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#52 Dec 26 2004 at 5:47 PM Rating: Good
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You welcome, but I hear that Cialis is the new wonder drug. Viagra is teh suck.


Nope, Viagra is still the bomb. Cialis doesn't give you the rush, it's more of a slow burner, or so I have heard.

Nevertheless for whisky di[b][/b]ck I still prescribe 100mg of Viagra!
#53 Dec 26 2004 at 5:52 PM Rating: Good
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whisky ****


Definition?
#54 Dec 26 2004 at 6:04 PM Rating: Good
LOL Whisky ****...Too much whisky leads to a very sad girl!
#55 Dec 26 2004 at 6:11 PM Rating: Good
Hmm, I've never had that much whisky. Once I reach the point where the beer goggles go on, there's no stopping until the next morning.
#56 Dec 26 2004 at 7:20 PM Rating: Good
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Hmm, I've never had that much whisky.



Pus[sm][/sm]sy!
#57 Dec 26 2004 at 10:09 PM Rating: Good
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Whiskey d[b][/b]ick = no action at all, or way too much action, to the point that you're chafing. Yay!
#58 Dec 27 2004 at 4:28 AM Rating: Good
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I think I explained this to Pickle a bit ago, but I'll explain it again. There are two kinds of whiskey dic[i][/i]k. The bad kind happens when you drink too much and can't keep it up. The good kind happens when you drink just enough to be able to keep it up and keep going for a ridiculously long time.

But when you don't specify which kind, it's usually assumed that you're talking about the bad kind.

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#59 Dec 27 2004 at 8:40 AM Rating: Decent
I forget the movie but the quote is perfect
"sex is like pizza..even when it's bad, it's good"
thus .....
#61 Dec 27 2004 at 3:26 PM Rating: Excellent
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Interviewer: So Nobby, describe the worst ******** you ever had.

Nobby: Fu[i][/i]cking brilliant!

Maybe I'm lucky, but I've never had bad sex. Both times were excellent Smiley: wink
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#62 Dec 27 2004 at 3:56 PM Rating: Decent
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but I hear that Cialis is the new wonder drug.


You mean this isn't for if you wanna go on bike rides, or to run through fields of blooming flowers??? Man commercials these days are so confusing???
#63 Dec 27 2004 at 6:11 PM Rating: Decent
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she pulled out her strap-on. his name was George.
#64 Dec 27 2004 at 10:32 PM Rating: Good
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Tare wrote:
Yes, it was ****. A dollop of ****.
The word "dollop" has forever been ruined for me because of that quote.

Thanks, Tare. Thanks a million.
#65 Dec 27 2004 at 10:38 PM Rating: Good
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Yes, it was ****. A dollop of ****.


Could it then accurately be stated that she 'fuc[i][/i]ked the **** out of him?'
#66 Dec 27 2004 at 11:10 PM Rating: Default


Edited, Mon Dec 27 23:13:58 2004 by Emeauxpunk
#67 Dec 27 2004 at 11:20 PM Rating: Default
can someone delete this post

Edited, Mon Dec 27 23:21:14 2004 by Emeauxpunk
#68 Dec 27 2004 at 11:31 PM Rating: Decent
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The worst is when "it" slips out and spears your pelvic bone. It totally kills the guy, and hurts like hell for the girl.

Edited, Mon Dec 27 23:55:38 2004 by NYAuska
#69 Dec 28 2004 at 4:45 AM Rating: Decent
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Virgin sex is pretty awkward and uncomfortable.


Virgins are the best cause they will let you do anything with them. =P

But yeah I remember when my girlfriend told me to go **** with her. So I start to it and it apparently must of been her first time doing ****. Lets just say the next morning I had claw marks on my back and arms. >.<
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