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eh an odd thing along the line of the gay one came up with me. On my mom's 40th birthday, one of her friends gave her a playgirl magazine as a joke. My mom threw it away the next day into the recycling bin. When my brother took out the recycling, he took it out, then planted it into my room. I had no clue it was in my room, and my mom found it before I did.

I come home from school, and my parents call me into my room. I walk in and my mom is holding the magazine. My mom is the understanding kind of person, whereas my dad is homophobic. So they start with the whole "you are becoming a man and might be curious" kind of thing, and I was flipping out, denying it at every turn. They just thought I was in complete denial of it, even though I was innocent.

When my dad was talking, you could tell my mom had to talk to him before hand. If it were up to him, he woulda beat the gay outa me the second I walked into the room. He was holding back from screaming at me, calling me some rather rude slurs, and barely said anything.

Both of them were under the assumption that I was just denying it because I was embarrassed, and just kept talking. They were going through the whole "its ok to be curious, just admit it" when it clicked in my head what happened. I call my brother up, ask him about it, and he burst out laughing, to the point he was rolling on the floor. I kick him a few times, my parents ground him for like a month, and I have a story to tell.

My situation is odd, I doubt any parents would run into the situation of someone else hiding a gay **** magazine underneath their child's matress, but it is a possibility. This is kind of messed up, I guess my parents handled it right, but situations come up.

BTW, im completely straight. Kind of funny situation though :P

1. Sure. Try them. As long as you don't become a junkie, I'm not going to step in.

2. Both

3. Why the hell does it matter? Go sacrifice a goat for all I care.

4. Sure, whatever. You are who you are. Just don't leave gay **** lying around the house.

5. You caused it, you solve it.

1) do you mind bingin me back somethin?

Why don't you explain that this is your opinion based on, possibly, a religious belief rather then state it as if it was fact?
Just because you believe premaritial sex is wrong doesn't equate that all people who do so are whores.

1. Dad/Mom Suzy and I where thinking of going to a party on Saturday and we were thinking of trying drugs.

Well, I'm not going to stand over you and try to stop you from doing drugs 24/7, 365. However, I will tell you why I think it's a bad idea. There is no known benefit to doing drugs. The people who do them reach a crossroads at some point in their life where they either stop doing the drugs because of the harm the drugs do to them or they become consumed by the drugs. At this point in your life, you have to make a choice whether you want to risk being one of those people consumed by substances that are seen by everyone with any world knowledge as dangerous and subversive to life's pursuits.

2. Mom/Dad Suzy and I are getting to a point in our relationship where we are trying to decide are condoms the right choice or should she use the pill?

Ok, hold on a second. I'm going to call Suzy's parents and we can all sit down and discuss this over lunch. Just kidding, son. Go with both. The pill will help regulate her menstrual cycle and make her quality of life better as well as serving as a backup in case your condom breaks. Now go look on the shelf in my bathroom cabinwet and you'll find a 48 pack of Trojans with Nynoxyl-9 on them. ALWAYS use those, no matter what SHE says she's using. Here's why:
1. If she ever wants to have a baby and you don't, she'll skip pills. That leaves you paying for it for the next twenty years. Life's unfair. Be prepared.
2. It keeps you prepared for any strange that may come around. You don't want to miss out on that, do you?
3. STDs. No matter who tells you what, those herpes medication commercials are out there for a reason. That stuff is everywhere, and women don't show the signs the way men do, so you just don't go trusting anyone with yer sexual health.

3. Dad/Mom I was thinking of going to a meeting with a bunch of my friends on wednesday night. I know we have never discussed this issue before, but is it all right if I go to church?

Sure, just remember that religion is a crutch for a weak mind. Go, enjoy the companship, don't kick anyone's crutches out from under them, and see who brings good dishes for the potluck. Then you know where to look for a wife.

4. Dad/Mom I'm getting these funny feelings everytime I'm around george, I mean there like more intense than when I thought suzy was the girl for me? What if I was gay?

If you were gay, then you'd be gay. Let me warn you that Depends are expensive before you get too experimental with your bunghole, son. Also, you can only be gay if you're not 'the b[i][/i]itch'

5. Dad/Mom the condom broke when Suzy and I where at the park awhile ago and now Suzy thinks she's pregnant, what should I do or should she get an abortion?

Well, that's a choice the two of you have to make together rationally and calmly. I'll be glad to offer support to you, but I can't make your choices FOR you. First of all, do either of you WANT a child? How will this impact her family, school, financial and career choices? Yours? No matter what you choose, you have to stick to your guns once the two of you have made your decision. Now you see why I said use both the pill and the condom with spermicide.

So, how'd you arrive at the arbitrary sum of 2?

Let me guess; it's because you approve of ******** one person out of wedlock. I wonder why?

Hypocrite.

Living by your rules, I'd still be banging my high school girlfriend. Her husband probably wouldn't like that, by the way. He didn't seem to last time.

I'm a **** and it feels good to say it.

I know someone refers to this later, but I'd be interested to know if this rule applies across genders.


BTW, read correctly, "two or more" implies that one person is the limit.

Well, I guess according to the world by Laviont, that I qualify as a ****! LOL Its amazing though, that bit of knowledge doesn't change my perception of myself or signal the end of the world.

Tolerance and acceptance of others is not something that all can achieve, Laviont. I am sorry you have fallen so short of that goal. Life is a lot more interesting if you are open to all things.

99% of us are sluts. People just get all bent out of shape when you call a dog a dog.

I don't want to get bent out of shape, I want my slutty self to enjoy the day!

I can understand and agree with that 100%.

Instead of formulating an answer at this point to each of those questions, I just want to make sure that each of my children would know that they can come to me for anything they want to discuss. Whether it's sex, drugs, drinking, church, homework, whatever, that part really doesn't matter. What matters is the idea that the kids can come to me and talk about whatever at any age they may be, even if they're grown and out of the house (for the record, they're 13, 9 and 5, so I have a ways to go before they're gone).

I would like to think that I'd be open-minded to whatever they want to bring up and I don't come to some kind of snap decision or reflex reaction. And I it would be clear to them that if they need to talk, they are coming to me in a child/parent context and that anything said/discussed may not be what they want to hear, but something I truly believe they NEED to hear.