Today is new Computer DayFollow

I'm up at 7am because Im all nerdlike and giddy over a new comp and my MMO is offline for a patch so I come over here and the following people

AegisfangBattlehammer, Ashio, Chtulhu, Darkflame, ElneClare, ****** Greta, Isten, Lilf, Patrician, PePsY, Reinman, Ryneguy, Smoggy, spawned, Tsakiera, Vensuvio, Visagoth, xythex, Anonymous Guests (13)

are incapable of putting up an entertaining thread. So I will start one:

I believe that cripples are just pretending and are using the fact that there legs dont work as an excuse to be lazier than a drunken indian.

Discuss.

Why would a person put forth more effort than what is expected of them? If your expected to be lazier than a drunken indian than what motivation is there to exceed that?

If I am expected to make 10 widgets a day, and I am payed by the hour then why the hell would I wan't to make 11?

I dunno about cripples, but I do suspect anyone over age 65 might be perfectly fine, and are just issued a cain or crutch in order to get whatever they want. Or I could be off my waffle.

Sometime today I am recieving the following rig:

3.2ghz P4
1gb Ram
128mb Radeon
160gb HD
Audigy Sound Card
DvD Rom
DvD-RW
17" Flat Panel


which is infintely better than what I am currently using:

1ghz Celeron /shudder
512 Ram
64mb Geforce 2 440 MX
80gb HD
No Name Sound Card
4x CD-RW/DVD-ROM that no longer works
56x CD ROM

I want to be cripple so I can be a lazy drunk that plays games all day.

Oh ya!

Well my computers better than your computer and my dad can kick your dads ass!!!

DDP

Edited, Tue Dec 14 10:06:44 2004 by bhodisattva

well thats no fun.

not work safe?! since when isn't bestiality work safe?!

<waits to see if everyone's interest is piqued>

Edited, Tue Dec 14 10:22:26 2004 by RolloX

You really don't want to, Aegis.

True story

When I was in highschool there was a kid in a motorized wheel chair who was perhaps the most awful and mean spirited little ******* that I had ever met.

Just because he was angry at God for crippling him, because the kid was stupid enough to play in traffic and get hit, he decided to take it out be randomly ramming people with his wheel chair.

Now a powered wheel chair while lacking the speed, does have a lot of mass. A car battery, the wheel chair itself, the attachments and then the fat ******* occupying it. If he pinned you unexpectedly it could bruise.

Well one day he decided to go after me, I was walking by him and he just steered right into me, I cursed and he laughed and started making fun of me. He did this because 'hey whos gonna do anything to a crippled kid? Well I walked around him as he laughed and took the books out of his carry case and proceeded to lift up the back end of his chair and put the books underneath so the wheels were touching the ground.

If the back wheels cant touch the ground then he cant move. I then walked up halfway up the stairs and said "get me now you legless *******" and walked away.

Turns out it was 20minutes before someone found him and managed to help him.

LMAO

Hey, no matter what youre handed in life, there is no reason for people to be cruel to others. Spitefullness and envy never make a pretty team.

Ya, but a helluva popular online persona.