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So, last weekend, after getting thoroughly plastered at a local bar, I met this cute girl that I later exchanged phone numbers with. We talked on the phone, and then met for dinner one night. Everything was going great until this last weekend.

She had to work on Friday night, so I decided to go out with the "boys".

The next morning I wake up to a txt mssg asking how my night was. I replied fine, and then she sent the following.

Her: "YOU DIDN'T FLIRT WITH TOO MANY GIRLS DID YOU?" (yes all in caps just to be annoying)

Me: "Haha...huh? Why?"

Her: "JUST MAKING SURE YOUR NOT CHEATING ON ME...HAHA..JK"

Needless to say I immeditately throw the penalty flag for stalking and illegal use of "your". I took this chick on one date/dinner after meeting her a week before.

She has literally sent me 15 txt mssgs and 7-10 calls A DAY since then. I haven't replied to 3/4 of them.

Do I...

1. Call her and tell her to fuck off?
2. Call her and be nice and tell her I am not interested?
3. Give her a second chance?
4. Email her and tell her to go away?
5. Never talk or respond to her again?
6. GFM b/c you guys don't care?

1 and 6 6 6 6 6 6 6

Tell her that she's crowding you. If she goes bonkers, add her to your blocked numbers list (if your celli has one).

The truth is normally better than trying to weasel around things... unless of course you're a weasel.

Yeah, #1, and if you can't do that, at least #2. She's a psycho hose beast, and will only get worse.

Spawned has a good point, if you don't try you may regret it the rest of your life wondering what might have happened.

After that #1 for sure and 666666666666666666

Exactly he will get laid. And possibly by two chicks. Since he doesnt have feelings for her, it is the perfect oppurtunity to act like a pig. Take it.

I'm guessing we won't be seeing anymore Mylnn, Keibah, Neph action? hehe

As for your current problem, fu[b][/b]ck her six ways to Friday, then dismiss her. As long as she doesn't pull a "I need a commitment from you before we do anything serious" sthick.

What's the worse that can happen?

Edited, Mon Dec 13 12:05:56 2004 by Gadin

Soon you should be changing your phone number and moving across the country. You might even shake her for a year or two that way, but it won't be long till she's slipping threatening love letters into your mailbox in the Nevada trailer-park you're hiding out in.

Choose option #7 where you ask her to call and text message you more because you can't stand the thought of living your life without her. Then tell her you have made room in your mother's basement for her to move in so she can get to know her future in-laws better. Proceed to invite her to come over next Saturday night to play with your Star Wars figures, but don't let her touch any of them.

If none of these work, try taking a dump while she is in the bathroom messing with her hair. I assure you, she'll be out of your life in no time.

It'd be easy to rid yourself of a chick if you really wanted to.

Totem

#1#2#5#3#1#1#1 This way she will think you R crazy, then Tell her your Gay and want to make love to her father!

Any woman who acts like that will only intensifiy if you Bed her. Does not sound like it would be worth it .. You said Cute girl not Hot or OMG!!, Cut lose RUN!!


If she has a cat, find it and Boil it that will help..Not sure how but hey why not.

Also be sure and change your locks if you've turned your back on her at any point, women like to touch shiny things like jewelry and keys. If you don't break it off now, she sounds like she could become like my old roommate's boyfriend or current friend's girlfriend and pull the "Life isn't worth it without you in it" trick and try to guilt trip you into continuing to date her so she doesn't kill herself.

Whether she's actually serious like psycho-***** ex-boyfriend or is pulling your leg like psycho-***** girlfriend is totally dependent on her sanity. So, #2, then #1 if she just doesn't get it. And tell her I said she's a loser, too.