OMGz! This proves that skeletons and people did co-exist at one point in time, so therefore the Earth must only be six thousand years old and created by God!
Um... it's only a fake story, you say? That's only what the liberal media wants you to believe.
"Furthermore, it is downright unscientific to theorize that skeleton life originated in Egypt merely because mummies, another species of monster, are indigenous to the area."
Wow. The Onion must be reusing its material or reprinting old jokes or something. I remember reading that one like 5 years or more ago. Still pretty darn funny...
Wow. The Onion must be reusing its material or reprinting old jokes or something. I remember reading that one like 5 years or more ago. Still pretty darn funny...
Yep
Quote:
"This week's issue of The Onion has been cancelled due to inclement weather. In its place, enjoy this collection of gently used articles. (And enjoy the AV Club's brand-new issue.)"
ooooh, migrating skeletons. It's a wonder they made it at all. I would think with so many wolves out there, they would be preyed upon for their femur bones. Good chew toys.