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Thanks for the pickme up as I sit a work, on New Years Day.
No predictions on getting that smiley everone wants? [:GFY:]
Dread Lord Kaolian Leet Hax0r wrote:
Walkerscrisps will do something really cool and entertaining, but no one will see it.
Cool and entertaining?
That doesn't sound like me... Tedious is my angle.
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Karthtwo will be subracted from Karthfour, and then devided by karthzero, creating a massive paradox that will briefly destroy the world, before being renamed to karthfortytwo.
So... Your going to rename me? Aww shucks.
Can I go by "Number Forty-two"?
Edited, Sat Jan 1 13:08:45 2005 by Karthtwo
my predictions,
personally:
my pay will go up. my taxes will go down. as i am part of the top 10 percent, i expect a fruitfull year to come finacially. my debt is ta an all time low percentage wise of my income and assets.
spiritually:
no change. i believe.
in my country:
more strife about health care.
more strife about social services, including social security.
more erossion of individual rights
more empowerment of corperate rights
higher gas prices
lower gas millage on american vehicals
alternative energy gets lost with the back ground noise
more outsourcing
more importing of goods
more corperate profits
less personel income
a draft
internationally:
more shunning of americans
more terrorist attacks world wide
more natural disasters
more widespread desiese
in Iraq:
an election
increased violance
more dead people
a progressive deterioration of security
continued poverty
increased deaths from starvation and desease
loose more international help
get no additional international help
my resolution:
be the best person i can be. change what i can for the better. accept what i cannot change, and make the best of it. spend more time with my family, and less time playing vidio games. spend more time at the gym.
and mostimportantly, add my name to any presidential recall petition or impeachment petition i can find.
personally:
my pay will go up. my taxes will go down. as i am part of the top 10 percent, i expect a fruitfull year to come finacially. my debt is ta an all time low percentage wise of my income and assets.
spiritually:
no change. i believe.
in my country:
more strife about health care.
more strife about social services, including social security.
more erossion of individual rights
more empowerment of corperate rights
higher gas prices
lower gas millage on american vehicals
alternative energy gets lost with the back ground noise
more outsourcing
more importing of goods
more corperate profits
less personel income
a draft
internationally:
more shunning of americans
more terrorist attacks world wide
more natural disasters
more widespread desiese
in Iraq:
an election
increased violance
more dead people
a progressive deterioration of security
continued poverty
increased deaths from starvation and desease
loose more international help
get no additional international help
my resolution:
be the best person i can be. change what i can for the better. accept what i cannot change, and make the best of it. spend more time with my family, and less time playing vidio games. spend more time at the gym.
and mostimportantly, add my name to any presidential recall petition or impeachment petition i can find.
I predict that I shall return to the forums with the full might and strength of my hilarious genius and make all the Asylumer's go 'Wow' with surprise and their will be many 'Gfy's' and 'FTFY's' and all shall be well in the crazy ol' Asylumville.
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"SCOAGAAD" will become the next GFY
FTFY
I predict that Yanari will become increasingly saddened by her lack of a cameo in these threads that include even people who don't even post here anymore.
I don't love you anymore, Kao and your hephalumps don't scare me!
I don't love you anymore, Kao and your hephalumps don't scare me!
Kao, now you are just being silly.
Orange juice gives me gas.
Edited, Sat Jan 1 14:07:36 2005 by GitSlayer
Orange juice gives me gas.
Edited, Sat Jan 1 14:07:36 2005 by GitSlayer
"Are you gonna buy those hephalumps or just lick them."
"Lick em'"
"Lick em'"
Ok, more missed peoples. sorry about that.
Chtulhu will accidentally clone the lock ness monster, and set it loose on lake ontario, where it will wreak much destruction, and eventually cut off all shipping to canadia. it will later be eaten by zeabra muscles. but then the zeabra muscles will mutate into carniverous zombies. no one will really mind though due to their maximum top speed of 1 mile per decade.
BelKain will launch a new line of quality printer cables and computer accesories composed entirely of paperclips.
shadowrelm will miss the point entirely
TheDave Will discover that another thedave is present, causing them both to have an identity crisis to determain which is in fact the real the thedave. Then they will go "WSETRYUHIJMKjhbrdjhbjrdbjrdbhkiuehgtkjehbsmjbnfgnsdgbdbn" and everything will be ok.
Yanari will be chosen as a palidin of the wombat army and will lead the drive to liberate the french from their evil overloard tirants. along the way she will discover a new form of grilled cheese sandwich, causing a mass cultural revolution akin to the coming of the beatles. The she'll take a nap.
Emeauxpunk will Repent! and relinquish the pilfered forum fish!
Chtulhu will accidentally clone the lock ness monster, and set it loose on lake ontario, where it will wreak much destruction, and eventually cut off all shipping to canadia. it will later be eaten by zeabra muscles. but then the zeabra muscles will mutate into carniverous zombies. no one will really mind though due to their maximum top speed of 1 mile per decade.
BelKain will launch a new line of quality printer cables and computer accesories composed entirely of paperclips.
shadowrelm will miss the point entirely
TheDave Will discover that another thedave is present, causing them both to have an identity crisis to determain which is in fact the real the thedave. Then they will go "WSETRYUHIJMKjhbrdjhbjrdbjrdbhkiuehgtkjehbsmjbnfgnsdgbdbn" and everything will be ok.
Yanari will be chosen as a palidin of the wombat army and will lead the drive to liberate the french from their evil overloard tirants. along the way she will discover a new form of grilled cheese sandwich, causing a mass cultural revolution akin to the coming of the beatles. The she'll take a nap.
Emeauxpunk will Repent! and relinquish the pilfered forum fish!
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Wow it sounds like the world is ****** in '05.
I feel so.................
inadequate.
inadequate.
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Yanari will be chosen as a palidin of the wombat army...
Wombat Army? There is one force that would put fear into the bravest of hearts.
Some people are like slinkies, they aren't really good for anything, but they still bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs.
After last night I don't think my life will ever be the same. This year will change everything. The things I did and saw last night, whoa.
Edited, Sat Jan 1 15:30:06 2005 by Gadin
Edited, Sat Jan 1 15:30:06 2005 by Gadin
North Korea. Huh.
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Is that a tax write-off?
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Is that a tax write-off?
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
Hey, you forgot me Kao!
Good party, huh?
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade. Then find someone that life has given vodka and have party.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
This establishment does not serve women. You must bring your own.
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TwiztidSamurai will be discovered to in fact be a very clever computer program purpotrated as a prank by Illia.
Twiztid
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
HeresJohnny the Silent wrote:
Good party, huh?
Mind-blowing Johnny. I had an incredible amount of fun. It was a private party, on private property, so everything, and I mean everything was going on except drug use. Nudity, leather, and whips were on the menu, and boy was it fun!
Ok, the guy in the buff with a crown on his head was nasty, but everything else was hot!
Edited, Sat Jan 1 15:44:19 2005 by Gadin
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Chtulhu will accidentally clone the lock ness monster, and set it loose on lake ontario
No! Bad Kao!
Loch is spelt with an 'h' and is pronounced with a 'chh' sound in the back of your throat.
Bah! Like I know how to spell words!
I don't think North korea is a tax write off, but if you agree to "give up" north korea's nuclear ambitions, I think ol Georgie will give you a billion or two.
Lets see, more people to make predictions about:
EQdom will be subjected to the worlds longest in duration, and most invasive pre-boarding airline search after a bomb sniffing dog alerts to him when he wears a pair of pants that had earlierr been used in sausage making to the airport without washing them sufficiently first.
The Kakars tribe will rise up in unison and smite the false god KakarSmakar after discovering the "I can shoot lightning out of my hands" trick only works within 4 feet of a very large generator due to an inadvisably short extension cord.
Gadin will be observing a highly radioactive experement as part of his job as a reporter with the Daily hogswallop. While covering the story, he will be inadvertantly bitten by an irradiated giant tree sloth, turning him into ... IRRADIATED SLOTH GUY!!!!. He will then use his newfound powers of supreme sloth to avoid common household chores whilst wearing a bathing cap, cape, and ill fitting spandex suit.
I don't think North korea is a tax write off, but if you agree to "give up" north korea's nuclear ambitions, I think ol Georgie will give you a billion or two.
Lets see, more people to make predictions about:
EQdom will be subjected to the worlds longest in duration, and most invasive pre-boarding airline search after a bomb sniffing dog alerts to him when he wears a pair of pants that had earlierr been used in sausage making to the airport without washing them sufficiently first.
The Kakars tribe will rise up in unison and smite the false god KakarSmakar after discovering the "I can shoot lightning out of my hands" trick only works within 4 feet of a very large generator due to an inadvisably short extension cord.
Gadin will be observing a highly radioactive experement as part of his job as a reporter with the Daily hogswallop. While covering the story, he will be inadvertantly bitten by an irradiated giant tree sloth, turning him into ... IRRADIATED SLOTH GUY!!!!. He will then use his newfound powers of supreme sloth to avoid common household chores whilst wearing a bathing cap, cape, and ill fitting spandex suit.
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Wombat Army? There is one force that would put fear into the bravest of hearts.
By crikey! It's the kangaroos ya gotta watchout for... Danger! Danger! Danger!
Jesus, for a short moment, visit Earth, *****-slap Mel Gibson, sue Bush for copyright infringement after using his name WAY too many times in speeches, and cure cancer.
All of which will be left out by news channels for crazy stories of some army of badgers preparing to invade Norway.
(Don't forget meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
All of which will be left out by news channels for crazy stories of some army of badgers preparing to invade Norway.
(Don't forget meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!)
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