazam.com/forum.html?forum=28&mid=110489029387443391

Im a bad, bad man!

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#17 Jan 05 2005 at 12:15 AM Rating: Decent

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does anyone have a couple of posts and some nails handy? that's at least one way to find out

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