I should have just bought her some ****** underwear and a box of condoms.
Edited, Thu Dec 23 01:22:13 2004 by bhodisattva
Edited, Thu Dec 23 01:22:59 2004 by bhodisattva
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Im sitting here in my apartment listening through Coldplay (whom I f[b][/b]ucking despise) as I prepare to make a CD for her as a stocking stuffer because that is the CD she wanted. Also today I had to go into the Body Shop and talk to a ditzy teen age girl about what "nut" scented body lotion is better Almond or Hazelnut.
I should have just bought her some ****** underwear and a box of condoms.
Edited, Thu Dec 23 01:22:13 2004 by bhodisattva
Edited, Thu Dec 23 01:22:59 2004 by bhodisattva
I should have just bought her some ****** underwear and a box of condoms.
Edited, Thu Dec 23 01:22:13 2004 by bhodisattva
Edited, Thu Dec 23 01:22:59 2004 by bhodisattva
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
Almond~
In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act.
SamiraX wrote:
Almond~
That is what I went with.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
I broke up with my GF a month back and am suure happy abooot out. I just met this girl and recently asked her out. She said yes.
On a side note, don't you hate when your leg falls asleep?
*********** leg![/sm]
On a side note, don't you hate when your leg falls asleep?
*********** leg![/sm]
Oddly enough, I've broken up with all of my exes right around the end of November. 
Be happy you got one dumb ****
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I should have just bought her some ****** underwear and a box of condoms.
That's ok Git will bring his own condom and the underwear, well it just comes off anyway.
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talk to a ditzy teen age girl about what "nut" scented body lotion is better
Belkira wrote:
Wow. Regular ol' Joph fan club in here.
Jophiel wrote:
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talk to a ditzy teen age girl about what "nut" scented body lotion is better
Jophiel wrote:
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talk to a ditzy teen age girl about what "nut" scented body lotion is better
No, no I didnt.
Bode - 100 Holy Paladin - Lightbringer
So are you going to spray the almond scent on your nuts? Is that what its for?
I'd never buy lotion for a girl... *shudders at the thought of going into one of those shops* Just buy her a shirt or something from hot topic :P
Sir fewynmorisato wrote:
I'd never buy lotion for a girl... *shudders at the thought of going into one of those shops* Just buy her a shirt or something from hot topic :P
That's why you'll be dying a virgin.
Sir fewynmorisato wrote:
I'd never buy lotion for a girl... *shudders at the thought of ************ at furious speeds without it* Just wipe it on my shirt or something :P
FTFY
I am no virgin
Master Stok wrote:
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I should have just bought her some ****** underwear and a box of condoms.
That's ok Git will bring his own condom and the underwear, well it just comes off anyway.
my only complaint, and it's not really fair of me to complain about, but i'm a smoker and she's not. so i always feel mad guilty lighting up in front of her. i mean, do you have any idea how hard it is to pass up the after-good-sex cigarette and cuddle instead? i mean, i'm a big fan of the cuddle, but i need my freaking cig.
wow, that's sooooo unfair of me. lol
wow, that's sooooo unfair of me. lol
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I'd never buy lotion for a girl... *shudders at the thought of going into one of those shops* Just buy her a shirt or something from hot topic :P
But if you buy it for her you get to help her apply it.
Dammit, a style clone! Either that or you're an old school Unix guy... ?
Better yet, get her a gift certificate to that lotion store. Admit you're too dumb to think of anything "girly", because most men are, and you'd feel better knowing she bought something she enjoyed.
Or get her a huge ***** and a 55 gallon drum of lube.
Or get her a huge ***** and a 55 gallon drum of lube.
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and you'd feel better knowing she bought something she enjoyed.
You know this is the same as having her buy her own gift and you wrapping it up. Try it and let us know how it goes. I can guess what the outcome is going to be already.
Whoo Coldplay!
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Better yet, get her a gift certificate to that lotion store. Admit you're too dumb to think of anything "girly", because most men are, and you'd feel better knowing she bought something she enjoyed.
We already know and accept this, we just like to see you squirm trying to pick out a gift. ^^
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Better yet, get her a gift certificate to that lotion store. Admit you're too dumb to think of anything "girly", because most men are, and you'd feel better knowing she bought something she enjoyed.
Do not, i repeat DO NOT, give your girlfriend/wife a gift certificate as a gift. You are better off buying her "*** scented lotion" then a gift certificate.
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I bought my wife $10 in McBucks last year as a joke...she didn't find it as funny as I did.
Xythex's advice is good..follow it.
Xythex's advice is good..follow it.
"just met this girl and recently asked her out. She said yes.
On a side note, don't you hate when your leg falls asleep?" --LtGoose
If it's your middle leg, it's because she's squeezing it too tight. Tell her to relax-- the date will be over soon enough...
Totem
On a side note, don't you hate when your leg falls asleep?" --LtGoose
If it's your middle leg, it's because she's squeezing it too tight. Tell her to relax-- the date will be over soon enough...
Totem
When in doubt, a romantic night out will usually save you. Get her two movie tickets to a chick flick, take her out to dinner at a nice restaurant (Olive Garden doesn't count), then find some place quiet and private to give her the rest of your "present".
Twiztid
Edited, Fri Dec 24 14:39:02 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Twiztid
Edited, Fri Dec 24 14:39:02 2004 by TwiztidSamurai
Jophiel wrote:
I managed to be both retarded and entertaining.
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