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What can you do to drive away an unwanted-in-laws, emergency help needed! I swear if my sister marries this *******, I may have to run him over with the car! Tried to get my brother's to take him out, but the wussies think I should let her make her own mistake.
Which would be fine if I didn't have to deal with the ****** too!

Sleep with him and try to arrange it so your sister walks in on you. Problem solved!

You're welcome

Ohh my god, could I be drugged and unconscious first!

Get along fine with my wifes family.

But mt sister-in-law is a f-ing lunatic.

Just tell your sis that he tired to bed ya, if you have to. But running him down with the car would probably be the most effective.



Edited, Wed Dec 22 13:35:07 2004 by kullayen

No, no, no.

Be nice to him. Try to see things from his point of view. Make yourself like him, if you can.

THEN run him down with the car, and no one will believe it wasn't an accident.

Just tell the guy that your sister has genital herpes, but refuses to tell him about it until after they're married. Warn him that if he confronts her, she'll only deny it and call you a liar.

To make a long story short, they already have a child who is the only reason I take any of his crap. He is rude disrespectful, and has anger management issues.
My poor mother, who on January 7 will have a bilateral mastectomy left today to spend the holidays with them and the new baby. She has been sheltered her whole life by first my father, and then all of us. She is so fragile emmotionally right now, I am worried about her. Poor thing gave them an incorrect flight number, and then had the nerve to leave in the middle of bad weather. She called me to check and make sure I got home from the airport, and told me she was delayed. I called to tell my sister, and the prick answered the phone, screaming and yelling about this go between **** being unacceptable, demanding my mother's cell phone number. He started screaming the F word at me, and saying my mother was 65 ******* years old and had to get more responsible. I refused to give him the number, told him he was out of control and let him hang up on me.
Things have disintegrated over the day, and now I am measuring the car wheels to see if they would do enough damage in one pass or if it would take two.
That F'cker can yell at me, and my brothers will let me manage myself. I tell you though, if he goes ape **** on my mom. My brothers better lock my *** up, or I will kill him!

Redyne wrote:



Reading the kind of prick this guy is there is not easy solution (especially since they have the kid).

Recommend you plant some child **** on his computer and call the police. That should do it for him (bye bye) and for your sister (she would never trust him again).

Note: I am not serious about the ****.

Is there any other way? You would be totally blameless

See if your brothers can help to make sure it doesnt go too far and make sure to have a video camera hidden somewhere as well.

I with you, Redyne. My sister is currently dating someone who I consider to be a total waste of oxygen, and a pompous *** to boot. I pretty much stay out of it unless I feel he's being disrespectful to the family, then I remind my sister that, while she may choose to be treated like she isn't worth a good goddamn, the rest of us didn't agree to date this *** and she needs to make sure he remains her problem alone.


She has obviously already made a mistake and will continue to make them, but there is no reason for you to pretend to like this guy. Life is too short to be a hypocrite. I'd call this *** back and tell him you need to speak to your sister. Your mom is her responsibility, not his, Thank Bob.

sounds like a *** to me, i couldnt think of something to you could do that hasent already been said. the whole baby thing makes it a much harder puzzle to solve.

any way, best of luck and i hope you have a happy x-mass (or whatever your doing ^^)

ugh, I know where you are coming from. My cousin just married the biggest bit[/i]ch in the world, and tomorrow we are all meeting at her house. She is the type of person who is NEVER wrong, and even though im 18, she talks down to me like im 5.

Somehow the conversation came up on politics on christmas of last year. She is a liberal, and I am typically a conservative. I do not mind a decent arguement if the other side has good points, but she was making things up! "Bush is going to start the draft and send all the womenfolk overseas too! bush is going to plow down the forrest! bush is going to go door to door kicking little puppies!"

I make a point that he is not going to start the deaft, and the only person who even brought that up was one democratic congressman, but she shrugged me off, saying "You will understand more when you are older" That made me want to slap her across the face, but luckily my brother knew what was going on and pulled me to the side.

I just smile and nod now, and don't pay attention to a word she says. I try to avoid her at all costs. I don't know how your situation works, but just avoid that person, and talk to other people instead.

-Oh, and she gave me a candle for my birthday. Just what every 18 year old guy wants, a candle -_-

Edited, Fri Dec 24 14:02:40 2004 by RiceKrispies

Don't you ever watch the lifetime channel? Eventually he will belt your sister. Then she will go the police but they wont believe her. He will steal the kid and move to Romaniaranistan It's then up to you to team up with her and devise some elaborate plot to off him, rescue the kid and live happily ever after.

Your part isn't until the second act, hold your horses.