2004Follow

NOTE: Someone told me to post this in the asylum, after i posted this in the OOT...dont shoot me

I spend alot of time on this, and it isnt compleat and the rhyme scheam isnt perfect yet, but enjoy anyway.

2004, by Matt Gualdarrama


Bombs are flying.

People are dying.

Kerry is crying.

Politicians are lying

Children are starving.

Inside our own home

Anna Nicole smith is draining

Fat into her knockers,

Carrying Trim spa

Drinking Crisco.

Children are killing

Thanks to GTA

There are no more halos,

Just HALO 2.

Clay is rich

Rubin’s a *****
He cheated and now he got what he deserved.

But don’t forget the election,

Rigged by a guy with an erection.

Bush is being abounded

Peterson is being executed.
Strange alliances are forming,

Like Rappers punk rockers, and Asians.

Averill thinks she tough,

But lets get something straight

Just because you were doesn’t mean you get flamed with hate.

We came in third

That’s a burn,

Olympics ended in a wham,

Screaming viva la bam.

Ashton left us,

Or maybe he’s punking

Either way he still thinks he is a hot stud.

Saddam is ours,

The Chinese gave us SARS

If only we can capture Bin Laidin

Osama is still in his cave,

While raping his 50 something goats.

I will have more by the time the year is over.

How do you pluralize yourself? Sk33tzophrenia much?

do you always do what your told?

Edited, Mon Dec 13 22:37:39 2004 by deadsidedemon

Ya know'
If you sing it the tune of Dr. Dre's "The Day The Niggaz Took Over" it kinda works.

Dear Matt,
That sucked.

Sin,
Walt Whitman


























Totem

...yes

We'll have to fix that

From now on, never post in here if youre told to somewhere else. Only post here if you have balls and can take cheap shots, and your skin is thick.


Man, if I didnt wonder if you were a sock, Id take you under my wing and teach you the ways. You're so.... naive it's almost cute.


Note; I said almost. Key word here folks

ahhhh sock puppet.


Oh well, no wingage for joo!

Dear Matt,
Totem doesn't need to learn how to spell since he does it a whole lot better than you.

Sin,
Mr. Webster



























Totem

"Sin" is an abbreviation for "Sincerely", which might just be an abbreviation for "Sincerely yours".

well, what matt's sig lacks in plausible threat, it makes up for in perceptive gauging of the world around us, and what a GREAT IDEA it is to mention something like that.

Let's look at the list of results that could come from having a sig of that nature in a public forum:

a) All the other posters think you're a 12-year-old.
b) All the other posters think you're a lame, friendless, desensitized-to-violence 12-year-old.
c) All the other posters are scared of you.
d) One of the other posters, an undercover Homeland Security agent, starts working out the rigorous surveillance campaign on your parents' house.

Of these, at first glance, D might seem the least likely, but it turns out C is indeed the least likely. A and B are close, but B squeaks by as the winner. Congratulations, and don't worry about the poetry career. It will pick up once EVERY OTHER poet and poetry connoisseur dies or goes into a coma. THEN you'll find your true fanbase.

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Take it as a compliment

More goats or more quotes? Is there any part of your "poem" that hasn't been ripped off? Hey look everybody it's the next PDiddy....