Boy howdy, Twiztid! I'd have never taken you for a sensitive male with his balls in a jar up hidden in her closet behind last season's fashions.
Whatever happened to hotdogs, beer, and a good car chase movie followed by unforeplayed sex? You're slippin', dude, you're slippin'.
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Whatever happened to hotdogs, beer, and a good car chase movie followed by unforeplayed sex?
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Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
Totem wrote:
Whatever happened to hotdogs, beer, and a good car chase movie followed by unforeplayed sex?
Totem, quit stealing my moves.
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I'd never buy lotion for a girl... *shudders at the thought of going into one of those shops* Just buy her a shirt or something from hot topic :P
Actually, as a good Practical joke I went into a Victoria's secret and asked the woman behind the desk if Edible Panties Came in plus size. Fecking hilarious.
Make your girl happy by giving her something she wants, it won't kill you.
My girl doesn't want gifts on any holiday or her birthday, so I gave up giving her gifts a few years ago, though she still gives me gifts for those occasions, so no complaints.
My girl doesn't want gifts on any holiday or her birthday, so I gave up giving her gifts a few years ago, though she still gives me gifts for those occasions, so no complaints.
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